Author Topic: So... be honest, boys. (Read 22251 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Nov 18, 2011, 11:48:59 PM »

How many of you were involved in this study?

Sex with animals may be tied to risk of penile cancer

joe · « **Reply #1 on:** Nov 19, 2011, 12:58:08 AM »

Sex with Animals would be a great band name. Heck, it probably already is.

I don't want to confirm it for fear of being judged by Google.

Rama · « **Reply #2 on:** Nov 19, 2011, 02:19:54 AM »

Penile is one funny ass word.

IDE · « **Reply #3 on:** Nov 19, 2011, 03:43:11 PM »

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As for the kinds of animals the men had sex with, mares were the most common, followed by donkeys, mules, goats, chickens, calves, cows, dogs, sheep and pigs.

Chickens?!

How is that possible?

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Nov 19, 2011, 10:19:05 PM »

I don't think it is without killing the chicken in the process.

Please, let's only kill and eat chickens without sexins.

joe · « **Reply #5 on:** Nov 20, 2011, 12:20:09 AM »

I remember reading some story about a farmhand in Malaysia who was caught fucking a cow, so to shame him even further they made him marry it in a public ceremony.

B E C K · « **Reply #6 on:** Nov 20, 2011, 12:26:21 AM »

And then divorce it so it got half his property and the kids?

joe · « **Reply #7 on:** Nov 20, 2011, 07:01:06 AM »

Nah, they butchered it immediately afterwards.

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Nov 20, 2011, 12:06:18 PM »

But now them babies don't have a mom!

Rama · « **Reply #9 on:** Nov 21, 2011, 01:24:29 AM »

Well there is always room for veal.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Nov 21, 2011, 01:30:14 AM »

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #11 on:** Nov 21, 2011, 07:36:07 AM »

Quote from: IDE on Nov 19, 2011, 03:43:11 PM

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As for the kinds of animals the men had sex with, mares were the most common, followed by donkeys, mules, goats, chickens, calves, cows, dogs, sheep and pigs.

Chickens?!

How is that possible?

Well you see birds don't have what you would call a vagina or an anus, it's one big single hole that has a real name but that I affectionately call "vaganus". Anyway considering the size of your average chicken egg, it seems sensible that a human penis would be able to fit in this orifice quite easily, though I can't say I have much of an idea about the depth of the cavity.

Rama · « **Reply #12 on:** Nov 21, 2011, 12:05:26 PM »

Ask Gonzo...I'm sure he'd know.

joe · « **Reply #13 on:** Nov 21, 2011, 02:47:20 PM »

Little known fact: Muppets have no genitals.

IDE · « **Reply #14 on:** Nov 21, 2011, 03:20:33 PM »

Quote from: Adam on Nov 21, 2011, 07:36:07 AM

Quote from: IDE on Nov 19, 2011, 03:43:11 PM
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As for the kinds of animals the men had sex with, mares were the most common, followed by donkeys, mules, goats, chickens, calves, cows, dogs, sheep and pigs.

Chickens?!

How is that possible?
Well you see birds don't have what you would call a vagina or an anus, it's one big single hole that has a real name but that I affectionately call "vaganus". Anyway considering the size of your average chicken egg, it seems sensible that a human penis would be able to fit in this orifice quite easily, though I can't say I have much of an idea about the depth of the cavity.

Well assuming it's similar to us, then wouldn't that be the equivalent of shoving a duffel bag full of basket balls into a woman?

Sam · « **Reply #15 on:** Nov 21, 2011, 04:01:17 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Nov 21, 2011, 03:20:33 PM

Well assuming it's similar to us, then wouldn't that be the equivalent of shoving a duffel bag full of basket balls into a woman?

I think I've seen that pr0n.

The D · « **Reply #16 on:** Nov 21, 2011, 06:48:54 PM »

I'm trying to figure out
A) Why that study was conducted
B) Why they admitted to having sex with animals

Then I noticed the study was done in rural Brazil. Apparently there are few women in rural brazil. Or farmers with too much time on their hands, when they're not demolishing rain forest.

