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Ewok Arested After Exposing His Yub Nub.
« on: Jun 18, 2011, 03:00:50 AM »
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/06/ewok_jailed_after_exposing_his_yub_nub_in_public_t.php

I just loved the title of this article. This guy was also in one the Harry Potter movies as well.

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Re: Ewok Arested After Exposing His Yub Nub.
« Reply #1 on: Jun 19, 2011, 11:37:10 PM »
in b4 Lucas splices this into ROTJ.

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Re: Ewok Arested After Exposing His Yub Nub.
« Reply #2 on: Jun 20, 2011, 01:34:25 AM »
"Back in 1983 the technology just wasn't there to have Ewoks whip out their junk. They were midgets in very crude suits. Now, with how much special effects have advanced, each Ewok can have a giant 16 inch penis in every scene just like I always intended. And yes...Wicket shot first. Shot his load."
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Re: Ewok Arested After Exposing His Yub Nub.
« Reply #3 on: Jun 20, 2011, 02:22:46 AM »
and I'm even watching ROTJ as I type this. I also know which Ewok this guy played so I can watch for him in the movie.

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Re: Ewok Arested After Exposing His Yub Nub.
« Reply #4 on: Jun 20, 2011, 08:52:02 AM »
Deceptive pictured used in that article, as Warwick Davis who played Wicket was in both St*r WarzzZZ (they really should say Return of the Jedi) and Harry Potter but is not the person in question.

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Re: Ewok Arested After Exposing His Yub Nub.
« Reply #5 on: Jun 21, 2011, 11:52:24 PM »
lol, you're right.  And for that shit-load of comments below it, only two peeps or so seem to have pointed it out.  Warwick Davis should sue.  They're making him look like a perve!  Or at least more so than that picture does already.

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Re: Ewok Arested After Exposing His Yub Nub.
« Reply #6 on: Jun 22, 2011, 01:27:04 AM »
And that's not even a picture from ROTJ, it is from one of the Ewok Adventure movies.

Apparently the Ewok in question is the one that is jumping up and down to try to see into the hut when C-3PO is recounting the events of the past movie in the Ewok village.

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Re: Ewok Arested After Exposing His Yub Nub.
« Reply #7 on: Jun 22, 2011, 10:32:43 AM »
Many actors returned for the Ewok adventure movies, so it's quite possible he was in that too.

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Re: Ewok Arested After Exposing His Yub Nub.
« Reply #8 on: Jun 22, 2011, 11:51:52 AM »
He very well could have been, I just know for sure he was the hopping Ewok in ROTJ.

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Re: Ewok Arested After Exposing His Yub Nub.
« Reply #9 on: Jun 22, 2011, 12:43:34 PM »
Well I looked it up and he isn't listed in the credits for either of the Ewok movies. Course by the same note, he isn't listed in the credits for any of the Harry Potter movies either.

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Re: Ewok Arested After Exposing His Yub Nub.
« Reply #10 on: Jun 22, 2011, 04:32:29 PM »
Well I looked it up and he isn't listed in the credits for either of the Ewok movies. Course by the same note, he isn't listed in the credits for any of the Harry Potter movies either.

Not even half a credit? ba dum tish
Get a little closer let it fold
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Re: Ewok Arested After Exposing His Yub Nub.
« Reply #11 on: Jun 22, 2011, 09:48:35 PM »
And that's not even a picture from ROTJ, it is from one of the Ewok Adventure movies.

Apparently the Ewok in question is the one that is jumping up and down to try to see into the hut when C-3PO is recounting the events of the past movie in the Ewok village.

Do you even feel a little bit ashamed knowing this?  :joe:

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Re: Ewok Arested After Exposing His Yub Nub.
« Reply #12 on: Jun 22, 2011, 09:48:59 PM »
Well I looked it up and he isn't listed in the credits for either of the Ewok movies. Course by the same note, he isn't listed in the credits for any of the Harry Potter movies either.

Not even half a credit? ba dum tish

Boo!  :lmao:

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Re: Ewok Arested After Exposing His Yub Nub.
« Reply #13 on: Jun 23, 2011, 01:22:28 AM »
And that's not even a picture from ROTJ, it is from one of the Ewok Adventure movies.

Apparently the Ewok in question is the one that is jumping up and down to try to see into the hut when C-3PO is recounting the events of the past movie in the Ewok village.

Do you even feel a little bit ashamed knowing this?  :joe:

Nah...because someone else told me which one he was. I had no idea before that.

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Re: Ewok Arested After Exposing His Yub Nub.
« Reply #14 on: Jun 23, 2011, 07:42:17 AM »
Ewoks are cool!  One should never have shame for knowing too much about them!

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Re: Ewok Arested After Exposing His Yub Nub.
« Reply #15 on: Jun 23, 2011, 11:14:44 PM »
Even where their g-spots are?

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Re: Ewok Arested After Exposing His Yub Nub.
« Reply #16 on: Jun 24, 2011, 01:13:18 AM »
It's probably in the anus. Or the nose. Probably one of those.
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Re: Ewok Arested After Exposing His Yub Nub.
« Reply #17 on: Jun 24, 2011, 01:40:52 AM »
I find your lack of knowledge of Ewok mating rituals disturbing.

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Re: Ewok Arested After Exposing His Yub Nub.
« Reply #18 on: Jun 24, 2011, 08:28:47 AM »
It's probably in the anus. Or the nose. Probably one of those.
This is incompatible with the size of Ewok nostrils...

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Re: Ewok Arested After Exposing His Yub Nub.
« Reply #19 on: Jun 24, 2011, 01:00:06 PM »
What about the size of Ewok penises, then?
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Re: Ewok Arested After Exposing His Yub Nub.
« Reply #20 on: Jun 25, 2011, 11:16:32 PM »
Isn't it, like, up the second joint in their ring fingers?  Or sum shit like that?

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Re: Ewok Arested After Exposing His Yub Nub.
« Reply #21 on: Jun 27, 2011, 07:47:23 AM »
Since there is no visible penis through the fur, I imagine their penises, at least while flacid, to be fairly small.

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Re: Ewok Arested After Exposing His Yub Nub.
« Reply #22 on: Jun 27, 2011, 03:26:29 PM »
Actual Ewoks would have red rockets.

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Re: Ewok Arested After Exposing His Yub Nub.
« Reply #23 on: Jun 28, 2011, 08:31:27 AM »
Good point.  If I'm ever an Ewok and a chick gets me hot I'm gonna scream "Here comes the lipstick!".

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Re: Ewok Arested After Exposing His Yub Nub.
« Reply #24 on: Jun 28, 2011, 10:32:49 PM »
:lmao:  No!  Brain bleach help me!