Happy Birthday, ekerou etaou!

[B E C K]

Wherever you are. 

[Rama]

Dead in a gutter someplace...hopefully next to Knurph.

[joe]

What about Majin Whoopee?

You know, I always thought he was a DBZ fan, but maybe he accidentally hit the J key instead of the K...

[B E C K]

I forgot all about Majin Whoopee.  lol  I feel kinda bad about that actually.  I miss knurph.  Everytime I see a pull-up bar on a door, I think of him and how he was not allowed to dangle by his feet and do curls.  That and that horrid 'badass' pic.  Yup.

[IDE]

Storytime about knurph and whoopee please.  Complete dossier...

[B E C K]

Hey, guise, remember Agent Orange?  He apparently considered knurph the stupidest poster to ever grace a message board!  ...eleven years ago.  Hurrr, congratulations there, buddy!    Knurph sent me some software once.  He lives in Ames, Iowa.  Or at least he did.  And he was all political and shit, right?  And said "Jesus Fuck".

Don't remember anything about Majin Whoopee besides the name.  Times like these make me wish ezBORED didn't nuke my old Sphere... and then Viperhost took my money and nuked my backup.

[Fiero]

No, he had a weird accent from Asia or some shit. Sometimes, I feel like Majin Whoopee, so it still works.

[B E C K]

If I sit on you, will you fart?





















































Preferably in the other direction?

[Fiero]

If you sit on me, the direction of my fart is most likely dependent on the direction of my ass at the time the sitter sits on top of the sittee ... so, you tell me.

[Rama]

He went to school in Ames, Iowa. I think he was from Des Monies.  My Uncle actually taught at the same school he went to. I remember he didn't believe that, but it was true.

[B E C K]

And then he fucked him.  No, no.  Sorry.  Just trying to make this anecdote more lively.  Carry on.

[Rama]

At least if my Uncle had fucked him, it would explain why he was such an insufferable prick all the time.

[B E C K]

At least if my Uncle hadn't fucked him, it would explain why he was such an insufferable prick all the time.

FIFY.

[Rama]

That could be just as true.