Author Topic: Fucking Texas! (Read 10842 times)

The D · « **on:** Jan 01, 2005, 10:22:29 PM »

Michigan played Texas in the Rose Bowl tonight (football). Michigan was winning but then Texas scored 2 seconds before the end of the game and won by one point.

... they shouldn't have been able to stop the clock like that, it seemed so unfair. Damn timeouts.

So Fuck a Texas. I'm tired of that hick-infested shithole. We got beat by a state that spawned Bush and is filled with christian republican nutjobs.

We need a tidal wave to suck texas back into the sea.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #1 on:** Jan 01, 2005, 11:10:20 PM »

Sorry, you'll have to blame CT for Bush.

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Jan 02, 2005, 09:34:16 PM »

So, what, you're pissing on about the concept of the time-out?

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #3 on:** Jan 02, 2005, 11:30:48 PM »

ISU won with a 52-yard touchdown.

I heard the announcer freaking out on the radio in the kitchen yesterday.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #4 on:** Jan 03, 2005, 08:55:50 AM »

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Michigan played Texas in the Rose Bowl tonight (football). Michigan was winning but then Texas scored 2 seconds before the end of the game and won by one point.

... they shouldn't have been able to stop the clock like that, it seemed so unfair. Damn timeouts.

I was wishing Michigan and LSU would've won. It'd have made Auburn look even better than they already do in comparison to the two shits playing in that BS BCS game.

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So Fuck a Texas. I'm tired of that hick-infested shithole. We got beat by a state that spawned Bush and is filled with christian republican nutjobs.

We need a tidal wave to suck texas back into the sea.

What, you didnt know? Regardez vous:

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I've seen a lot of places
I've been around the world
I've seen some pretty faces
Been with some beautiful girls
But after all I've witnessed one thing still amazes me
Just like a miracle you have to see to believe

'Cause God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the promised land
Gave 'em a place where they could dance
If you wanna see heaven brother here's your chance
I've been sent to spread the message
God blessed Texas

First He lit sunshine
Then He made the waters deep
Then He gave us moonlight
For all the world to see
Well everybody knows that the Lord works in mysterious ways
He took a rest then on the very next day

God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the promised land
Gave 'em a place where they could dance
If you wanna see heaven brother here's your chance
I've been sent to spread the message
God blessed Texas

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #5 on:** Jan 03, 2005, 12:27:40 PM »

Texas has wayyyyyy too much incest to be blessed by God.

B E C K · « **Reply #6 on:** Jan 03, 2005, 01:23:10 PM »

San Antonio doesn't.

And fuck a Michigan.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #7 on:** Jan 03, 2005, 03:48:27 PM »

I agree, fuck Michigan.

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Jan 03, 2005, 05:15:12 PM »

Then it's final.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #9 on:** Jan 04, 2005, 08:10:48 AM »

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We need a tidal wave to suck texas back into the sea.

It was tried in 1900. Didn't work.

Besides, you'd have to hunt for another board to piss & moan on.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #10 on:** Jan 04, 2005, 09:30:15 AM »

Mine's based in Canada, but it's run by an obnoxious fundie traditionalist. Some of you would probably not be comfortable there

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #11 on:** Jan 04, 2005, 09:35:00 AM »

Maxlet?

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #12 on:** Jan 04, 2005, 10:35:51 AM »

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #13 on:** Jan 04, 2005, 11:22:38 AM »

Dern Canadians.

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Jan 04, 2005, 02:15:11 PM »

Well if Texas did get swallowed up, the board would still be here and functional until the space or domain name expired, since neither of those is in Texas. I would just be dead, most likely eaten by an evil whale.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #15 on:** Jan 04, 2005, 02:21:36 PM »

And then you'd be like Jonah and the whale!!

Kick his ass, Nuri!

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #16 on:** Jan 04, 2005, 02:32:21 PM »

MAKE US LONG JOHN WHALEYS!!!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #17 on:** Jan 04, 2005, 02:35:55 PM »

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Jan 04, 2005, 02:38:43 PM »

But the whale will have killed me, strangling me with his mighty baleen.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #19 on:** Jan 04, 2005, 02:44:03 PM »

But what if it's one of those creepy whales with the teeth that eat plankton?

Oh duh, that's what a baleen is.

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Jan 04, 2005, 02:45:23 PM »

For some reason "creepy whale" makes me think he's cruising elementary schools and eyeing young supple lads.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #21 on:** Jan 04, 2005, 02:50:47 PM »

Didn't you ever see the Free Willy Trilogy?

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Jan 04, 2005, 02:53:51 PM »

Just the first one, where the whale crushes him. Or that could've just been an episode of the Simpsons.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #23 on:** Jan 04, 2005, 02:54:29 PM »

I skimmed your post and I thought you said Jessica Simpson.

Maybe he eats her in the second one.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #24 on:** Jan 04, 2005, 02:56:07 PM »

Yeah, I think I remember that... Her sister Ashley gets really scarred and doesn't know what to do, so she does a ho-down infront of the whale.

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Jan 04, 2005, 02:56:13 PM »

Okay, I got a filthy mental image that no one ever needs in this life.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #26 on:** Jan 04, 2005, 02:56:56 PM »

Oh it's nothing you haven't seen from that SNL clip.

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** Jan 04, 2005, 03:00:36 PM »

I meant more like the whale eating Jessica....

Extra Zero · « **Reply #28 on:** Jan 04, 2005, 03:48:49 PM »

You have a filthy mind.

B E C K · « **Reply #29 on:** Jan 05, 2005, 01:03:46 AM »

Or maybe the whale's just a whore.