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« Reply #60 on: Jan 06, 2005, 07:45:01 PM »
Ooooh, I hate those chicks that go around 'oopsing'.

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« Reply #61 on: Jan 07, 2005, 07:18:40 AM »
Bernie, you don't know that you'll never want any.  It's like this guy I know who joined the National Guard when he was in his early twenties, while he was single and looking for his lot in life.  Now he's married, has a steady and well-paying job, and he wishes to God he'd never joined up because his ass is dangerously close to going overseas.

I remember him telling me I needed to join.  I said, "bushwah!" and never gave it a second thought.  I say the same thing to everyone who says "vasectomy".  It's easier to play war games on a computer or on a paintball course than it is to join the Reserves or whatever...it's easier to just say, "pull out before you blow your load," or "I'm on the rag, go jerk off, sport," than it is to disable your reproductive system when you can't tell what you'll want ten years from now.
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« Reply #62 on: Jan 07, 2005, 08:21:30 AM »
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when you can't tell what you'll want ten years from now.

Ten years from now, I'll be 53.  I may be wanting Botox, but I won't be wanting kids anymore than I do now, which is not at all.  :lol:

And this is exactly why I had to wait so long.  Doctor after doctor giving me insufferably smug looks and metaphoric hand pats, and "there, there; you're just a silly little woman who doesn't know what she really wants."   I started trying for pemanent sterilization when I was 32, but I knew I didn't want kids when I was about 12.

But, yes; this is permanent, as in not reversable without surgery, and even then, there's no guarantee the reversal will work.  I'm not citing it as something to have done on a whim.

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« Reply #63 on: Jan 07, 2005, 11:49:01 AM »
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Bernie, you don't know that you'll never want any.  It's like this guy I know who joined the National Guard when he was in his early twenties, while he was single and looking for his lot in life.  Now he's married, has a steady and well-paying job, and he wishes to God he'd never joined up because his ass is dangerously close to going overseas.

I remember him telling me I needed to join.  I said, "bushwah!" and never gave it a second thought.  I say the same thing to everyone who says "vasectomy".  It's easier to play war games on a computer or on a paintball course than it is to join the Reserves or whatever...it's easier to just say, "pull out before you blow your load," or "I'm on the rag, go jerk off, sport," than it is to disable your reproductive system when you can't tell what you'll want ten years from now.
I'd wait till I have kids. I have a very large family, so if both die, I wouldn't worry about my DNA not being spread.

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« Reply #64 on: Jan 07, 2005, 12:01:14 PM »
I got the DNA angle once from a very devout woman. Basically nice, so I didn't rip into her; just asked sweetly, "But that shouldn't be a problem since we're all descended from Adam & Eve."

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« Reply #65 on: Jan 07, 2005, 12:04:59 PM »
I thought it was Adam and Steve. THOSE GUYS ON SOUTH BEACH LIED TO ME!!!

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« Reply #66 on: Jan 08, 2005, 03:34:01 AM »
I think there's points where the whole "you don't know what you'll want later on" just doesn't cut it, and a 40-ish woman and her reproductive system is clearly one of them IMO.

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« Reply #67 on: Jan 10, 2005, 07:15:48 AM »
With 70 year old French women spurting out young 'uns these days, you just never know!
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« Reply #68 on: Jan 10, 2005, 01:16:49 PM »
Ew.
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« Reply #69 on: Jan 10, 2005, 03:30:17 PM »
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With 70 year old French women spurting out young 'uns these days, you just never know!

There is so much completely fucked-up about this I'm not even going to start. :x
 

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« Reply #70 on: Jan 11, 2005, 12:00:25 AM »
Sick!  Something like that shouldn't even be remotely encouraged.
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« Reply #71 on: Jan 11, 2005, 08:11:27 AM »
Heh heh heh, Bueno....
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« Reply #72 on: Jan 11, 2005, 10:13:17 AM »
Pendejas!

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« Reply #73 on: Jan 12, 2005, 12:44:01 AM »
Pandabas!

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« Reply #74 on: Jan 12, 2005, 12:48:03 AM »
I thought Bernie was a dude.

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« Reply #75 on: Jan 12, 2005, 10:22:59 AM »
Then I really shouldn't be getting pregnant, huh?  :P

Four-odd years ago I came here with the more-feminine sounding moniker of Hibernia. joe started calling me Bernie and it stuck.
 
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« Reply #76 on: Jan 12, 2005, 12:22:47 PM »
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Pandabas!
Pandas?  <Brent Sienna>WHERE?!</Brent>
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« Reply #77 on: Jan 13, 2005, 01:12:54 AM »
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« Reply #78 on: Jan 14, 2005, 01:08:58 PM »
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Then I really shouldn't be getting pregnant, huh?  :P

Four-odd years ago I came here with the more-feminine sounding moniker of Hibernia. joe started calling me Bernie and it stuck.
Does that mean Bernie AKA was supposed to be Bernie AKA Hibernia but the nickname field wasn't long enough?
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« Reply #79 on: Jan 16, 2005, 12:20:05 AM »
Possibly.

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« Reply #80 on: Jan 18, 2005, 09:47:01 AM »
You're absolutely right Doug!   :D  Be on the lookout for your set of Hello Kitty steak knives.

 
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« Reply #81 on: Jan 18, 2005, 01:55:34 PM »
Extra Zero is an obscure refernece that only three people ever got.
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« Reply #82 on: Jan 18, 2005, 02:32:42 PM »
Three too many in my opinion!  :angry:

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« Reply #83 on: Jan 18, 2005, 03:19:09 PM »
Agreed.
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« Reply #84 on: Jan 18, 2005, 03:36:47 PM »
Umm, Fiero's a name I made up for a charachter in an RPG, and then I stopped playing it.
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« Reply #85 on: Jan 18, 2005, 03:38:54 PM »
That's kinda like when they closed the book on that kid in The Never Ending Story.
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« Reply #86 on: Jan 18, 2005, 07:19:13 PM »
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« Reply #87 on: Jan 18, 2005, 08:18:15 PM »
Well ofcourse you know.
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« Reply #88 on: Jan 18, 2005, 08:30:51 PM »
I couldn't help myself!
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