Author Topic: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING. (Read 14494 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Nov 12, 2011, 01:59:43 AM »

What the hell does that mean anyway? Who would actually DO that?

IDE · « **Reply #1 on:** Nov 12, 2011, 04:13:44 AM »

Seems like a waste to me.

Here's what ya do with compressed air kids!

Wrap a towel around the spigot and put your mouth over the towel and blast that shit! Inhale deeply and then BLAMMO! You're huffing away into an alternate universe where you'll have a vision quest that involves you riding a motorcyle while wearing a karate gi.

Fiero · « **Reply #2 on:** Nov 14, 2011, 03:37:24 PM »

Is there a reason this was brought up?

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Nov 15, 2011, 12:40:18 AM »

Because I felt like making a topic about the sign on my wall.

Rama · « **Reply #4 on:** Nov 15, 2011, 01:25:28 AM »

We can still use it to make stupid faces though right?

Fiero · « **Reply #5 on:** Nov 15, 2011, 03:10:48 PM »

This was on a sign at your place of business? Do you have a lot of compressed air there? Are there perverts about? Sex addicted wenches, perhaps?

Rama · « **Reply #6 on:** Nov 15, 2011, 03:30:30 PM »

See how he slipped that "sex addicted wenches" in there? That's the question he REALLY wants answered.

B E C K · « **Reply #7 on:** Nov 15, 2011, 03:57:45 PM »

Quote from: Fiero on Nov 15, 2011, 03:10:48 PM

This was on a sign at your place of business?

Nope, in my bedroom.

Fiero · « **Reply #8 on:** Nov 15, 2011, 04:16:21 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Nov 15, 2011, 03:57:45 PM

Quote from: Fiero on Nov 15, 2011, 03:10:48 PM
This was on a sign at your place of business?

Nope, in my bedroom.

I'm even more confused than before. So, are there perverts or sex addicted wenches there?

B E C K · « **Reply #9 on:** Nov 15, 2011, 04:22:01 PM »

Not unless they came with the sign. $:-\$

Fiero · « **Reply #10 on:** Nov 15, 2011, 06:06:23 PM »

So why is the sign there?

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Nov 15, 2011, 10:16:55 PM »

I hung it there.

Rama · « **Reply #12 on:** Nov 16, 2011, 12:18:16 AM »

So it is in the vein of my "Psychiatrist One Flight Up" sign that hangs in my room. Just some crazy shit you found someplace.

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Nov 16, 2011, 01:28:33 AM »

My uncle had an assload of jobsite signs. He gave me four in all but I forget what the others say.

Rama · « **Reply #14 on:** Nov 16, 2011, 11:37:44 AM »

One time I was in some kind of Nautical gift shop and they had a little metal door plaque that said "Screw Room". I'm still kicking myself for not buying that.

Fiero · « **Reply #15 on:** Nov 16, 2011, 02:44:15 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Nov 16, 2011, 11:37:44 AM

One time I was in some kind of Nautical gift shop and they had a little metal door plaque that said "Screw Room". I'm still kicking myself for not buying that.

I would buy that. In high school I would hand girls in our computer lab (there was a lot of these loose for some reason) a screw that I would find and say, "wanna screw?" and sometimes changed it depending on the sort of screw I found.

IDE · « **Reply #16 on:** Nov 16, 2011, 11:54:16 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Nov 16, 2011, 11:37:44 AM

One time I was in some kind of Nautical gift shop and they had a little metal door plaque that said "Screw Room". I'm still kicking myself for not buying that.

Yeah that was definitely a mistake.

Luckily INTERNET is here to make it better!

http://www.everythingnautical.com/wooden-sign-screw-room.html

IDE · « **Reply #17 on:** Nov 16, 2011, 11:55:42 PM »

Not willing to pay 24.99?

You don't have to!

http://www.amazon.com/Brass-Screw-Room-Sign-Promotional/dp/B0049C3RR8

IDE · « **Reply #18 on:** Nov 16, 2011, 11:56:44 PM »

I kind of want one too now for 8 bucks but whereas it's an ironic joke in your case, my room actually is a screw room and somehow it's just not as funny.

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Nov 17, 2011, 01:51:07 AM »

Quote from: IDE on Nov 16, 2011, 11:56:44 PM

I kind of want one too now for 8 bucks but whereas it's an ironic joke in your case, my room actually is a screw room and somehow it's just not as funny.

You could always buy a bunch of screws and display them. Hur, hur, 'tis but a joke!

Sam · « **Reply #20 on:** Nov 21, 2011, 04:08:39 PM »

Question, could another person use compressed air to blow off your clothing?

IDE · « **Reply #21 on:** Nov 21, 2011, 04:25:10 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Nov 17, 2011, 01:51:07 AM

Quote from: IDE on Nov 16, 2011, 11:56:44 PM
I kind of want one too now for 8 bucks but whereas it's an ironic joke in your case, my room actually is a screw room and somehow it's just not as funny.

You could always buy a bunch of screws and display them. Hur, hur, 'tis but a joke!

That's not a bad idea. It's kind of goofy and disarmingly funny. Just the sort of thing to distract them from the impending panty drop.

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Nov 22, 2011, 12:07:16 AM »

Quote from: Sam on Nov 21, 2011, 04:08:39 PM

Question, could another person use compressed air to blow off your clothing?

Must I reread the sign? It's, like, a safety issue!

Sam · « **Reply #23 on:** Nov 22, 2011, 11:38:52 AM »

Yes yes, but what if it's an issue of proximity and angle? In comparison to you, a second person could hold the nozzle at a greater distance and a less steep angle. I propose we experiment.

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Nov 22, 2011, 11:59:51 AM »

But you'd blow air in my ears and nose and eyes an' shit. That ain't cool.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #25 on:** Nov 22, 2011, 01:04:31 PM »

Take it in the face like a pro!

B E C K · « **Reply #26 on:** Nov 22, 2011, 03:07:02 PM »

B-but I'm not a pro.

Rama · « **Reply #27 on:** Nov 22, 2011, 03:34:08 PM »

And you never will be with that attitude.

B E C K · « **Reply #28 on:** Nov 22, 2011, 03:45:45 PM »

Sam · « **Reply #29 on:** Nov 22, 2011, 03:57:30 PM »

Take it in the face like an amateur!