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"And you were there...and you..."
« on: Jun 13, 2011, 01:33:08 AM »
The Sphere has invaded my dreams! Well one dream at least. But only three of you made the cut, Gwynn, Fiero, and Beck. I'm guessing this is mainly because I talk to you three the most and know what all three of you really look like.

I wish I could say this was an exciting dream. Something like the four of us fighting off an alien invasion, or killing a zombie horde. It wasn't even a sexy dream. It all honesty it was pretty fucking boring as far as dreams go. It just kinda started in the middle of it. I was at someones house, or a cabin or something like that. I know it wasn't my house and not a house I'd ever been to before, but whatever I had my own room that I was staying in. Anyway I end up finding some of Beck's bras in my room. And not in the like they were left on my floor the night before kinda way, but like the they got mixed up with my laundry kinda way. Like I said, not a sexy dream. So I go out to return said item and find the three of you sitting around talking about a guy named "Stan The Man."

Now, I had no idea who Stan the Man was...And so I was informed by the rest of you. Turns out he was kinda "Goatse" type guy that was known for being hung like a horse. I was kinda glad I didn't know who was at this point, because it means I hadn't gone looking for guys with huge dorks on the internet. I then said that there were only two "Stan The Mans" and that was Stan Lee and Stan Musical.

Suddenly the whole dream just jumps ahead and we are all in a truck driving someplace. And it was one of those old 70's style trucks, which explains why all four of us could fit in the cab. I was sitting on the far passenger side, Beck was sitting next to me. I don't know who was sitting next to her (maybe she can shed some light on it. :p) or who was driving. I never looked over there in the dream, just straight ahead. We were on some back gravel type road going someplace. I got the impression we were leaving the place we were just at to go someplace else. And then it just ended and I woke up...never found out where we were going.

I feel I wasted your guest staring roles in my dream with such lame dream, and if you guys show up again I will try to do better.
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Re: "And you were there...and you..."
« Reply #1 on: Jun 13, 2011, 07:29:23 PM »
I get paid by the dream union all the same.

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Re: "And you were there...and you..."
« Reply #2 on: Jun 13, 2011, 08:24:23 PM »
That's nice to know...but keep your Bras out of my cloths next time.

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Re: "And you were there...and you..."
« Reply #3 on: Jun 14, 2011, 11:38:07 PM »
I don't know how bras end up in cloths to begin with.  Unless they're made of diamonds and being protected from smudges.

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Re: "And you were there...and you..."
« Reply #4 on: Jun 15, 2011, 01:19:30 AM »
You were trying to make me your Bra mule?

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Re: "And you were there...and you..."
« Reply #5 on: Jun 15, 2011, 02:00:40 AM »
muler? muler?
Get a little closer let it fold
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Re: "And you were there...and you..."
« Reply #6 on: Jun 15, 2011, 02:25:35 AM »
I just played a character named stan for a podcast. 

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Re: "And you were there...and you..."
« Reply #7 on: Jun 15, 2011, 07:05:57 AM »
thank you Rama, thank you.

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Re: "And you were there...and you..."
« Reply #8 on: Jun 15, 2011, 11:34:26 AM »
Well in the dream Stan the Man was kinda a joke. So maybe it was IDE.

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Re: "And you were there...and you..."
« Reply #9 on: Jun 15, 2011, 09:59:57 PM »
You wouldn't be the first to dream of my cock.  But definitely the weirdest.

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Re: "And you were there...and you..."
« Reply #10 on: Jun 16, 2011, 01:05:43 AM »
Riiiiiiiiiiiight.

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Re: "And you were there...and you..."
« Reply #11 on: Jun 16, 2011, 08:47:07 AM »
Ooh dream weaver
I believe you can get me through the night !

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Re: "And you were there...and you..."
« Reply #12 on: Jun 16, 2011, 10:29:27 PM »
Ooh dream weaver
I believe we can reach the morning light !

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Re: "And you were there...and you..."
« Reply #13 on: Jun 17, 2011, 07:27:52 AM »
Ha.  Last night I had a dream I was at the next Botcon.  And I was like "Hey it's weird I feel like I remember the last Botcon like it was last week" because you know, I did actually just get back from it a bit over a week ago.  And then I probably made out with a chick or something.  I don't really remember dreams most of the time...

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Re: "And you were there...and you..."
« Reply #14 on: Jun 17, 2011, 10:25:18 PM »
I had this dream the other day and I don't remember what happened but I liked that it ended.  Apparently it was part of a series or something because you knew it was going to be continued.  Whether it does or not I'll never know because I don't remember it anymore.

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Re: "And you were there...and you..."
« Reply #15 on: Jun 18, 2011, 02:22:31 AM »
Was it like the cliffhanger serials? That would be pretty awesome way to have dreams. Like at the end of the dream my car drives off a bridge and explodes at the bottom of a ravine. Then the next night I come back and find out I jumped out of the car just before he plummeted to its doom. And I get to fight aliens from the moon with a rocket pack. So awesome.

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Re: "And you were there...and you..."
« Reply #16 on: Jun 19, 2011, 11:30:31 PM »
It was cliffhanger without the actual cliffhanger part if that explains it.

