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Cheddar on your pizza?
« on: Aug 12, 2011, 12:52:13 AM »
Burp.

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #1 on: Aug 12, 2011, 01:41:06 AM »
I remember the best option being a multi-cheese mix.
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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #2 on: Aug 12, 2011, 02:13:31 AM »
:fingershake::fingershake::fingershake::fingershake::fingershake:

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #3 on: Aug 12, 2011, 02:36:39 AM »
Hey, it's been awhile.
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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #4 on: Aug 12, 2011, 03:20:19 AM »
Ha, outvoted.

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #5 on: Aug 12, 2011, 03:25:02 AM »
I'm about to embark on a pizza eating competition.  

Me and 6 other members of my crack team will have 2 hours to eat a 54x54 inch pizza.

If we win we get 1000$ to split between us.

If we lose we have to pay for the pizza 250 bucks.

EDIT: Made sure it says competition.

EDIT: Quest.  :)
« Last Edit: Aug 12, 2011, 10:46:29 PM by B E C K »

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #6 on: Aug 12, 2011, 03:25:27 AM »
I meant quest.  Someone edit my post to read quest please.

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #7 on: Aug 12, 2011, 10:46:39 PM »
Done.

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #8 on: Aug 13, 2011, 09:51:44 PM »
As long as the cheese melts, I'm game. Cheddar yes; parmesan, no.
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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #9 on: Aug 14, 2011, 01:54:39 AM »
As long as the cheese melts, I'm game. Cheddar yes; parmesan, no.

Parmesan is for after the melting.
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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #10 on: Aug 14, 2011, 09:04:17 AM »
I'm talking about actual topping, though, as in before cooking.

I use the grated/ground parmesan primarily to soak up the pizza grease.
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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #11 on: Aug 14, 2011, 11:47:33 AM »
i"ll eat anything but chunk tuna ans sea urchin

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #12 on: Aug 22, 2011, 03:42:31 AM »
Cheddar was chosen by 3 people.

3 people in this board are overweight

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #13 on: Aug 22, 2011, 03:57:30 PM »
Cheddar was chosen by 3 people.

3 people in this board are overweight

lol nope
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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #14 on: Aug 23, 2011, 08:19:02 AM »
or vegetarian

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #15 on: Aug 23, 2011, 09:43:40 AM »
Cheddar simply doesn't melt well enough to be the choice for pizza topping.  Besides, cheddar cheese should be enjoyed in one of two ways:

1. Less than 1 day old, in room temperature, unripened, squeeky cheese curd form.
2. Aged more than 5 years, sharp, and crumbly.

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #16 on: Aug 23, 2011, 04:07:17 PM »
>implying cheddar is more fattening than other cheese
>implying cheddar is vegetarian


Yep, she's back and making less sense than ever!


Are you trying to be funny or did you squeeze out a portion of your brain with your illegitimate ninja baby?

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #17 on: Aug 23, 2011, 05:10:12 PM »
>implying cheddar is more fattening than other cheese
>implying cheddar is vegetarian

Cheddar has 9 grams of fat per ounce, 6 of which is saturated. Feta has 6 grams, 4 saturated, Mozzarella is about 6.8 grams fat.

She was talking about me voting even though I haven't had much dairy cheese in the last half a decade, as I am mostly vegan and don't really have much of a taste for real cheese any longer.

She's making plenty of sense.
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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #18 on: Aug 23, 2011, 05:13:31 PM »
Ha ha, "ninja baby".  Mental image won't leave.

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #19 on: Aug 23, 2011, 05:24:27 PM »
That's a damn fine idea for a TV series right there.

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #20 on: Aug 23, 2011, 05:28:11 PM »
No.  No, it's a terrible idea.

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #21 on: Aug 23, 2011, 05:32:03 PM »
No.  No, it's a terrible idea.

So that means it will be produced and last at least three seasons.
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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #22 on: Aug 23, 2011, 05:39:45 PM »
I keep hoping for answers about if Baby Ninja will get off the island..but they just bring up more questions without giving me any answers!

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #23 on: Aug 23, 2011, 05:42:16 PM »
You forgot about the racial backlash from the "colorblind" casting of a white baby as the title character.  Because he just happened to be the superior actor or whatever.

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #24 on: Aug 23, 2011, 05:45:13 PM »
Also, what's the deal with the aliens? Are they out there or not and will Ninja Baby ever get around to kicking their ass (singular, they all share one, they are aliens after all)?
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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #25 on: Aug 23, 2011, 05:47:16 PM »
Baby Ninja is half-alien.  That's why he's so strong.  Sure, they didn't say it.  But it was implied in the second season finale where you see the Grandmaster's eyes glowing for two seconds if you DVR the episode and press pause.

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #26 on: Aug 23, 2011, 05:55:05 PM »
Zombie Lee Van Cleef and a van? Awesome.

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #27 on: Aug 23, 2011, 06:00:18 PM »
>implying cheddar is more fattening than other cheese
>implying cheddar is vegetarian

Cheddar has 9 grams of fat per ounce, 6 of which is saturated. Feta has 6 grams, 4 saturated, Mozzarella is about 6.8 grams fat.

She was talking about me voting even though I haven't had much dairy cheese in the last half a decade, as I am mostly vegan and don't really have much of a taste for real cheese any longer.

She's making plenty of sense.

Oh yeah 2.2 grams is a world of difference.  Thanks for clearing that up.

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #28 on: Aug 23, 2011, 06:01:28 PM »
Also I just copyrighted ninja baby in all media forms and you must now cease and desist discussion of this IP in a public forum.

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Re: Cheddar on your pizza?
« Reply #29 on: Aug 23, 2011, 06:08:29 PM »
So I got this new idea...Infant Samurai.