Field trip! ☺

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To the brand new nation of South Sudan!      Or not.  

I'd normally link an article but all the ones I found today are shit.  So here's a pic of their first black cowboy president, Salva Kiir Mayardit: his name coming soon to a upcoming edition of Trivial Pursuit near you!  

[Rama]

Hey wait a min...where is his six shooter? Are you sure he is a real cowboy?

[blanktoe]

Do we get a free fat white woman and bucket of chicken for lunch? If so I'm ready to go now!

[Fiero]

Hey guys.

I actually know a shit load of people from the region now known as South Sudan. This is big fucking news for them. I'm super fucking happy for them and I hope that the war is completely behind them.

It's just really fucking sad that the borders in that whole fucking continent just made up by Europeans. Fucking a.

[Rodent of Unusual Size]

Winners get to draw lines on maps. Losers get to fight amongst themselves in-between those lines.

But I wish the South Sudanese the best. They're landlocked, so they're not the pirate-y ones. And they're not full of batshit insane Mohammedans trying to convert or kill everybody else, and will probably have to contend against that crap over time.

And, yes, that man needs a gun.

[IDE]

HOORAY! NOW THEY CAN TAKE MY TAX MONEY!

AND YOURS!

ARE YOU GUYS EXCITED OR WHAT?!

[Fiero]

No.

Wait..

What?

[IDE]

I'm sure they're getting it right now or else applying to get aid from us as I type this.

[Fiero]

Ohhhhh. Yeah.

[B E C K]

Let's just buy all their oil and call it even.

[IDE]

Nuri is about to post in here!

edit: crap she beat me

[B E C K]

Har har har arrrrr..... imma pirate.