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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #30 on: Aug 23, 2011, 06:11:04 PM »
That's great.  You can do a crossover with mine: Fetal Fighter.  Wait 'til we get to Super Fetal Fighter 2.  It's be so great we'll never leave.  We'll keep making all of our shit with a 2 at the end.

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #31 on: Aug 23, 2011, 06:23:17 PM »
/call lawyer


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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #32 on: Aug 23, 2011, 07:35:45 PM »
>implying cheddar is more fattening than other cheese
>implying cheddar is vegetarian

Cheddar has 9 grams of fat per ounce, 6 of which is saturated. Feta has 6 grams, 4 saturated, Mozzarella is about 6.8 grams fat.

She was talking about me voting even though I haven't had much dairy cheese in the last half a decade, as I am mostly vegan and don't really have much of a taste for real cheese any longer.

She's making plenty of sense.

Oh yeah 2.2 grams is a world of difference.  Thanks for clearing that up.

A large pizza has 6 oz of cheese. 54 grams of fat for the whole pie vs 40.8. It makes a difference in durations. A man who eats nothing but cheddar vs a man who eats nothing but mozzarella will have a difference in their fat intake. Don't just throw facts away because you don't care for Faye Faye.

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #33 on: Aug 24, 2011, 01:15:37 AM »
Don't lie.  Teller didn't tell you squat.

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #34 on: Aug 24, 2011, 01:20:10 AM »
Don't lie.  Teller didn't tell you squat.

He says more without words than Shakespeare does with them.
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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #35 on: Aug 24, 2011, 02:14:05 AM »
I remember the good old days when Penn was the voice of Comedy Central

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #36 on: Aug 24, 2011, 04:17:40 AM »
>implying cheddar is more fattening than other cheese
>implying cheddar is vegetarian

Cheddar has 9 grams of fat per ounce, 6 of which is saturated. Feta has 6 grams, 4 saturated, Mozzarella is about 6.8 grams fat.

She was talking about me voting even though I haven't had much dairy cheese in the last half a decade, as I am mostly vegan and don't really have much of a taste for real cheese any longer.

She's making plenty of sense.

Oh yeah 2.2 grams is a world of difference.  Thanks for clearing that up.

A large pizza has 6 oz of cheese. 54 grams of fat for the whole pie vs 40.8. It makes a difference in durations. A man who eats nothing but cheddar vs a man who eats nothing but mozzarella will have a difference in their fat intake. Don't just throw facts away because you don't care for Faye Faye.

Martial Arts is Bullshit, Pen and Teller told me so.

Difference in fat intake is minimal unless you're eating nothing but pizza which no one said anything about.  She's retarded don't act like you don't know it!

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #37 on: Aug 24, 2011, 05:16:51 AM »

A large pizza has 6 oz of cheese. 54 grams of fat for the whole pie vs 40.8. It makes a difference in durations. A man who eats nothing but cheddar vs a man who eats nothing but mozzarella will have a difference in their fat intake. Don't just throw facts away because you don't care for Faye Faye.

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I don't know what he said since I have him blocked, but I didn't know you were vegan, Fiero. Or did I? I think I'm developing alzeheimer :s

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #38 on: Aug 24, 2011, 11:55:24 AM »

>implying cheddar is more fattening than other cheese
>implying cheddar is vegetarian

Cheddar has 9 grams of fat per ounce, 6 of which is saturated. Feta has 6 grams, 4 saturated, Mozzarella is about 6.8 grams fat.

She was talking about me voting even though I haven't had much dairy cheese in the last half a decade, as I am mostly vegan and don't really have much of a taste for real cheese any longer.

She's making plenty of sense.

Oh yeah 2.2 grams is a world of difference.  Thanks for clearing that up.

A large pizza has 6 oz of cheese. 54 grams of fat for the whole pie vs 40.8. It makes a difference in durations. A man who eats nothing but cheddar vs a man who eats nothing but mozzarella will have a difference in their fat intake. Don't just throw facts away because you don't care for Faye Faye.

Martial Arts is Bullshit, Pen and Teller told me so.

Difference in fat intake is minimal unless you're eating nothing but pizza which no one said anything about.  She's retarded don't act like you don't know it!

No, she's really not.


A large pizza has 6 oz of cheese. 54 grams of fat for the whole pie vs 40.8. It makes a difference in durations. A man who eats nothing but cheddar vs a man who eats nothing but mozzarella will have a difference in their fat intake. Don't just throw facts away because you don't care for Faye Faye.

Martial Arts is Bullshit, Pen and Teller told me so.