Rama · « **Reply #17 on:** Nov 21, 2011, 08:14:22 PM »

Quote from: joerammstein on Nov 21, 2011, 02:47:20 PM

Little known fact: Muppets have no genitals.

Then how do you explain Muppet Babies smart guy? Huh?

joe · « **Reply #18 on:** Nov 21, 2011, 09:31:02 PM »

Unethical laboratory shenanigans.

Fiero · « **Reply #19 on:** Nov 21, 2011, 10:04:41 PM »

Quote from: joerammstein on Nov 21, 2011, 02:47:20 PM

Little known fact: Muppets have no genitals.

Look at Gonzo's face again. He at least does.

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Nov 21, 2011, 11:45:06 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Nov 21, 2011, 08:14:22 PM

Quote from: joerammstein on Nov 21, 2011, 02:47:20 PM
Little known fact: Muppets have no genitals.

Then how do you explain Muppet Babies smart guy? Huh?

Quote from: joerammstein on Nov 21, 2011, 09:31:02 PM

Unethical laboratory shenanigans.

Brilliant!

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Nov 21, 2011, 11:47:46 PM »

Oh, speaking of Muppets, that new movie's coming out. Just WHO is the douchebag human starring in it? I've never heard of him before. He was hosting SNL and Kermit did a guest stint on Weekend Update. He was the funniest one there. Seth Meyers makes me wish for Colin Quinn. That hack Colin fucking Quinn. Egads.

Rama · « **Reply #22 on:** Nov 22, 2011, 01:29:13 AM »

He's one of the guys from "How I Met Your Mother" and he's been in a few movies too like "Forgetting Sarah Marshall."

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #23 on:** Nov 22, 2011, 09:34:47 AM »

Quote from: IDE on Nov 21, 2011, 03:20:33 PM

Well assuming it's similar to us, then wouldn't that be the equivalent of shoving a duffel bag full of basket balls into a woman?

I don't know how big your dick is but my dick is not as girthy as an egg, and the average baby is not as big around as a basketball.

Also, a human female undergoes a lenghty dilation period before giving birth to a baby. A chicken does this on almost a daily basis, so it stands to reason the orifice is always good to go.

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Nov 22, 2011, 12:02:59 PM »

Quote from: Adam on Nov 22, 2011, 09:34:47 AM

Quote from: IDE on Nov 21, 2011, 03:20:33 PM
Well assuming it's similar to us, then wouldn't that be the equivalent of shoving a duffel bag full of basket balls into a woman?
I don't know how big your dick is but my dick is not as girthy as an egg, and the average baby is not as big around as a basketball.

Also, a human female undergoes a lenghty dilation period before giving birth to a baby. A chicken does this on almost a daily basis, so it stands to reason the orifice is always good to go.

I think we're venturing into dangerous territory here.

Quote from: Rama on Nov 22, 2011, 01:29:13 AM

He's one of the guys from "How I Met Your Mother" and he's been in a few movies too like "Forgetting Sarah Marshall."

Oh, that explains it, I guess. Still don't see how that qualified him to star in his own feature AND with the Muppets. But if he does a good job, I'll go ahead and chalk that to talent.

joe · « **Reply #25 on:** Nov 22, 2011, 01:31:52 PM »

From what I understand, the people with the money had asked Jason Segel what kind of project he'd be interested in working on, and his answer was, "The Muppets!"

And they were like, "Really?"

And he was all, "Heck yeah, and here's the script!"

Basically, this movie wouldn't exist without him.

B E C K · « **Reply #26 on:** Nov 22, 2011, 03:06:07 PM »

Ah, so he earned his way in. Even better. Assuming the movie isn't craaaap.

Fiero · « **Reply #27 on:** Nov 22, 2011, 10:17:05 PM »

I'm looking forward to it. I think he's pretty funny, actually.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #28 on:** Nov 24, 2011, 08:56:16 AM »

This looks like the most pointless movie! The only joke seems to be "Hey it's MUPPETS!" which on it's own is not funny unless the Muppets actually make funny jokes.

joe · « **Reply #29 on:** Nov 24, 2011, 12:49:02 PM »

Fresh!