Author Topic: Amy Winehouse dead. (Read 18357 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Jul 23, 2011, 09:23:12 PM »

http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/music/turnitup/chi-amy-winehouse-obit-singers-career-assessed-20110723,0,5060242.column?obref=obinsite

Lohan's next.

blanktoe · « **Reply #1 on:** Jul 23, 2011, 11:24:15 PM »

What is it about the drugs and age 27?

Rama · « **Reply #2 on:** Jul 24, 2011, 12:03:48 AM »

Surprised it took this long.

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Jul 24, 2011, 12:17:04 AM »

I think the alcohol might've been preserving her.

Rama · « **Reply #4 on:** Jul 24, 2011, 01:00:56 AM »

She was pickled?

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** Jul 24, 2011, 01:34:11 AM »

Exactly, Watson! Come! To Scotland Yard to share this find!

Rama · « **Reply #6 on:** Jul 24, 2011, 02:18:39 AM »

My word Holmes!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #7 on:** Aug 22, 2011, 03:38:30 AM »

who gives a shit about this druggie! one less

i cant even think right now about who would be next caus eim sick as fuck but ill come back with that

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #8 on:** Aug 22, 2011, 07:29:54 PM »

My dead pool is going well. I'm sitting pretty right now, with her and Betty Ford scratched off the list. I'd be tied with another player, but since Winehouse was #1 on my list I get the tiebreaker.

IDE · « **Reply #9 on:** Aug 23, 2011, 04:17:35 PM »

Apparently there were no ILLEGAL drugs in her blood when she died.

Probably just lots of legal ones.

Fiero · « **Reply #10 on:** Aug 23, 2011, 05:05:02 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Aug 23, 2011, 04:17:35 PM

Apparently there were no ILLEGAL drugs in her blood when she died.

Probably just lots of legal ones.

I saw that report and all I could think was, "Wow, that sure saved you a lot of family shame, didn't it?"

IDE · « **Reply #11 on:** Aug 23, 2011, 06:16:31 PM »

Yeah it saved them some, but it was still probably an OD on vicodin or some shit.

Fiero · « **Reply #12 on:** Aug 23, 2011, 07:36:27 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Aug 23, 2011, 06:16:31 PM

Yeah it saved them some, but it was still probably an OD on vicodin or some shit.

I think if I had a famous person in my family, I'd rather it have been from hardcore drugs than shit you can buy at a pharmacy.

IDE · « **Reply #13 on:** Aug 24, 2011, 04:19:09 AM »

I'd rather it have been from fighting a shark with their bare hands.

Fiero · « **Reply #14 on:** Aug 24, 2011, 11:53:09 AM »

Quote from: IDE on Aug 24, 2011, 04:19:09 AM

I'd rather it have been from fighting a shark with their bare hands.

Look, you just can't get a real high from shark fighting. Now, shark fucking on the other hand ...

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Aug 24, 2011, 11:11:49 PM »

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #16 on:** Aug 26, 2011, 03:26:07 AM »

So I think next one will be Owen Wilson. Or Brooke Mueller

Rama · « **Reply #17 on:** Aug 26, 2011, 12:34:29 PM »

Betty White's will to live is really messing up my brackets.

blanktoe · « **Reply #18 on:** Aug 26, 2011, 02:10:01 PM »

Abe Vigoda for the win! But seriously Lindsey will be the next up to bat.

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Aug 26, 2011, 11:29:44 PM »

Okay, so that's another vote Lohan. Anyone with Busey? Anyone?

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #20 on:** Aug 26, 2011, 11:44:38 PM »

This is my 2011 list:
TEAM NAME: "I SEE DEAD PEOPLES"

TEAM MOTTO: "The point is, he's dead, and the Matrix died with him!"

STARTING LINEUP:
1. Amy Winehouse
2. George Herbert Walker Bush
3. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
4. Mickey Rooney
5. Dick Clark
6. Fidel Castro
7. Kirk Douglas
8. Jimmy Carter
9. Sly Stallone
10. Betty Ford
11. Mickey Rourke
12. Zsa-Zsa Gabor
13. Superstar Billy Graham
14. Billy Graham
15. Phyllis Diller
16. Queen Elizabeth
17. Margaret Thatcher
18. Sir Sean Connery
19. Warren Buffett
20. Andy Griffth

INJURED RESERVE:
21. Flavor Flav
22. Brent Musberger
23. Alec Trebek
24. Rick Flair
25. Bob Barker

LINDSAY LOHAN EMERITUS CHAIR:
Antoine Dobson

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Aug 27, 2011, 12:01:38 AM »

Oh man, that Zsa-Zsa's really hanging in there. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if she kicked off tomorrow but neither would I be if she lived another five or ten years. She's one tough ol' fossil.

Rama · « **Reply #22 on:** Aug 27, 2011, 02:41:08 AM »

Ooooooooooooh Dick Clark is a good pick.

IDE · « **Reply #23 on:** Aug 27, 2011, 05:09:17 AM »

Sly isnt going down that easy

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #24 on:** Aug 27, 2011, 08:42:15 PM »

I just keep thinking he'll stroke out on Expendables 2, seeing as he came oh-so-close when he got the Stone Cold Stunner and a clay-shoveler the last time.

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Aug 27, 2011, 11:26:32 PM »

Well, he already has the stroke-face.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #26 on:** Aug 27, 2011, 11:52:21 PM »

Quote from: wikipedia

Complications his mother suffered during labor forced her obstetricians to use two pairs of forceps during his birth; misuse of these accidentally severed a nerve and caused paralysis in parts of Stallone's face. As a result, the lower left side of his face is paralyzed, including parts of his lip, tongue, and chin, an accident which has given Stallone his trademark snarling look and slightly slurred speech.

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** Aug 28, 2011, 12:44:39 AM »

Wow. The more you know!

IDE · « **Reply #28 on:** Aug 28, 2011, 01:34:12 AM »

I didn't know that either.

Best thing I learned all day. Thanks!

The D · « **Reply #29 on:** Sep 06, 2011, 06:32:24 PM »

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Aug 27, 2011, 11:52:21 PM

Quote from: wikipedia
Complications his mother suffered during labor forced her obstetricians to use two pairs of forceps during his birth; misuse of these accidentally severed a nerve and caused paralysis in parts of Stallone's face. As a result, the lower left side of his face is paralyzed, including parts of his lip, tongue, and chin, an accident which has given Stallone his trademark snarling look and slightly slurred speech.

For some reason I read that and imagine a grown Stallone's head coming out of a woman's vag while a doctor tries to pull it out with forceps.