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...Who would win?   ???

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Re: If Wal-Mart and Target were people and got into a fight...
« Reply #1 on: Nov 12, 2011, 04:11:33 AM »
I don't know but if I have black friday off I am going to trample some mexicans at either or both of those locations.

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Re: If Wal-Mart and Target were people and got into a fight...
« Reply #2 on: Nov 12, 2011, 02:35:56 PM »
It's called "Target" for a reason. I hope they are wearing a bullet proof vest.

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Re: If Wal-Mart and Target were people and got into a fight...
« Reply #3 on: Nov 12, 2011, 05:10:55 PM »
"If Wal-Mart and Target were people and got into a fight, who would win?"

Walmart. There's more of 'em, and they sell guns.
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Re: If Wal-Mart and Target were people and got into a fight...
« Reply #4 on: Nov 13, 2011, 01:06:37 AM »
And they're generally heavier?  Just a thought.  Weigh in on this, Gwynn.  No pun intended.

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Re: If Wal-Mart and Target were people and got into a fight...
« Reply #5 on: Nov 13, 2011, 01:47:19 AM »
What am I, your Target representative? Yea, alot of obese people shop at Walmart, more than in Target.
We have a limited number of handicapped electric carts. There's another thing that bothers me, those carts are made for handicapped people, not for idiots who ate themselves into a perpetual blob that refuses to exercise or eat healthy.  I'm looking at you, 8am Hotwheels scalper!
Target would really only need to wear Walmart out before they collapse under their own weight, just avoid the gunfire, stick and move, stick and move!

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Re: If Wal-Mart and Target were people and got into a fight...
« Reply #6 on: Nov 13, 2011, 02:02:28 AM »
Wal-Mart...but Target would be much better dressed at the fight....and not smell like pork rinds.

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Re: If Wal-Mart and Target were people and got into a fight...
« Reply #7 on: Nov 13, 2011, 11:11:53 PM »
What am I, your Target representative?


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Re: If Wal-Mart and Target were people and got into a fight...
« Reply #8 on: Nov 14, 2011, 03:42:58 PM »
  I'm looking at you, 8am Hotwheels scalper!

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Re: If Wal-Mart and Target were people and got into a fight...
« Reply #9 on: Nov 14, 2011, 10:57:10 PM »
I agree with gwynn.

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Re: If Wal-Mart and Target were people and got into a fight...
« Reply #10 on: Nov 15, 2011, 12:34:09 AM »
And I agree with Fiero.  :ph34r:

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Re: If Wal-Mart and Target were people and got into a fight...
« Reply #11 on: Nov 15, 2011, 12:59:19 AM »
Howard Johnson is right!

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Re: If Wal-Mart and Target were people and got into a fight...
« Reply #12 on: Nov 15, 2011, 01:02:45 AM »
About his favorite food being ice cream?  Well, yeah, he ate, like, one cone a day.

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Re: If Wal-Mart and Target were people and got into a fight...
« Reply #13 on: Nov 15, 2011, 02:08:01 AM »
SATAN AND CHINA HAVE TEAMED UP TO DESTROY ICECREAM!

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Re: If Wal-Mart and Target were people and got into a fight...
« Reply #14 on: Nov 15, 2011, 02:32:27 AM »
I perfectly good Blazing Saddles reference...totally wasted.

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Re: If Wal-Mart and Target were people and got into a fight...
« Reply #15 on: Nov 15, 2011, 06:48:04 AM »
I never got to finish watching Blazing Saddles...

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Re: If Wal-Mart and Target were people and got into a fight...
« Reply #16 on: Nov 15, 2011, 03:15:40 PM »
Never got to start watching Blazing Saddles...
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Re: If Wal-Mart and Target were people and got into a fight...
« Reply #17 on: Nov 15, 2011, 04:01:07 PM »
I saw it years ago but wasn't paying attention.