Author Topic: D's Belated Black Friday B-day Thread! (Read 29917 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Dec 08, 2011, 08:14:44 PM »

This seemed appropriate.

The D · « **Reply #1 on:** Dec 19, 2011, 02:03:09 PM »

Yea yea, little girls, ect ect.

I'm now 30. I think little girls are a little too young for me now. :V

In any case I don't feel older than 20, except for the diabetes and occasional body pain. But it's weird that I'll be 40 in 10 years. I almost feel like I wasted the last 10 years as all I have is an associates degree in IT that I got earlier this year and still don't have a job for. I'd almost consider re-doing the last 10 years of my life.

Also, I'm surprised I'm older than IDE... if he's being truthful about his age, that is.

Rama · « **Reply #2 on:** Dec 19, 2011, 11:12:26 PM »

He's not.

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Dec 20, 2011, 12:26:28 AM »

Quote from: The D on Dec 19, 2011, 02:03:09 PM

Also, I'm surprised I'm older than IDE... if he's being truthful about his age, that is.

Quote from: The D on Dec 19, 2011, 02:03:09 PM

... if he's being truthful about his age, that is.

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... if he's being truthful about his age

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about his age

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truthful

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age

Fiero · « **Reply #4 on:** Dec 22, 2011, 09:21:03 PM »

What, he's not a woman is he?

IDE · « **Reply #5 on:** Dec 22, 2011, 10:53:28 PM »

You sexist fuckbags! How dare you hold women down by saying that only they should lie about their ages! Next thing you assholes will be saying they shouldn't have equal representation in media and government! Nuri get in here and make level some ballyhoo at these ruffians for their archaic gender biases.

IDE · « **Reply #6 on:** Dec 22, 2011, 10:54:04 PM »

and make level it so I can edit my posts!

Fiero · « **Reply #7 on:** Dec 24, 2011, 04:40:02 PM »

I did not say women SHOULD, I said that they DO.

IDE · « **Reply #8 on:** Dec 26, 2011, 06:43:20 PM »

Do, should, whatever!

This is 2011! We should all be lying about our ages and leaving the toilet seat up.

Fiero · « **Reply #9 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 02:14:35 AM »

Quote from: IDE on Dec 26, 2011, 06:43:20 PM

Do, should, whatever!

This is 2011! We should all be lying about our ages and leaving the toilet seat up.

I DO!

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 12:04:51 PM »

But I don't like the seat up!

Can't you just whiz in the bathtub and wash it down afterwards?

Rama · « **Reply #11 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 12:30:13 PM »

Seat up? Seriously you guys. I mean how is a girl suppose to back into the bathroom blind folded with the lights off and NOT sit in water if you leave the seat up.

IDE · « **Reply #12 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 12:31:20 PM »

You would think peeing in the shower would be the more egregious offense.

But no, it's time for women to take their rightful place as our equals and leave the seat up.

IDE · « **Reply #13 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 12:32:09 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Dec 27, 2011, 12:30:13 PM

Seat up? Seriously you guys. I mean how is a girl suppose to back into the bathroom blind folded with the lights off and NOT sit in water if you leave the seat up.

If you ever been in the next room when this happens you know it never gets old.

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 12:33:42 PM »

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Seat up? Seriously you guys. I mean how is a girl suppose to back into the bathroom blind folded with the lights off and NOT sit in water if you leave the seat up.

Why does the seat need to be up anyway? Can't you just aim for the tinier hole? I thought guys liked tinier holes. Hyuck.

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You would think peeing in the shower would be the more egregious offense.

It's not. Making a girl desperate to take a piss have to touch a grody toilet seat with her hands is.

IDE · « **Reply #15 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 12:38:40 PM »

We've touched the grody toilet for centuries! It's time that you stand by our toilet touching sides as our equals and partners!

Aim for the tinier hole? Seriously? Well yeah that's fine with me if you like sitting on pee splash...You don't deal with dudes in the bathroom on a regular basis huh?

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 12:39:31 PM »

Hell no.

Rama · « **Reply #17 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 12:40:33 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Dec 27, 2011, 12:33:42 PM

Why does the seat need to be up anyway? Can't you just aim for the tinier hole? I thought guys liked tinier holes. Hyuck.

Yeah, but then if miss the tinnier hole cause you are like distracted by something out the window or something...then you have to clean up and if you don't then chicks bitch again. I've actually got in the habit of putting the whole thing down. Lid and all. Thus avoiding the leaving the seat up bitching, but still making the woman actually do something in bathroom. I may in fact be an evil genius.

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It's not. Making a girl desperate to take a piss have to touch a grody toilet seat with her hands is.

So you don't want to put your hands on something that is fine to put your ass on?

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 12:42:03 PM »

I didn't say all of that. Quit lyin'! Hey! You edited!

Fiero · « **Reply #19 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 12:43:24 PM »

And making a man desperate to take a piss have to touch a dirty toilet seat isn't?

The problem with the smaller hole is apparently we get piss everywhere or something, so if you want to sit on my piss while you piss, then I'm fine with that.

EDIT: 4 replies while I typed that? Damn!

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 12:53:20 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Dec 27, 2011, 12:40:33 PM

So you don't want to put your hands on something that is fine to put your ass on?

If it was just my ass and no other asses it wouldn't be an issue. But unless I grow a penis, that wouldn't be neccessary except to clean it.

And you know what, I completely forget my primary point of contention when it comes to putting the seat down. If you don't put it down with the lid, all of your gross flushy shit (assuming you flush) goes EVERYWHERE. Well, actually, it does anyway but it grosses me out more to know the lid was up and fecal and pee-pee mist is going everywhere. Use the toilet, put down the lid (and seat with it). That's how I roll.

IDE · « **Reply #21 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 01:02:36 PM »

You want the lid down!?

Yeah we'll do that as soon as you let us revoke women's suffrage.

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 01:05:24 PM »

Hey, it's your toothbrush. Have fun putting a brush covered in shit-drops in your mouth.

IDE · « **Reply #23 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 01:14:40 PM »

Any shit particles that were going to get on there already did while said shit was being taken.

But when you think of it that way, kinda makes you wonder why we keep anything that goes in our mouths in there.

Rama · « **Reply #24 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 08:52:33 PM »

Can shit mist get through the door to a med. cabinet? Cause that's where I keep my toothbrush.

IDE · « **Reply #25 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 08:53:54 PM »

That's smart. I think I'm going to start doing that too.

Fiero · « **Reply #26 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 10:48:53 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Dec 27, 2011, 01:14:40 PM

Any shit particles that were going to get on there already did while said shit was being taken.

But when you think of it that way, kinda makes you wonder why we keep anything that goes in our mouths in there.

That's why nicer bathrooms have a separate door for the toilet portion.

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 11:08:29 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Dec 27, 2011, 08:52:33 PM

Can shit mist get through the door to a med. cabinet? Cause that's where I keep my toothbrush.

According to those people at the link I posted above, it apparently it can. But I'm certain it's still less poop than letting toothbrushes roam free-range. Here's the link again. Happy reading/brushing.

http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=35;t=001754;p=0

IDE · « **Reply #28 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 11:44:43 PM »

The amount of poop is irrelevant! There's poop on your brush!

Fiero · « **Reply #29 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 11:46:07 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Dec 27, 2011, 11:44:43 PM

The amount of poop is irrelevant! There's poop on your brush!

Try doing something about it.