Author Topic: "And you were there...and you..." (Read 11351 times)

IDE · « **Reply #30 on:** Jun 24, 2011, 12:25:39 PM »

Most lesbians just need a good solid rogering to set them straight.

Fiero · « **Reply #31 on:** Jun 24, 2011, 01:11:26 PM »

If I know someone is transgendered, I don't know if I could... If I don't know, will it be obvious?

Rama · « **Reply #32 on:** Jun 24, 2011, 01:24:22 PM »

Everyone wants their own label.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #33 on:** Jun 24, 2011, 01:53:08 PM »

Quote from: Fiero on Jun 24, 2011, 01:11:26 PM

If I know someone is transgendered, I don't know if I could... If I don't know, will it be obvious?

I'm not debating the "would I or wouldn't I" issue. I'm just saying that if you hook up with a transgenered person that doesn't "make you gay" or whatever. If you're attracted to women and are attracted to someone born a man who is presenting herself as being a woman, you can still have pretty straight motivations. Just like if I get off looking at a porno mag it doesn't mean I want to fuck trees, it means I am into whatever's being pictured, if that's not too retarded an analogy.

Rama · « **Reply #34 on:** Jun 25, 2011, 01:19:37 AM »

Are you sure you are not just a Birchasexual?

gwynn · « **Reply #35 on:** Jun 25, 2011, 01:41:03 PM »

Quote from: Fiero on Jun 24, 2011, 01:11:26 PM

If I know someone is transgendered, I don't know if I could... If I don't know, will it be obvious?

Apparently not.

gwynn · « **Reply #36 on:** Jun 25, 2011, 02:02:38 PM »

Quote from: joerammstein on Jun 23, 2011, 11:49:32 AM

The term is so pretentious. You're either attracted to your opposite sex, your same sex, or both. There are already words for all these things.

Not everyone fits into that either/or category. I am not attracted to anyone's sex(ie what's between their legs). I am attracted to their overall physical attractiveness and personality. If that is your only qualification (that they have an innie and not and outie)and I'm sure it is not, then why do you bring up opposite sex? People are not so black and white, grey people are quite sexy too. It's the pansexuals who not only see the grey, but they are open to falling for those grey people, and I support them and consider myself a pansexual.
Trans people are the hottest, especially their eyes. There's just so much pain and strength that you can't help but to get lost in them forevers. <3

Quote from: aDam on Jun 24, 2011, 08:32:54 AM

Okay I guess I had no idea what that was. Isn't someone who likes transexuals just straight or gay? I mean if I'm a hetero guy who likes a M to F transgendered chick I'm not sure that changes my orientation if I still like someone because they look convincingly enough like a chick.

You can call yourself whatever you want if it will help you make sense of your feelings.

blanktoe · « **Reply #37 on:** Jun 25, 2011, 05:43:49 PM »

Fuck you Rama.

B E C K · « **Reply #38 on:** Jun 25, 2011, 11:08:57 PM »

Quote from: Fiero on Jun 24, 2011, 01:11:26 PM

If I know someone is transgendered, I don't know if I could... If I don't know, will it be obvious?

Will WHAT be obvious? You lost me. Like if you met a chick would you know somehow if she was trans? Like a Bat Signal or Spidey Sense or something?

Quote from: aDam on Jun 24, 2011, 01:53:08 PM

I'm just saying that if you hook up with a transgenered person that doesn't "make you gay" or whatever. If you're attracted to women and are attracted to someone born a man who is presenting herself as being a woman, you can still have pretty straight motivations.

I agree with this.

Rama · « **Reply #39 on:** Jun 26, 2011, 12:45:46 AM »

Quote from: blanktoe on Jun 25, 2011, 05:43:49 PM

Fuck you Rama.

YEAH! Wait...what? Cause you weren't in the dream?

IDE · « **Reply #40 on:** Jun 26, 2011, 03:08:18 AM »

If you hook up with a guy who is pretending to be a girl and you know it's really a guy.

Then yes you are gay.

Because in reality that girl is actually a guy. Even if they had their dick chopped off and made a vagina out of calf's scrotum they are still a guy. This is not being close minded this is reality.

[qoute]Trans people are the hottest, especially their eyes. There's just so much pain and strength that you can't help but to get lost in them forevers. <3[/quote]

The same could be said of ponies.

But that is a bizarre little fetish you got there.

I don't see any nobility in their plight. I pity them. Because I know their pain!

I want to have super powers but I never will! I'll never fly or crash through a brick wall or shoot laser beams from my eyes. But ya know what else? I won't put on a cape and tell everyone that I have super powers.

Because that would be retarded.

gwynn · « **Reply #41 on:** Jun 26, 2011, 08:25:18 AM »

Wait, aren't you going to cite some scientific proof that a guy is a guy or something like that? Like chromosomes.
All you say is "in reality" like you are the man when it comes to reality, it is as you say it is and it just is that way.
I'm sure you are the authority on the issue, because you are therapist, a geneticist, and a biologist.
Shut up.

