Author Topic: Google's done it again! (Read 17201 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Jun 05, 2011, 05:05:37 PM »

They've officially creeped me out. Really? We're celebrating the 92nd birthday of Richard Scarry? A man who died in 1994? I find it creepy how much Google loves to celebrate the birthdays of dead people and gives them an age as if they're still alive. Richard Scarry can't have a 92nd birthday if he died when he was 74. Just like Martha Graham wasn't gonna live to be fuckin' 117. At least just call it "Richard Scarry's Birthday".

Rama · « **Reply #1 on:** Jun 05, 2011, 11:57:40 PM »

You have to wish the dead happy birthday or they rise from the grave and drag you back down to hell with them.

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Jun 06, 2011, 12:16:44 AM »

Nonsense. Richard Scarry wouldn't drag anyone to hell. He'd have Postman Pig and Lowly Worm do it for him.

Rama · « **Reply #3 on:** Jun 06, 2011, 12:22:55 AM »

That pussy...I bet Seuss would man up and do it himself.

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Jun 06, 2011, 12:27:51 AM »

The Cat in the Hat and the Grinch would do that shit for him. Dudes that like don't do their own dirty work. Except for Shel Silverstein. Sure, his work can induce nightmares when you're on a Sweettart-induced sugar high but it's not gonna bother dragging you to hell.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #5 on:** Jun 06, 2011, 02:48:20 AM »

Google "google l33t"

Fiero · « **Reply #6 on:** Jun 06, 2011, 02:20:10 PM »

I prefer pirate Facebook.

joe · « **Reply #7 on:** Jun 06, 2011, 02:40:03 PM »

For some reason when I read Faye's post all I saw was Golgo 13.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #8 on:** Jun 07, 2011, 03:12:02 AM »

That sounds like the name of a gay pr0n

Fiero · « **Reply #9 on:** Jun 07, 2011, 12:13:11 PM »

Or a gay pedophile pr0n.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #10 on:** Jun 07, 2011, 08:46:17 PM »

Or a Japanese 007.

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Jun 07, 2011, 10:55:13 PM »

No, it doesn't sound like that at all.

Rama · « **Reply #12 on:** Jun 07, 2011, 11:54:07 PM »

Which one?

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Jun 09, 2011, 12:22:31 AM »

All of them. Especially that "Japanese 007". How far-fetched!

Rama · « **Reply #14 on:** Jun 09, 2011, 12:52:05 AM »

Well Japanese 007 is "Mr. Kiss-Kiss, Bang-Bang." Seriously...he is.

IDE · « **Reply #15 on:** Jun 09, 2011, 03:04:20 AM »

I like that google carries on your legacy long after you're dead.

When I'm gone I hope they keep celebrating my birthday well into the negative 100s.

Fiero · « **Reply #16 on:** Jun 09, 2011, 12:02:53 PM »

But Google doesn't care about you or any of us, really.

joe · « **Reply #17 on:** Jun 09, 2011, 12:44:52 PM »

Google only cares about ad revenue.

Rama · « **Reply #18 on:** Jun 09, 2011, 01:29:49 PM »

Google celebrates the 250the birthday of Ad Revenue.

Fiero · « **Reply #19 on:** Jun 09, 2011, 04:08:10 PM »

Also, something about Les Paul, which was actually kind of cool looking.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #20 on:** Jun 10, 2011, 12:32:33 PM »

If a person could came back to life, wouldn't you just subtract the age they were dead from their age? Same for time travelers or people in hybernation or who are cryogenically frozen.

Fiero · « **Reply #21 on:** Jun 10, 2011, 04:08:46 PM »

Quote from: aDam on Jun 10, 2011, 12:32:33 PM

If a person could came back to life, wouldn't you just subtract the age they were dead from their age? Same for time travelers or people in hybernation or who are cryogenically frozen.

I can agree with you on hibernation / cryogenics, but not on time travel.

You're not postponing anything when you time travel, you're merely displacing yourself in time. In cryogenics, you're slowing everything down to a crawl, so that makes sense.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #22 on:** Jun 10, 2011, 09:19:19 PM »

Okay I'm born in 1978. In 2012 I build a time machine and go to 2078. Am I 34 or 100? My body is clearly only aged 34 years.

Fiero · « **Reply #23 on:** Jun 10, 2011, 09:27:27 PM »

You're 34. You didn't live those years, you skipped them. You don't get to cheat the Smuckers birthday list.

IDE · « **Reply #24 on:** Jun 10, 2011, 09:29:56 PM »

Quote from: Fiero on Jun 09, 2011, 12:02:53 PM

But Google doesn't care about you or any of us, really.

yet.

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Jun 10, 2011, 09:40:45 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Jun 09, 2011, 03:04:20 AM

I like that google carries on your legacy long after you're dead.

When I'm gone I hope they keep celebrating my birthday well into the negative 100s.

I don't know if the word "GOOGLE" made out of penises would fly with everybody.

Now this Les Paul thing is fucking cool.

IDE · « **Reply #26 on:** Jun 12, 2011, 01:27:11 AM »

I'm just a penis to you?

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #27 on:** Jun 13, 2011, 01:45:57 PM »

Quote from: aDam on Jun 10, 2011, 09:19:19 PM

Okay I'm born in 1978. In 2012 I build a time machine and go to 2078. Am I 34 or 100? My body is clearly only aged 34 years.

If you were a US citizen, the IRS would consider you 100 and pick you up for owing back taxes.

Fiero · « **Reply #28 on:** Jun 13, 2011, 03:47:45 PM »

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jun 13, 2011, 01:45:57 PM

Quote from: aDam on Jun 10, 2011, 09:19:19 PM
Okay I'm born in 1978. In 2012 I build a time machine and go to 2078. Am I 34 or 100? My body is clearly only aged 34 years.

If you were a US citizen, the IRS would consider you 100 and pick you up for owing back taxes.

Well, I thought we were just talking about physical age,

In all likelihood, you would have been deemed dead, and actually might be thought to be an illegal immigrant or some sort of spy or something of that nature.

B E C K · « **Reply #29 on:** Jun 13, 2011, 07:13:08 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Jun 12, 2011, 01:27:11 AM

I'm just a penis to you?

Hey, I'm vulnerable to word association. You post about sex all the time, you're Penis Man. If Fiero posts about fries all the time, he's Potato Man. That's how this works.