Author Topic: gwynn lets make out (Read 6838 times)

IDE · « **on:** Aug 16, 2011, 07:32:43 PM »

quickly! while no one else is here!

Fiero · « **Reply #1 on:** Aug 16, 2011, 07:52:29 PM »

I'm here now and I want to know just what in the sam hill is going on?

IDE · « **Reply #2 on:** Aug 16, 2011, 09:29:59 PM »

Shit! Run for it!

Rama · « **Reply #3 on:** Aug 16, 2011, 11:57:46 PM »

Before you totally crush him let me get a picture. I want a before and after shot for this one.

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Aug 17, 2011, 12:47:09 AM »

Does it matter? Both are drunk. The only difference is that the after-shot is face-down in his own vomit.

Rama · « **Reply #5 on:** Aug 17, 2011, 01:36:11 AM »

It matters to me!

Fiero · « **Reply #6 on:** Aug 17, 2011, 02:09:17 AM »

Quote from: Rama on Aug 16, 2011, 11:57:46 PM

Before you totally crush him let me get a picture. I want a before and after shot for this one.

Who's getting crushed in this scenario?

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #7 on:** Aug 17, 2011, 07:31:49 AM »

Wait... let me set myself to hidden status and get my penis out...

Okay go.

Fiero · « **Reply #8 on:** Aug 17, 2011, 04:15:16 PM »

Quote from: Adam on Aug 17, 2011, 07:31:49 AM

Wait... let me set myself to hidden status and get my penis out...

Okay go.

For half a second I thought Gwynn posted this and I was very, very, very confused. Maybe a little excited, but mostly confused.

B E C K · « **Reply #9 on:** Aug 17, 2011, 11:28:43 PM »

Quote from: Fiero on Aug 17, 2011, 02:09:17 AM

Quote from: Rama on Aug 16, 2011, 11:57:46 PM
Before you totally crush him let me get a picture. I want a before and after shot for this one.

Who's getting crushed in this scenario?

More like "what".

gwynn · « **Reply #10 on:** Aug 18, 2011, 07:04:04 AM »

Not in a million years, boyo.
Seriously, I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #11 on:** Aug 18, 2011, 07:26:20 AM »

This is starting to look like a Japanese porno.

gwynn · « **Reply #12 on:** Aug 18, 2011, 08:51:37 AM »

It would not look either japanties or pornoish if I am involved.
Do not go putting me in your sick fantasies.

IDE · « **Reply #13 on:** Aug 18, 2011, 12:38:08 PM »

poppycock!

You would so make out with me in less than a million years. I'm saying somewhere in the 400,000 to 550,000 range.

Or sooner if I tucked my dick between my legs and pretended to be androgynous!

Fiero · « **Reply #14 on:** Aug 18, 2011, 03:39:04 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Aug 18, 2011, 12:38:08 PM

poppycock!

You would so make out with me in less than a million years. I'm saying somewhere in the 400,000 to 550,000 range.

Or sooner if I tucked my dick between my legs and pretended to be androgynous!

Wow ........

gwynn · « **Reply #15 on:** Aug 18, 2011, 04:14:39 PM »

Dicks don't bother me, it's the rest of you I have a problem with.

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Aug 18, 2011, 08:50:07 PM »

Fiero · « **Reply #17 on:** Aug 19, 2011, 02:03:06 AM »

I think I missed a step in checking her math.

IDE · « **Reply #18 on:** Aug 19, 2011, 05:51:11 AM »

The rest of me is just as awesome as my dick I promise!

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Aug 19, 2011, 11:29:02 PM »

Quote from: Fiero on Aug 19, 2011, 02:03:06 AM

I think I missed a step in checking her math.

It equals 16 I thinkcioe2934tqg'b,.

Rama · « **Reply #20 on:** Aug 20, 2011, 02:17:36 AM »

I kept getting 42...but everything comes up 42.

Fiero · « **Reply #21 on:** Aug 20, 2011, 10:48:51 AM »

You've got to stop carrying the 'life and what it's all about' when doing the addition portion.

gwynn · « **Reply #22 on:** Aug 20, 2011, 05:26:16 PM »

My math? Oh you mean that I don't mind dicks but I don't like IDE who IS a dick.

DOES NOT COMPUTE!

IDE · « **Reply #23 on:** Aug 20, 2011, 07:30:06 PM »

My character is besmirched!

I'm no dick! I'm a heroic demigod who rescues feral kittens from city streets. There would be at least 2 people dead if it wasn't for me having been sent to midgard. And I've defended the weak from being pummeled by ruffians on more than one occasion. Tell the little homosexual lad from my dorm who was about to be slain in the parking lot late one night that I'm a dick. I suspect he'd have some choice words for you spoken in a very angry lisp. My very presence has the powet to stop or start violence at my whim. Sure I've engaged in some debauchery and feelings were hurt but I dealt as good as I got and no more...well maybe a little more.

But we should still make out! My kiss imbues the user with an enchantment: +3 to dmg/hit + 5 vs Giant-kin for 48 hours.

Quite useful if you're out hunting ettin or rooting out a nest of firbolgs.

Rama · « **Reply #24 on:** Aug 21, 2011, 03:21:53 AM »

That's exactly the kind of thing a dick would say.

IDE · « **Reply #25 on:** Sep 05, 2011, 01:50:37 PM »

Come on gwynn! Let's do this!

Spooie you watch! I'm gonna scar you for life!

gwynn · « **Reply #26 on:** Sep 10, 2011, 04:35:53 PM »

You only want me because you can't have me.
So herein lies my dilemma, how do I make you not want me but without becoming a disgusting conquest?
Make myself completely undesirable.
Let's do this!

I pick my nose sometimes.
I spend most of my time in flipflops.
I do not have the slightest semblance of a tan.
I like wrestling.

Should I keep going?

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** Sep 11, 2011, 12:11:10 AM »

You forgot fart, poo, burp, and pee (sometimes in that order).

IDE · « **Reply #28 on:** Sep 11, 2011, 03:23:51 AM »

Quote from: gwynn on Sep 10, 2011, 04:35:53 PM

You only want me because you can't have me.
So herein lies my dilemma, how do I make you not want me but without becoming a disgusting conquest?
Make myself completely undesirable.
Let's do this!

I pick my nose sometimes.
I spend most of my time in flipflops.
I do not have the slightest semblance of a tan.
I like wrestling.

Should I keep going?

I'm ok with that
So do I
I'm trying to find a site that sells NWO t-shirts, maybe you can help me out?
and I don't have a tan anymore either...

IDE · « **Reply #29 on:** Sep 11, 2011, 05:51:46 AM »

How dare you take my picture down you uneducated buffoon!

Jealous much?

Poll

Now that it's just the 2 of us I'm going to give you this pole.

Author Topic: gwynn lets make out (Read 6838 times)