Is it good or bad to masturbate before going on a date?

[IDE]

Movies and Television say it's a good idea but now years later I begin to question their logic.

I mean it takes away some of that killer instinct that drives you to put on a show of being interested in the vapid ramblings issuing forth from her ignorant maw.

What do you think?

[B E C K]

[IDE]

Hmm...yeah I don't if this applies to chicks.

Do you double click your mouse before seeing a guy?  I have no clue.

[B E C K]

I click, hold, and drag.













Actually, no, that sounds painful.  You said it better than I did.

[Fiero]

Science has apparently proven that masturbation is best done frequently. As to the exact situation, I have no particular answer other than: if you don't do it then, at least do it frequent.

[Rama]

I don't know what any of you are talking about since I use a track ball.







No, not really.

[Fiero]

I don't know what any of you are talking about since I use a track ball.







No, not really.

No, you use a joystick.

[B E C K]

Up your ass.  Sorry.  I had no computer-related metaphor for that.

[Rama]

I don't know what any of you are talking about since I use a track ball.









No, not really.

No, you use a joystick.

You're damn right I do.

[IDE]

I've decided that I'm not going to do it anymore.  In fact I will only do it once the day of the date and make sure it was earlier in the day so that The Hunger is in full effect while we're out.  I want to pop like 16 boners just from her talking about how her day went.

[Fiero]

I think I can at least firmly state that you should not tell her that you masturbated before getting in the car and driving to her (may not apply in all cases).