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Happy Birthday, Merla!
« on: Oct 18, 2011, 02:38:59 PM »
Only one day late... although technically I think I was actually the first to tell her.   :)

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Re: Happy Birthday, Merla!
« Reply #1 on: Oct 18, 2011, 02:40:50 PM »
She gets these, too?
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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Re: Happy Birthday, Merla!
« Reply #2 on: Oct 18, 2011, 02:42:38 PM »
'These' whats now?  If by that you meant she gets to go the store and buy me ice cream and yogurt on her birthday, then yes.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Merla!
« Reply #3 on: Oct 18, 2011, 02:50:32 PM »
What's a Merla? I don't know what that is.

Hey, didn't Beck used to have a sister? Or was it a brother? It's been so long, I honestly can't recall.

Happy Birthday, Beck's forgotten sibling. May all your cakes be chocolate.

Also, I will never get used to referring to you as Beck. I just want to keep calling you Nuri, but I feel that it would be frowned upon.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Merla!
« Reply #4 on: Oct 18, 2011, 02:52:51 PM »
I just want to keep calling you Nuri, but I feel that it would be frowned upon.

It wouldn't.  :D

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Re: Happy Birthday, Merla!
« Reply #5 on: Oct 18, 2011, 03:18:39 PM »
But now that I really think about it, going back to calling you Nuri would feel too informal and awkward.

I'll just call you Milady.

Yes, Milady.

Right away, Milady.

Here are your heated slippers, Milady.

Please don't slouch, Milady.

You mustn't slurp your soup, Milady.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Merla!
« Reply #6 on: Oct 18, 2011, 03:49:40 PM »
*SLUUUUUUUUUURRP!*











































*BELCH!*

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Re: Happy Birthday, Merla!
« Reply #7 on: Oct 18, 2011, 05:26:38 PM »
I already wished her a happy birthday in real life on Facebook so fuck this thread.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Merla!
« Reply #8 on: Oct 18, 2011, 05:27:20 PM »
Emily Post  would be proud.



I already wished her a happy birthday in real life on Facebook so fuck this thread.

Word!

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Re: Happy Birthday, Merla!
« Reply #9 on: Oct 18, 2011, 05:35:44 PM »
Birthday threads are sooooo 1999.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
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Re: Happy Birthday, Merla!
« Reply #10 on: Oct 18, 2011, 06:04:16 PM »
In real life on Facebook.

I love it.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Merla!
« Reply #11 on: Oct 18, 2011, 07:54:47 PM »
IRL!

For real.

Happy birthday Merler.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Merla!
« Reply #12 on: Oct 18, 2011, 08:49:56 PM »
35!? is she married with kids yet?

If not I can probably squeeze it in during the next wave of impregnations.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Merla!
« Reply #13 on: Oct 18, 2011, 10:31:49 PM »
MAKE IT SO! ENGAGE!

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Re: Happy Birthday, Merla!
« Reply #14 on: Oct 18, 2011, 10:51:14 PM »
If not I can probably squeeze it in during the next wave of impregnations.

I'm sure she won't be disappointed if you can't.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Merla!
« Reply #15 on: Oct 18, 2011, 11:00:07 PM »
How could you deprive your dear sister of every woman's ultimate dream?

Shame on you. Shame.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Merla!
« Reply #16 on: Oct 18, 2011, 11:03:27 PM »
What about MY dream?  To impregnate all of you.  Science must make this possible.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Merla!
« Reply #17 on: Oct 18, 2011, 11:06:15 PM »
That... would be a horror movie.

A woman impregnating a man. How dare you?

Despicable.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Merla!
« Reply #18 on: Oct 18, 2011, 11:14:05 PM »
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: “We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are should be pregnant.” I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slaveowners will be able to sit down together at a table of brotherhood, all of them knocked up (by me).

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Re: Happy Birthday, Merla!
« Reply #19 on: Oct 19, 2011, 05:20:46 PM »
Thank you everyone!  :) ;) ;D



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