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Happy Birthday, Fifi! ♥ ♥ ♥
« on: Jul 10, 2011, 05:11:52 PM »
 ♪ Happy birthday, to j00!  A happy, happy birthday to j00! ♫   :guitar:

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Re: Happy Birthday, Fifi! ♥ ♥ ♥
« Reply #1 on: Jul 10, 2011, 09:12:55 PM »
So what do you want for your birthday? And don't say "Not to have shingles". I gave up my powers a few years back.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Fifi! ♥ ♥ ♥
« Reply #2 on: Jul 10, 2011, 10:45:29 PM »
Happy Birthday! I mean I guess...if you're into that whole "getting old" thing.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Fifi! ♥ ♥ ♥
« Reply #3 on: Jul 10, 2011, 10:49:43 PM »
Fiero, I remember back when you were but a wee Fortress Maximus, and now you're a strapping young... Ratbat.

Conglaturations!

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Re: Happy Birthday, Fifi! ♥ ♥ ♥
« Reply #4 on: Jul 11, 2011, 02:22:19 AM »
Fiero, I remember back when you were but a wee Fortress Maximus, and now you're a strapping young... Ratbat.

Conglaturations!

:D This made my fucking day right here.

And the shingles are all scabbed up proper-like.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Fifi! ♥ ♥ ♥
« Reply #5 on: Jul 13, 2011, 05:38:06 AM »
OH SHIT FIERO I DIDNT KNOW YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS LAST WEEK!
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Happy Birthday, Fifi! ♥ ♥ ♥
« Reply #6 on: Jul 13, 2011, 12:28:46 PM »
HOLY SHIT IT WAS AND IT HAPPENED AND FUCK ME I'M TWENTY FUCKING SEVEN AND THANK YOU
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Re: Happy Birthday, Fifi! ♥ ♥ ♥
« Reply #7 on: Jul 13, 2011, 12:47:13 PM »
27...that's younger then me. So I think you should get off my lawn.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Fifi! ♥ ♥ ♥
« Reply #8 on: Jul 13, 2011, 12:58:36 PM »
27...that's younger then me. So I think you should get off my lawn.

Show me your deed and I'll consider it.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Fifi! ♥ ♥ ♥
« Reply #9 on: Jul 13, 2011, 01:28:52 PM »
I'll show you my deed!!!!

*Grabs for the shotgun.*

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Re: Happy Birthday, Fifi! ♥ ♥ ♥
« Reply #10 on: Jul 13, 2011, 04:08:25 PM »
*activates future tech shielding*

Hah! That's what you get for thinking you're better because you're older!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Fifi! ♥ ♥ ♥
« Reply #11 on: Jul 13, 2011, 04:13:26 PM »
Damn whipper snapper with your fancy shielding and pony tails and rock and roll music. BAH!

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Re: Happy Birthday, Fifi! ♥ ♥ ♥
« Reply #12 on: Jul 13, 2011, 09:24:41 PM »
You're getting there, but it's too bad for you that the age to be this year is 31. It's all the rage.
Anyone that isn't 31 or is turning 31 this year just doesn't measure up in kickassedness.
Try again.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Fifi! ♥ ♥ ♥
« Reply #13 on: Jul 13, 2011, 09:34:26 PM »
Well, damn. I guess I'll have to go buy that aging ray.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Fifi! ♥ ♥ ♥
« Reply #14 on: Jul 13, 2011, 11:29:30 PM »
I'll trade ages with you.  I could use four extra years.  Shit, the year I turned thirty I swear my fucking bladder shrank.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Fifi! ♥ ♥ ♥
« Reply #15 on: Jul 14, 2011, 12:09:28 AM »
Mine only shrinks at the movies for some reason. I think it knows it is a pain in the ass to walk past people to the bathroom.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Fifi! ♥ ♥ ♥
« Reply #16 on: Jul 14, 2011, 01:35:29 AM »
Stay 27 as long as you can.

Right now I'm 28.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Fifi! ♥ ♥ ♥
« Reply #17 on: Jul 14, 2011, 02:22:36 AM »
Stay 27 as long as you can.

Right now I'm 28.

I'm trying for a full year.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Fifi! ♥ ♥ ♥
« Reply #18 on: Jul 14, 2011, 06:49:31 PM »
HOLY SHIT IT WAS AND IT HAPPENED AND FUCK ME I'M TWENTY FUCKING SEVEN AND THANK YOU
I hate you. I'm turning 28 this year. But someone told me the other day I look like I'm 25 :3

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Re: Happy Birthday, Fifi! ♥ ♥ ♥
« Reply #19 on: Jul 14, 2011, 07:05:48 PM »
People still mistake me for 21-22. It's really stopped being cute and fun because the people who are actually that age I want nothing to do with.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Fifi! ♥ ♥ ♥
« Reply #20 on: Jul 14, 2011, 09:03:56 PM »
People still mistake me for 21-22. It's really stopped being cute and fun because the people who are actually that age I want nothing to do with.


A curse within a blessing, I suppose. I'm a little worried, because a lot of the girls I've dated and found attractive have the same problem. What does that say about me?
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Re: Happy Birthday, Fifi! ♥ ♥ ♥
« Reply #21 on: Jul 15, 2011, 03:26:40 AM »
People still mistake me for 21-22. It's really stopped being cute and fun because the people who are actually that age I want nothing to do with.


I on the other hand want everything to do with those people.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Fifi! ♥ ♥ ♥
« Reply #22 on: Jul 15, 2011, 09:39:46 AM »
I once saw on Maury Povich this episode about "weird couples" and there was a guy who was engaged to a woman that had some disease that made her look like she was 10 years old. wtf.