Author Topic: Happy New Year Everyone! (Read 10385 times)

Bernie AKA · « **on:** Dec 31, 2004, 10:37:20 AM »

Leaving at noon; off on Monday.

Be safe, call for a Tipsy Tow if necessary, and watch for falling bullets.

blanktoe · « **Reply #1 on:** Dec 31, 2004, 12:56:57 PM »

Happy New Year Bitches! It's a celebration! Enjoy yourselves!

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Max Con · « **Reply #2 on:** Dec 31, 2004, 05:06:38 PM »

Commence my day of boredom.

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #3 on:** Jan 01, 2005, 12:44:07 AM »

And masturbation.

Don't forget that.

Max Con · « **Reply #4 on:** Jan 01, 2005, 01:32:41 AM »

Maybe to ring in the new year.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #5 on:** Jan 01, 2005, 02:16:28 AM »

Slooge in the New Year.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #6 on:** Jan 01, 2005, 11:51:12 AM »

Mine actually kind of sucked.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #7 on:** Jan 01, 2005, 05:29:35 PM »

Mine was pretty good.

The D · « **Reply #8 on:** Jan 01, 2005, 09:42:13 PM »

One of the most sucktastic New Years ever.

Mother dearest agreed earlier in the day to be a designated driver so I could go to a nightclub/bar. Becuse of that, Ididn't buy extra alcohol.

Come a little more than an hour before the balls dropped, and she was sleeping. When I tried to rouse her, she whined about being tired from working all day (about 6 hours is not all day), and having to do all the chores and pay all the bills and shit, and it was obvious that she was in the middle of her bitch time of the month, so I gave up.

It was too late to get anyone else to drive me, so I had to drink at home. There was some alcohol stocked in the fridge, so I drank that and bitched at people on IRC.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #9 on:** Jan 02, 2005, 09:17:49 PM »

dude the party was AWESOME

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Jan 02, 2005, 09:37:08 PM »

I watched one good Ashley Judd movie. Then I saw one bad one. Next year won't have to work hard to top this.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #11 on:** Jan 02, 2005, 11:31:56 PM »

I got hit on by some weirdo guy.

I missed midnight because I was at my friend's house getting booze.

We prank called people at 1:30 in the morning.

Yea, that was my night.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #12 on:** Jan 02, 2005, 11:34:13 PM »

I went to Baltimore with about 7 friends. I saw a older yuppie woman trip over a bum as she ran to get a better view of the fire works. She landed flat on her face, too.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #13 on:** Jan 03, 2005, 08:58:24 AM »

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It was too late to get anyone else to drive me, so I had to drink at home.

When I was in college, the local bars got together and came up with the Drunk Bus.

It should be nationwide.

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Jan 03, 2005, 01:46:43 PM »

I think I rode that in highschool.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #15 on:** Jan 03, 2005, 02:08:51 PM »

The Drunk Bus was fun if for no other reason than for the fact that, every 20 minutes or so, it'd drop off another batch of stumbling bumbling drunks trying to find their way home. It was the best way to spend an evening.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #16 on:** Jan 03, 2005, 09:43:46 PM »

i looove that bus! we have those in lima, they do like 2 rides per night

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #17 on:** Jan 04, 2005, 01:56:20 PM »

My friend wound up in hospital, so no wild party. Instead, we stayed home & had an interesting experience, thanks to one of my dear clients. I had saved him a fair amount of money earlier in the year, and he thanked me with two bottles of Logan Fils absinthe, plus silver absinthe spoons & glasses.

I can understand why was illegal for most of the 20th century, but I'm glad it isn't anymore. Wow.

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Jan 04, 2005, 02:06:39 PM »

How much money are we talking about here?

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #19 on:** Jan 04, 2005, 02:20:31 PM »

My friend knows a girl who went to Italy because her brother's a priest or something. She had a shot of abinsthe and was hallucinating for the rest of the night.

I want to try some!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #20 on:** Jan 04, 2005, 02:31:14 PM »

This is what I got, but I'm sure he got it for less. If he didn't, I saved him over $6000 by moving his account, so he still came out ahead.

I'll probably save the second bottle & go here or here for my next fix.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #21 on:** Jan 04, 2005, 08:47:47 PM »

damn everybody including Van Gogh! why teh fuck i never get hallucinations? ive had like 5 shots of that shiet(not including the ones with sugar<-- thats the way you are suppose to drink it) and nada, NADA

Extra Zero · « **Reply #22 on:** Jan 04, 2005, 09:07:19 PM »

Van Gogh is dead.

The D · « **Reply #23 on:** Jan 04, 2005, 10:03:49 PM »

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It was too late to get anyone else to drive me, so I had to drink at home.
When I was in college, the local bars got together and came up with the Drunk Bus.

It should be nationwide.

Never heard of it. sounds fun though

I could have just taken a cab home, but I had to work sunday morning so I would have no way of getting to work (unless I rode a cab into work as well)

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Jan 05, 2005, 01:07:11 AM »

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damn everybody including Van Gogh! why teh fuck i never get hallucinations? ive had like 5 shots of that shiet(not including the ones with sugar<-- thats the way you are suppose to drink it) and nada, NADA

I thought it was because your blood was already 200 proof.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #25 on:** Jan 05, 2005, 07:58:50 AM »

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Never heard of [Drunk Bus]. sounds fun though

I could have just taken a cab home, but I had to work sunday morning so I would have no way of getting to work (unless I rode a cab into work as well)

Last time I checked, cabs cost money. Teh Drunk Bus was free.

Delicious Faye · « **Reply #26 on:** Jan 05, 2005, 08:22:51 AM »

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I thought it was because your blood was already 200 proof.

but its not about the alcohol, its about the hallucinations :'(

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #27 on:** Jan 05, 2005, 08:46:15 AM »

Hallucinations come from the chemicals in wormwood. If there's not a lot of wormwood in whatever brand one is drinking, it won't happen. Plus the wormwood effects wear off rather quickly as opposed to the alcohol, so fast drinking is encouraged by the "experts".

Also, absinthe is best enjoyed with a bit of ambiance. I had two on the patio by the outdoor firebowl with an Erik Satie CD playing in the background. The feeling was like a low-grade Lortab buzz - relaxed, benign cheerfulness and delighted over very simple things, like having gotten out of work at noon that day and having 3 days off ahead. Not a club buzz at all.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #28 on:** Jan 05, 2005, 09:04:05 AM »

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damn everybody including Van Gogh! why teh fuck i never get hallucinations? ive had like 5 shots of that shiet(not including the ones with sugar<-- thats the way you are suppose to drink it) and nada, NADA
I thought it was because your blood was already 200 proof.

That reminds me of a conversation between one of the waitresses and the cook:

Waitress: I'm not dumb! I had a 4.0 all through high school.
Cook: You mean you're alcohol level?

B E C K · « **Reply #29 on:** Jan 05, 2005, 02:07:34 PM »

Ha ha, SNAP!

Author Topic: Happy New Year Everyone! (Read 10385 times)

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