B E C K · « **Reply #42 on:** Jun 26, 2011, 12:52:33 PM »

Oh no, you fed him!

Rama · « **Reply #43 on:** Jun 26, 2011, 01:22:37 PM »

At least it wasn't after mid-night.

Fiero · « **Reply #44 on:** Jun 26, 2011, 04:13:17 PM »

Feeding after midnight would be a problem, but please, PLEASE don't splash water on him.

IDE · « **Reply #45 on:** Jun 26, 2011, 06:19:39 PM »

Quote from: gwynn on Jun 26, 2011, 08:25:18 AM

All you say is "in reality" like you are the man when it comes to reality, it is as you say it is and it just is that way.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #46 on:** Jun 27, 2011, 08:02:13 AM »

Quote from: IDE on Jun 26, 2011, 03:08:18 AM

If you hook up with a guy who is pretending to be a girl and you know it's really a guy.

Then yes you are gay.

Because in reality that girl is actually a guy. Even if they had their dick chopped off and made a vagina out of calf's scrotum they are still a guy. This is not being close minded this is reality.

I think you're being too technical from a "You like a guy, then you're gay" POV. To me what makes one attracted more or less to men or women is not about their junk or DNA, but the general outward appearance of the gender they're portraying. We can debate whether it's actually gay, but look at it practically. Put a straight man in front of some convincing male to female transgendered people and Buck Angel and unless they're lying to themselves or a bit more on the spectrum than they expected, they'd probably be more attracted to the born males. So is that gay? I think if you're calling it that then you're opening up the door for most self defined straight or gay men not to be as they define themselves.

Also, I like chicks but I'd totally fuck someone with a dick. I don't find guys attractive at all but if some really hot chick came on to me with a raging hard on I'd get right in there and suck that dick and let her cum al over my face. I haven't met a trangendered person I've been attracted to yet but maybe I just haven't met a convincing enough or hot enough one. It is a smaller subset of the population.

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The same could be said of ponies.

Friendship is magic, dude!

IDE · « **Reply #47 on:** Jun 27, 2011, 03:22:49 PM »

Did you miss the part where I said "This is reality"!

Fine...

Let's say it was me there with buck and some convincing trannies. I would say "Why hello there chaps, you make really pretty women" then I'd turn around and walk away from both parties. Knowing that they have dicks or had dicks would kill it for me.

That's where we differ.

Are you saying you're attracted to dicks in general or does the dick have to be attached to a really "hot chick"? Basically what I'm asking is would you jerk off a horse? And would that do anything for you?

Or is your perfect scenario where a demon lord travels to the human realm and accidentally drops a jar of salve in tokyo and 2 girls (with really big eyes) mistake it for dolphin essence skin cream, but instead it enlarges their breasts to comical proportions and they grow ginormous dongs?

And the rest of you stop taking my pellets if you get trolled. I'm just sick at home bored, and I need 9 pellets.

9 walkers. 9 riders. 9 pellets.

Fiero · « **Reply #48 on:** Jun 27, 2011, 04:19:08 PM »

You're not supposed to know if it has a dick.

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Boss: This interview is not about me. What if you saw a horse, but it was standing so that its head was in a barn, or something. Would you, maybe, be attracted to that horse's rear end?

Centaur: Uh.. I don't.. where is the head, exactly?

Boss: It's in the barn.. or behind a door, or a vase, or something.. so you can't see it.

Centaur: Uh.. I might be attracted to it - briefly.

Boss: Okay. So, let's say, hypothetically, that you could have sex with the back end.. and it's guranteed to be the greatest sex you ever had.. but you'd never know if it was as horse or as Centaur?

Centaur: Hmm.. you know, that's pretty intriguing.. uh.. if I'd really never know, I guess I would.

Boss: It was a horse.

Centaur: Oh, come on!

Boss: It was a horse. Deal with it. Now.. could you make the back half of you into glue, and then could the person part of you use that glue to repair a bird feeder?

Centaur: Yes.

Rama · « **Reply #49 on:** Jun 27, 2011, 04:54:47 PM »

What have you people done to my dream thread...none of this happened in my dream. I told you it wasn't a sexy dream.

Fiero · « **Reply #50 on:** Jun 27, 2011, 07:30:43 PM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law but for sex.

IDE · « **Reply #51 on:** Jun 27, 2011, 09:34:30 PM »

What do you mean "you're not supposed to know". That's bullshit. Attraction is based on more than just appearance. If you implanted a man's brain into a sexy robot girl body I still wouldn't fuck it. I guess to me sex is more cerebral than you chaps who are concerned so much with aesthetic attraction. I'm more refined and hold myself to a higher standard of debauchery.

For example hookers do nothing for me. I've never had one and I have no desire to have one. The idea that someone only wants me for money repulses me. This will probably cause me grief if my body ever starts to show signs of aging to the point of no longer being desirable by young women, but who knows as eons pass strange thoughts may come. Perhaps one day in the far far...far far far...far distant future an elderly IDE will get a raging viagra induced boner for some granny that still finds him attractive.

