"Them" being the half-Armenian Attention Whore and that Cro-magnon basketballer after his fifteen minutes. I swear when I saw the headline that it was over I only surprised an obvious publicity stunt lasted this long. And there was some article that I read talking about etiquette and returning their presents. Since when do those people give a rat's ass about shit like "etiquette". They see their family as a "brand". Gross. There's a special place in hell for you, E. E the television network that airs this smut, not Wicked E. Ha ha, fuckin' Ray J. Where r u nao?
To wash the taste of this topic from your mouths, here's some other shit I read:
And finally in your News of the Weird:
Portland woman, boyfriend won't face charges in photos with dead horse. Basically, they humanely killed the horse and were planning to eat the meat or some shit. Then the chick's all "oooh, i want to feeeel what it's like to be naked inside of a dead horse with someone taking pictures of the entire damn thing" because that thought's totally fuckin' normal.
Her mother says the girl now wishes the entire episode would just go away. The girl has received death threats, hostile contact from people across the country who have viewed these pictures and labeled her everything from a devil worshipper to a pervert. Her mother said she is neither.
Sorry, yo, if that's not a fuckin' pervert of some kind then I don't know what is anymore.
