Author Topic: Happy Birthday, Merla! (Read 3362 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Oct 18, 2011, 02:38:59 PM »

Only one day late... although technically I think I was actually the first to tell her.

Fiero · « **Reply #1 on:** Oct 18, 2011, 02:40:50 PM »

She gets these, too?

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Oct 18, 2011, 02:42:38 PM »

'These' whats now? If by that you meant she gets to go the store and buy me ice cream and yogurt on her birthday, then yes.

jonhammstein · « **Reply #3 on:** Oct 18, 2011, 02:50:32 PM »

What's a Merla? I don't know what that is.

Hey, didn't Beck used to have a sister? Or was it a brother? It's been so long, I honestly can't recall.

Happy Birthday, Beck's forgotten sibling. May all your cakes be chocolate.

Also, I will never get used to referring to you as Beck. I just want to keep calling you Nuri, but I feel that it would be frowned upon.

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Oct 18, 2011, 02:52:51 PM »

Quote from: joerammstein on Oct 18, 2011, 02:50:32 PM

I just want to keep calling you Nuri, but I feel that it would be frowned upon.

It wouldn't.

jonhammstein · « **Reply #5 on:** Oct 18, 2011, 03:18:39 PM »

But now that I really think about it, going back to calling you Nuri would feel too informal and awkward.

I'll just call you Milady.

Yes, Milady.

Right away, Milady.

Here are your heated slippers, Milady.

Please don't slouch, Milady.

You mustn't slurp your soup, Milady.

B E C K · « **Reply #6 on:** Oct 18, 2011, 03:49:40 PM »

*SLUUUUUUUUUURRP!*

*BELCH!*

blanktoe · « **Reply #7 on:** Oct 18, 2011, 05:26:38 PM »

I already wished her a happy birthday in real life on Facebook so fuck this thread.

Rama · « **Reply #8 on:** Oct 18, 2011, 05:27:20 PM »

Emily Post would be proud.

Quote from: blanktoe on Oct 18, 2011, 05:26:38 PM

I already wished her a happy birthday in real life on Facebook so fuck this thread.

Word!

Fiero · « **Reply #9 on:** Oct 18, 2011, 05:35:44 PM »

Birthday threads are sooooo 1999.

jonhammstein · « **Reply #10 on:** Oct 18, 2011, 06:04:16 PM »

In real life on Facebook.

I love it.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #11 on:** Oct 18, 2011, 07:54:47 PM »

IRL!

For real.

Happy birthday Merler.

IDE · « **Reply #12 on:** Oct 18, 2011, 08:49:56 PM »

35!? is she married with kids yet?

If not I can probably squeeze it in during the next wave of impregnations.

blanktoe · « **Reply #13 on:** Oct 18, 2011, 10:31:49 PM »

MAKE IT SO! ENGAGE!

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Oct 18, 2011, 10:51:14 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Oct 18, 2011, 08:49:56 PM

If not I can probably squeeze it in during the next wave of impregnations.

I'm sure she won't be disappointed if you can't.

jonhammstein · « **Reply #15 on:** Oct 18, 2011, 11:00:07 PM »

How could you deprive your dear sister of every woman's ultimate dream?

Shame on you. Shame.

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Oct 18, 2011, 11:03:27 PM »

What about MY dream? To impregnate all of you. Science must make this possible.

jonhammstein · « **Reply #17 on:** Oct 18, 2011, 11:06:15 PM »

That... would be a horror movie.

A woman impregnating a man. How dare you?

Despicable.

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Oct 18, 2011, 11:14:05 PM »

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: “We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are should be pregnant.” I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slaveowners will be able to sit down together at a table of brotherhood, all of them knocked up (by me).

Merla · « **Reply #19 on:** Oct 19, 2011, 05:20:46 PM »

Thank you everyone!

<-- directed at that pervo IDE!