IDE · « **Reply #52 on:** Jun 27, 2011, 09:36:09 PM »

...or I'll return to Asgard and remain young and virile until Ragnarok.

Fiero · « **Reply #53 on:** Jun 27, 2011, 09:52:48 PM »

For the purpose of the scenario, you don't know. That is how convincing it is in this scenario. That's why the scenario exists. You're mom's a scenario, for example.

IDE · « **Reply #54 on:** Jun 27, 2011, 09:58:51 PM »

How convincing they are doesn't matter. That's my point! If you were to mind control a hot chick and it would be your mind in there experiencing the bliss of my Hammer of the Underworld instead of her mind. And I knew you were doing it I would not fuck that chick. That's an actual chick but with your psyche temporarily controlling and experiencing her physical form.

Hey! I guess this means that I should get a new label for my sexual orientation too!

InB4 Douchebag

Appearance is not the end all be all of attraction.

Fiero · « **Reply #55 on:** Jun 27, 2011, 10:05:42 PM »

But you don't know.

IDE · « **Reply #56 on:** Jun 27, 2011, 10:12:27 PM »

But if the point you are trying to make is if I saw that hot chick you were mind controlling and didn't know you were doing it then yes I would be attracted but the moment I knew you were doing it I would be repulsed.

Same thing with man brain in hot robot girl body.

Same thing with finding out that the girl is actually a tranny.

So yeah as SOON AS I DO KNOW the attraction ends. If I was duped into mating in any of the above circumstances I would feel raped and then THHHHE KILLLLLLLLLINNNNG WOULLLDDD BEEEEGGGINN!

If I was living energy I wouldn't merge my energy with another male living energy. I love women, I love their minds and mental reaction to me, their desire for me. Their very essence that I can't even begin to describe. We're hard wired for this, at least I am.

If I wasn't I'd place saran wrap between my mattress and box frame and fuck that all day.

jonhammstein · « **Reply #57 on:** Jun 28, 2011, 01:57:33 AM »

With all the puss you supposedly get, it's entirely possible you've already been with a post-op transsexual and don't even know it.

Maybe even more than one.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #58 on:** Jun 28, 2011, 08:23:13 AM »

Quote from: IDE on Jun 27, 2011, 03:22:49 PM

Let's say it was me there with buck and some convincing trannies. I would say "Why hello there chaps, you make really pretty women" then I'd turn around and walk away from both parties. Knowing that they have dicks or had dicks would kill it for me.

That's fair. I would probably have trouble with the concept, and not be able to get past the psychological issue of knowing they were dudes, but who knows.

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Are you saying you're attracted to dicks in general or does the dick have to be attached to a really "hot chick"? Basically what I'm asking is would you jerk off a horse? And would that do anything for you?

I'm just saying my attraction to women is not about genitals. A vagina or a dick isn't really relevant. That's why I would fuck a Mermaid (woman top, fish bottom) over a Reverse Mermaid (fish top, woman bottom) No I would not jerk off a horse. I would not fuck a female horse either. That's kind of fucked up...

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Or is your perfect scenario where a demon lord travels to the human realm and accidentally drops a jar of salve in tokyo and 2 girls (with really big eyes) mistake it for dolphin essence skin cream, but instead it enlarges their breasts to comical proportions and they grow ginormous dongs?

Eh... not into freakishly large boobs but yeah I think you're getting the general idea.

Or sex bots. I might fuck a sex bot with a dick, but I wouldn't want it to sodomize me because of my colon issues.

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If you implanted a man's brain into a sexy robot girl body I still wouldn't fuck it.

Okay do you remember the episode of Power Rangers where Billy and Kimberly switch brains? So you're saying in that scenario you'd rather fuck the Billy body with Kimberly's brain than fuck Kimberly's body with Billy's brain?

Fiero · « **Reply #59 on:** Jun 28, 2011, 05:52:46 PM »

I had a dream last night where Pokemon was real. I haven't played Pokemon in years, but sometimes I miss it.

So, in my dream, Ash and Gary are actually good buddies. And this guy rolls into town acting like he's hot shit. I'm a spectator to all this.

So Gary sends Pidgey first, I don't remember what happened but it got KOed, no biggie it dealt some damage, too. Then Gary throws out something that had the sub-title 'Lady Pokemon' instead of something like 'Bird' or 'Dragon' or whatever. It looked like Mr. Mime in a dress, but NOT like Jynx. I was thinking, "who the fuck plays either of those shitty monsters?" Anyway, this Mr. Mime Lady Pokemon had a dial. The dial turns automatically. A loud voice announced, "the dial is set to RAPE," and sure enough there as a big RAPE sign where the dial stopped on the monster. This is all I remember. (but I hope that monster raped the shit out of that douchebag)