Author Topic: What the fuck is this?! (Read 3484 times)

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #1 on:** Oct 02, 2011, 10:30:09 PM »

Jackson will do anything for a buck, it seems.

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Oct 03, 2011, 12:00:16 AM »

Even his mouth thinks so.

blanktoe · « **Reply #3 on:** Oct 03, 2011, 12:23:09 AM »

yeah, fuck that! Watch this instead. <a href="

">Welcome to Hoxford[/url]

Rama · « **Reply #4 on:** Oct 03, 2011, 12:49:20 AM »

I love the look on Jackson's face too. It is like he is saying "Yeah, I got paid Mother Fucker."

jonhammstein · « **Reply #5 on:** Oct 03, 2011, 03:51:10 AM »

I remember that comic. I like Templesmith's art in general, but the subject matter doesn't always appeal to me. Hoxford was okay.

IDE · « **Reply #6 on:** Oct 05, 2011, 02:57:32 AM »

I'm watching this right now.

jonhammstein · « **Reply #7 on:** Oct 05, 2011, 03:51:24 AM »

I'm surprised you're not in it.

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Oct 06, 2011, 01:29:40 PM »

Yeah, that should be you in Kellan Lutz's place.

IDE · « **Reply #9 on:** Oct 06, 2011, 01:33:56 PM »

someday I too will get my big break in a low budget action flick with sammy J....

someday.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Oct 06, 2011, 01:40:08 PM »

Too bad the name "Kick Ass" is taken. And "Chop Kick Panda".

IDE · « **Reply #11 on:** Oct 06, 2011, 01:49:10 PM »

I was thisss close to voicing Chop Kick Panda!

IDE · « **Reply #12 on:** Oct 06, 2011, 01:55:28 PM »

People actually bought this thinking it was the Disney release?

http://www.supermart.com/little-mermaid-goodtimes-p-40735.aspx

jonhammstein · « **Reply #13 on:** Oct 06, 2011, 02:10:45 PM »

Yeah, seriously.

And that's the only reason shit like that even exists in the first place.

Human stupidity.

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Oct 06, 2011, 02:11:51 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Oct 06, 2011, 01:55:28 PM

People actually bought this thinking it was the Disney release?

http://www.supermart.com/little-mermaid-goodtimes-p-40735.aspx

Blind people apparently. Dyno-MITE!

jonhammstein · « **Reply #15 on:** Oct 23, 2011, 01:38:06 PM »

I've got another one...

Tracy Morgan in a dramatic role?

Ahahahahahahaha...

jonhammstein · « **Reply #16 on:** Oct 23, 2011, 06:07:30 PM »

Oh! I see what he did there. Sneaky bastard.

Anything for a laugh, Tracy.

IDE · « **Reply #17 on:** Oct 23, 2011, 09:28:51 PM »

Did that come out yet?

You can watch it on a pirate site. I didn't see that it had pachino and Liotta...wtf.

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Oct 23, 2011, 10:31:16 PM »

Heh. Someone didn't tell Channing Tatum he has pubes on his face.

jonhammstein · « **Reply #19 on:** Oct 24, 2011, 12:07:37 AM »

Fuck Tatum Channing, that should have been IDE.

IDE should have been the star of this movie.

And he would have been all up in Juliette Binoche's pantaloons.

Rama · « **Reply #20 on:** Oct 24, 2011, 12:21:25 AM »

I think I would have taken anyone else as Duke...even IDE. Course that whole G.I. Joe Movie was a clusterfuck...so it wouldn't have mattered anyway.

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Oct 24, 2011, 01:19:00 AM »

I rewatched part of GIJ:ROtC out of boredom one day and thought that, on my partial repeat viewing, I kinda liked the action sequences, backgrounds and shit. Too bad they fucked the story and characters up the ass so badly. Maybe if I were deaf, couldn't read, and was born at a time where I never would've seen the old school G.I. Joe toon and movie, I might've liked that Rise of the Corba Dong once upon a time.

Quote from: joerammstein on Oct 24, 2011, 12:07:37 AM

Fuck Tatum Channing, that should have been IDE.

IDE should have been the star of this movie.

You're right! IDE should've had pubes glued to his upper lip!

Now it'll never happen. NEVER.

IDE · « **Reply #22 on:** Oct 24, 2011, 02:49:08 PM »

But I'm not the son of no one...I'm the son of the writer of footloose baby! Cut Loose! This is OUR time!

jonhammstein · « **Reply #23 on:** Oct 24, 2011, 03:12:22 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Oct 24, 2011, 01:19:00 AM

I rewatched part of GIJ:ROtC out of boredom one day and thought that, on my partial repeat viewing, I kinda liked the action sequences, backgrounds and shit. Too bad they fucked the story and characters up the ass so badly. Maybe if I were deaf, couldn't read, and was born at a time where I never would've seen the old school G.I. Joe toon and movie, I might've liked that Rise of the Corba Dong once upon a time.

Quote from: joerammstein on Oct 24, 2011, 12:07:37 AM
Fuck Tatum Channing, that should have been IDE.

IDE should have been the star of this movie.

You're right! IDE should've had pubes glued to his upper lip! Now it'll never happen. NEVER.

They could still use Tatum's pubes, they'd just be glued to IDE's lip.

It would be like that party at Ben Stiller's last Saturday night all over again! Then Ricky Gervais showed up with a gift basket and IDE totally stole the shampoo and chocolate-covered almonds out of it!

IDE · « **Reply #24 on:** Oct 24, 2011, 06:18:45 PM »

Was this before or after I passed out for a hours in a ditch next to the house?

IDE · « **Reply #25 on:** Oct 24, 2011, 06:25:32 PM »

for a few hours I mean.

I'm convinced my leaving out small words is the early stage of Alzheimer's.

Don't use the george foreman grill.

B E C K · « **Reply #26 on:** Oct 24, 2011, 11:27:22 PM »

Quote from: joerammstein on Oct 24, 2011, 03:12:22 PM

They could still use Tatum's pubes, they'd just be glued to IDE's lip.

I like how you think.

Quote from: IDE on Oct 24, 2011, 06:25:32 PM

Don't use the george foreman grill.

Of course not, it's a piece of crap.

IDE · « **Reply #27 on:** Oct 25, 2011, 03:25:23 AM »

What is the similar but better alternative to the foreman grill?

Don't say a pan or something smarmy like that. Is there like a better version that isn't all flaky death inducing teflon?

jonhammstein · « **Reply #28 on:** Oct 25, 2011, 04:00:18 AM »

More movies IDE should be in:

Seriously, your agent is asleep at the wheel, dude. You need to fire that tool and hire someone who's gonna take proper care of you, son!

IDE · « **Reply #29 on:** Oct 25, 2011, 03:55:22 PM »

I know right!

Seriously though I don't have an LA agent yet. I'm in the process of reconstituting my body back to 220+ lbs.

I'm at 212 right now. I'm actually a little chubby right now, but chubby for me still has visible abs (can't have hendog clownin me).

Once my goal is reached in a month or so I will vault forward with preternatural ambition and as soon as someone hears my battle roar and sees me swing a sword around I will be in the next big fantasy project.

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What.The.Fuck.Is.This.

Author Topic: What the fuck is this?! (Read 3484 times)