I don't know what he said since I have him blocked, but I didn't know you were vegan, Fiero. Or did I? I think I'm developing alzeheimer :s

Well ... that doesn't help my defense of you.... D:
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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #39 on: Aug 24, 2011, 11:16:20 PM »
It would've been funnier if she called it "old timer's".

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #40 on: Aug 25, 2011, 02:33:24 AM »
It would've been funnier if she called it "old timer's".

Yep.
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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #41 on: Aug 25, 2011, 05:45:02 PM »
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Well ... that doesn't help my defense of you.... D:

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #42 on: Aug 25, 2011, 08:02:32 PM »
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Well ... that doesn't help my defense of you.... D:

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One little thing. She's still right about the cheese. She's no more retarded than you are.
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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #43 on: Aug 26, 2011, 12:52:58 AM »
Ehhhhhhhhhhh...

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #44 on: Aug 26, 2011, 02:36:45 AM »
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Told ya

One little thing. She's still right about the cheese. She's no more retarded than you are.

Calling cheddar cheese vegetarian over mozzerella cheese is not a little thing it's up there on the retard scale.

and the cheese thing is barely right and 10 bucks says she didn't know that either and was just being retarded.


Me retarded? I have a fucking master's degree.  Where did you niggas matriculate again?

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #45 on: Aug 26, 2011, 08:14:44 AM »
A master's degree in pretending you're someone else isn't helping you, man. Besides, we all know you went through that to stay in school a little longer so you could fill up on 18 year-old poontang before making your leap.

But back on topic...cheddar is beddar.
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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #46 on: Aug 26, 2011, 08:56:05 AM »
But not on pizza!

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #47 on: Aug 26, 2011, 03:14:08 PM »
A master's degree in pretending you're someone else isn't helping you, man. Besides, we all know you went through that to stay in school a little longer so you could fill up on 18 year-old poontang before making your leap.

But back on topic...cheddar is beddar.

What? I didn't go to school for theater.  My master's is in Media and Communication.  And it was one of the more difficult programs (choosing it was the only retarded move I made), but you're right I did it while focusing mainly on banging 18 yr olds.  Which means I'm even smarter than the people who were actually applying themselves.  Of course now I'm an actor and I'm not using the degree at all, but the fact that I'm wicked smart remains.

Anyway, someone who thinks cheddar is the vegetarian cheese couldn't do it.

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #48 on: Aug 26, 2011, 11:25:22 PM »
Anyway, someone who thinks cheddar is the vegetarian cheese couldn't do it.

She didn't say anything about cheddar cheese actually being vegetarian.

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She was talking about me voting even though I haven't had much dairy cheese in the last half a decade, as I am mostly vegan and don't really have much of a taste for real cheese any longer.

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #49 on: Aug 27, 2011, 05:07:49 AM »
SHE DIDNT KNOW HE WAS VEGETARTIAN!

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #50 on: Aug 27, 2011, 11:23:21 PM »
Dude, what are you babbling about?  

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #51 on: Aug 28, 2011, 01:32:23 AM »
She was not talking about fiero.

She was saying the people who voted for cheddar are vegetarian.

Right after she typed that her left eye rolled up into her head, she farted, and made a gurgling sound.

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #52 on: Aug 28, 2011, 12:56:58 PM »
Degrees have no real indication of your intelligence, only your ability to pass classes.
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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #53 on: Aug 28, 2011, 11:28:51 PM »
Degrees also taste great with mozzarella.

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #54 on: Aug 29, 2011, 01:00:44 AM »
And the smell of your armpits.

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #55 on: Aug 29, 2011, 05:07:33 PM »
Degrees have no real indication of your intelligence, only your ability to pass classes.

Do you have a degree?



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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #56 on: Aug 29, 2011, 05:10:18 PM »
Indeed I do not. I have a serious lack of self control, not a lack of intelligence. One of these days ....

But in my field a degree only means you want to be in management. Certifications are the money makers here.
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« Reply #57 on: Aug 29, 2011, 06:19:44 PM »
And certification is basically a way of saying, "yes, I would like more work for less pay than someone with a degree in this shit."

Then again, if you're in a technical field, you should be used to that already.
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« Reply #58 on: Aug 29, 2011, 06:35:10 PM »
Indeed. All the managers have degrees. I have no personal desire to be in management, but I know more about what I actually do. They have broad knowledge (which makes sense management) without knowledge of details while I know exactly what it takes to get my costumer working again (usually).
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« Reply #59 on: Aug 30, 2011, 05:29:22 AM »
Indeed I do not. I have a serious lack of self control, not a lack of intelligence. One of these days ....

But in my field a degree only means you want to be in management. Certifications are the money makers here.

Then with all due respect you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

I mean to say that the teacher and student learning dynamic has shit all to do with intelligence is right up there with cheddar is the vegetarian cheese my friend.