Author Topic: Keanu, you poor, poor man. (Read 3203 times)

jonhammstein · « **on:** Jun 04, 2011, 11:35:04 PM »

Why doesn't Hollywood love you anymore?

Rama · « **Reply #1 on:** Jun 05, 2011, 02:04:03 AM »

Time for Bill and Ted 3!

EXCELLENT!!!!

IDE · « **Reply #2 on:** Jun 05, 2011, 04:36:16 AM »

Funny that you mention that. Bill and Ted's was the movie that I lured this chick back here to watch last night. I mean we all know that you're not really going to watch the movie but I did put it on the background while I porked her. Yeah I said porked. I'm bringing that back.

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Jun 05, 2011, 04:36:55 PM »

Shut up, you. Damn, you gotta bring sex into everything. WE GET IT. YOU GET LAID. A LOT.

And that movie poster makes that movie look like it's gonna be crap.

IDE · « **Reply #4 on:** Jun 05, 2011, 08:57:20 PM »

Well that's what happened...jeeze...you don't gotta be so meSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXXXXRRRGGGBBBLLLLZZZZ ZZ

jonhammstein · « **Reply #5 on:** Jun 05, 2011, 09:28:57 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jun 05, 2011, 04:36:55 PM

And that movie poster makes that movie look like it's gonna be crap.

I probably should have mentioned, the movie is already out.

...

Yup.

B E C K · « **Reply #6 on:** Jun 06, 2011, 12:22:20 AM »

Already out onnnn....

...DVD?

Rama · « **Reply #7 on:** Jun 06, 2011, 12:26:29 AM »

That movie is already out? How much money was in the promotional budget? A buck fifty? Cause I've never even heard of it.

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Jun 06, 2011, 12:28:40 AM »

So Henry's Crime was that this movie was made.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #9 on:** Jun 06, 2011, 02:47:44 AM »

Oh god Keanu Reeves is sooooo hawt. I used to hook up with one guy just because he looked like him.
Now every-fucking-body says my husband looks like Keanu Reeves.... IM SORRY BUT NOPE. I don't see it at all, and yet everybody tells us the same. I'll never get it.
Anyways yes. Devil's advocate is my pr0n

jonhammstein · « **Reply #10 on:** Jun 06, 2011, 02:36:39 PM »

Honestly, I think Keanu is right where he belongs.

Do you ever go back and watch any of his old stuff? He's fucking hilarious, and I don't remember thinking that at first. It's only in retrospect.

He's like Nic Cage, but without the charisma.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #11 on:** Jun 07, 2011, 03:13:07 AM »

Not really....last movie I saw of him was that one with Sandra Bullock.....Lake House or somethign like that. It was fucking good too, shit what was the name.....(too lazy to google it)

Rama · « **Reply #12 on:** Jun 07, 2011, 11:25:15 AM »

The Lake House?

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Jun 07, 2011, 11:04:35 PM »

It was The Lake House.

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jun 06, 2011, 02:47:44 AM

Now every-fucking-body says my husband looks like Keanu Reeves.... IM SORRY BUT NOPE. I don't see it at all, and yet everybody tells us the same. I'll never get it.

A good 85% of the population think any dude with some mixed Asian heritage is Keanu Reeves. They have nothing else to fall back on. Well, maybe they would have had Brandon Lee... but, well, you know.

jonhammstein · « **Reply #14 on:** Jun 08, 2011, 02:26:39 AM »

You know who looks like Brandon Lee?

Rama.

I remember he used to have this photo of himself in his sig, and the resemblance was uncanny, right down to the leather and creepy clown makeup.

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Jun 09, 2011, 12:21:37 AM »

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #16 on:** Jun 09, 2011, 02:30:28 AM »

LOL NOPE.

I actually watched The Crow last night, he looks so hawt. You know who looks like him? Stuart Townsend

Fiero · « **Reply #17 on:** Jun 09, 2011, 10:26:14 AM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jun 09, 2011, 02:30:28 AM

LOL NOPE.

I actually watched The Crow last night, he looks so hawt. You know who looks like him? Stuart Townsend

I thought you meant like Keanu and I was worried. I've got to pay attention to the context clues.

Rama · « **Reply #18 on:** Jun 09, 2011, 11:37:18 AM »

Stuart Townsend played Joe once in a movie.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #19 on:** Jun 10, 2011, 12:36:20 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Jun 05, 2011, 04:36:16 AM

Yeah I said porked. I'm bringing that back.

Cool. I'll help.

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Jun 10, 2011, 09:47:53 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Jun 09, 2011, 11:37:18 AM

Stuart Townsend played Joe once in a movie.

The vampire LeStrat. Now with 50% more maple.

Rama · « **Reply #21 on:** Jun 11, 2011, 02:33:39 AM »

I am so glad someone got that.

jonhammstein · « **Reply #22 on:** Jun 11, 2011, 12:48:47 PM »

Thanks for not going the Tom Cruise route.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #23 on:** Jun 11, 2011, 08:19:43 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jun 10, 2011, 09:47:53 PM

Quote from: Rama on Jun 09, 2011, 11:37:18 AM
Stuart Townsend played Joe once in a movie.

The vampire LeStrat. Now with 50% more maple.

Hell yeah! i have that movie, so goooood

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Jun 13, 2011, 07:34:17 PM »

I like the part where he bites a pancake and sucks out its maple-blood.

Rama · « **Reply #25 on:** Jun 13, 2011, 08:29:33 PM »

And he is so polite. What with all the asking if he can suck their blood, and if they say no thanking them for their time and moving on.

B E C K · « **Reply #26 on:** Jun 14, 2011, 11:39:30 PM »

But then turning around and biting them anyway and telling them to have a nice day. Or at least that's what happened after he moved to Seattle.

Rama · « **Reply #27 on:** Jun 15, 2011, 01:29:00 AM »

I think the Vampire LeStrat has forgot what his Canadian roots are all aboot.

Fiero · « **Reply #28 on:** Jun 15, 2011, 02:01:09 AM »

Must have been sleepless.