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Re: "And you were there...and you..."
« Reply #17 on: Jun 21, 2011, 10:49:08 PM »
I had a dream that I campaigned to have spanish removed from some government forms . I don't remember what the forms were for, but everyone was pretty stoked.


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Re: "And you were there...and you..."
« Reply #18 on: Jun 22, 2011, 04:31:26 PM »
I had a dream that my girlfriend left me for her pansexual female friend. My girlfriend's response: I do like her boobs, but she doesn't have a penis.
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Re: "And you were there...and you..."
« Reply #19 on: Jun 22, 2011, 08:16:51 PM »
...but if she did, you'd be shit out of luck, or what?

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Re: "And you were there...and you..."
« Reply #20 on: Jun 22, 2011, 08:43:09 PM »
I'd live, I'd be unhappy for a while, but I'd pick up again.
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Re: "And you were there...and you..."
« Reply #21 on: Jun 23, 2011, 12:58:05 AM »
O.K. Fiero, I made you appointment with a Doctor I know. Now this doesn't mean you are crazy, but if they want to put you in cell to keep you from maybe cutting up young boys and eating them, then you should probably let them.

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Re: "And you were there...and you..."
« Reply #22 on: Jun 23, 2011, 07:43:51 AM »
Which one's pansexual?  I'm trying to figure out if this is hot or not.

It probably is.  Anything that's more female than a standard male is objectively hotter...

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Re: "And you were there...and you..."
« Reply #23 on: Jun 23, 2011, 09:05:38 AM »
Pansexual?  Like she fucks satyrs and shit right?

That's hot.

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Re: "And you were there...and you..."
« Reply #24 on: Jun 23, 2011, 11:06:11 AM »
I thought it meant she was only sexually attracted to cookware.

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Re: "And you were there...and you..."
« Reply #25 on: Jun 23, 2011, 11:49:32 AM »
The term is so pretentious. You're either attracted to your opposite sex, your same sex, or both. There are already words for all these things.

Pansexual could only mean the person is also into plants, animals, and inanimate objects. Which is fucking bogus, man.

Or maybe he means everything this chick ever does is motivated by sex, that sex is her only objective in life.

Fuck, I don't know. It's ridiculous any way you look at it. Even IDE does more than just bone constantly.

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Re: "And you were there...and you..."
« Reply #26 on: Jun 23, 2011, 04:04:53 PM »
Apparently the reason to use pansexual is to indicate that you also are attracted, but not exclusively, to transgendered and sexually ambiguous people. I can certainly see how it's confusing, as I still don't get it even after trying to explain it. Then again, I'm straight and I am not into transgendered regardless of what's in the pocket, perhaps that really is the difference maker. Also, fuck it, love who you love. (edit: and fuck who you fuck)
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« Reply #27 on: Jun 23, 2011, 11:10:17 PM »
Apparently the reason to use pansexual is to indicate that you also are attracted, but not exclusively, to transgendered and sexually ambiguous people. I can certainly see how it's confusing, as I still don't get it even after trying to explain it. Then again, I'm straight and I am not into transgendered regardless of what's in the pocket, perhaps that really is the difference maker. Also, fuck it, love who you love. (edit: and fuck who you fuck)

You sound like you get it to me.

I labeled myself this years ago but don't really tend to say or post it because of how stupid it sounds.  Its heart is in the right place.  And it at least sounds better than polisexuality, reminds me of "politics" like being sexually attracted to Democrats or Republicans; omnisexuality, like being attracted to a third-person omniscient narrator; or flexisexual, a term I've never even heard of before until this year which sounds like a bullshit term.  Although, I think as I get older, I've been getting straighter.

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« Reply #28 on: Jun 24, 2011, 01:06:15 AM »
Apparently the reason to use pansexual is to indicate that you also are attracted, but not exclusively, to transgendered and sexually ambiguous people. I can certainly see how it's confusing, as I still don't get it even after trying to explain it. Then again, I'm straight and I am not into transgendered regardless of what's in the pocket, perhaps that really is the difference maker. Also, fuck it, love who you love. (edit: and fuck who you fuck)

You sound like you get it to me.

I labeled myself this years ago but don't really tend to say or post it because of how stupid it sounds.  Its heart is in the right place.  And it at least sounds better than polisexuality, reminds me of "politics" like being sexually attracted to Democrats or Republicans; omnisexuality, like being attracted to a third-person omniscient narrator; or flexisexual, a term I've never even heard of before until this year which sounds like a bullshit term.  Although, I think as I get older, I've been getting straighter.

Flexisexual does sound look bullshit. Honestly, from the definitions I've seen for it, it just sounds like an attention whore. In a one minute search, omnisexuality only came back as pansexual. Polixexuality supposedly differs from pansexuality by being more about physical attraction and pansexuality more about romantic inclinations or something like that.
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Re: "And you were there...and you..."
« Reply #29 on: Jun 24, 2011, 08:32:54 AM »
Okay I guess I had no idea what that was.  Isn't someone who likes transexuals just straight or gay?  I mean if I'm a hetero guy who likes a M to F transgendered chick I'm not sure that changes my orientation if I still like someone because they look convincingly enough like a chick.

I guess the ambiguous thing is a whole other deal though.
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