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Osama bin Lama dead.
« on: May 01, 2011, 10:40:24 PM »
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-05-02/obama-to-announce-bin-laden-is-dead-in-white-house-address-official-says.html

So how do they really know they have bin Ladle is my question?  And why do I have the nagging suspicion Bargain bin laden's been dead and they just yanked him out of the freezer?  Also, why must Obama make a big address about it?  Just throw that shit on the news ticker and let's get on with our lives.

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Re: Osama bin Lama dead.
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2011, 11:34:13 PM »
As much as I like conspiracy theories, the bottom line is that this news is irrelevant.  Will this pull troops out of Afghanistan?  No.  Will this stop the TSA and profiling?  No.  Will this end the Patriot Act?  Fuck no.  Will Barry use this to campaign out his ass?  You better fucking believe it.

I just see this as nothing more than a distraction from real issues going on in the USA and the criminal NATO bombings. Oh and they just flew the fucking Blue Angel's over us in Maryland for fuck's sake.

It's pathetic how many people are currently rah-rahing this issue.   :nono:
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Re: Osama bin Lama dead.
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2011, 11:40:26 PM »
I think the world is probably a better place without Bin Laden in it, but I'm having real trouble being happy that another human being is dead.

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Re: Osama bin Lama dead.
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2011, 12:15:26 AM »
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-05-02/obama-to-announce-bin-laden-is-dead-in-white-house-address-official-says.html

So how do they really know they have bin Ladle is my question?  And why do I have the nagging suspicion Bargain bin laden's been dead and they just yanked him out of the freezer?  Also, why must Obama make a big address about it?  Just throw that shit on the news ticker and let's get on with our lives.

 NBC reported  government scientists compared a blood sample from his corpse with some of his "genetic material" they had on file.

As much as I like conspiracy theories, the bottom line is that this news is irrelevant.  Will this pull troops out of Afghanistan?  No.  Will this stop the TSA and profiling?  No.  Will this end the Patriot Act?  Fuck no.  Will Barry use this to campaign out his ass?  You better fucking believe it.

I just see this as nothing more than a distraction from real issues going on in the USA and the criminal NATO bombings. Oh and they just flew the fucking Blue Angel's over us in Maryland for fuck's sake.

It's pathetic how many people are currently rah-rahing this issue.   :nono:

Yeah, this changes nothing but the fact that Obama gets to claim that he got rid of Osama is gonna piss off a lot Republicans. And I'm all for that.

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Re: Osama bin Lama dead.
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2011, 02:05:11 AM »
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NBC reported  government scientists compared a blood sample from his corpse with some of his "genetic material" they had on file.

Yeah, this is what I don't get.  Aside from idea that commemorating this in anyway is like celebrating New Year's in July.  What "genetic material" could they have?  Spooge from Ground Zero?

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Re: Osama bin Lama dead.
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2011, 02:54:56 AM »
I think they said they got samples from one of Osama's relatives.

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« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2011, 08:54:19 AM »
I lol'd at the fact that it took them 10 years, billions of dollars down the drain and thousands of lives just to find a 70 year old guy.
I lol'd at the government getting rid of the body by dumping it into the sea, no evidence now, but "lol we r the goverment, we never lie 2 u, trust us"
I also lol'd at the fact that Obama is now almost a definite win for the 2nd term due to this, while people forget who was the one who put the "pillars"on this whole thing
And lastly, I just lol'd cause I dont give a crap about politics and yet I'm talking about it right now.

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Re: Osama bin Lama dead.
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2011, 10:57:36 AM »
I am calling Bravo Sierra. They should've suspended his body from a cage over the WTC site.
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Re: Osama bin Lama dead.
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2011, 02:01:49 PM »
I also lol'd at the fact that Obama is now almost a definite win for the 2nd term due to this, while people forget who was the one who put the "pillars"on this whole thing

You really think so?  I see whoever the Republicans choose to have way more of an impact on Bammie's 2nd term chances than this.
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Re: Osama bin Lama dead.
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2011, 02:13:01 PM »
I lol'd at the government getting rid of the body by dumping it into the sea, no evidence now, but "lol we r the goverment, we never lie 2 u, trust us"

They gave him enough respect to follow Muslim tradition that states he must be buried within 24 hours, but apparently no country (at least that the USA was going to work with) was willing to take the body to be buried, and I think most Americans would not want him buried on US soil, so dump him in the sea and let the bottom feeders have him. I also figure that if they had buried him here, some insane zealots would come and try to steal the body. This way, there's no way they can do that.
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Re: Osama bin Lama dead.
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2011, 02:50:11 PM »
This is hardly a distraction, as this one man was the focus of ten years' worth of US foreign policy. I just wish they'd kept the focus narrow instead of using it as the half-assed reasoning for going outside the scope of al-Qaeda and into Iraq and Libya. As for what it's worth, it might help take the wind out of the sails of war and help get our people home quicker.

Throwing the body away was stupid. Not only for the visual verification, but for possible trade-in value. If nothing else they could have filmed it being thrown into a pig pen to a bunch of starved hogs.
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Re: Osama bin Lama dead.
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2011, 03:33:27 PM »
You show you are not a monster by doing what he most certainly would not do, showing respect for someone who clearly deserves none.
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Re: Osama bin Lama dead.
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2011, 04:11:28 PM »
Yeah I agree. I some how doubt if Al Qaeda had killed one of our leaders they would have shown the same respect. More likely something like what Rodent suggested would have happened, and that's why we shouldn't do it.
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« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2011, 04:30:55 PM »
They'd probably parade his body around the cities while pelting it with rocks.
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« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2011, 08:32:04 PM »
Take the high road all you want. I still wish we could have put his ass in stocks and give everyone in the country a chance to kick him in the balls.
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« Reply #15 on: May 02, 2011, 09:50:23 PM »
Take the high road all you want. I still wish we could have put his ass in stocks and give everyone in the country a chance to kick him in the balls.

I'm not saying I wouldn't find some pleasure from this, but I'm glad we did what we did instead.
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« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2011, 04:14:17 PM »
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I've been hearing a lot of people say we should have gave him a fair trial, that if we celebrate his death we're not much better than he was.

First off, it would be very conservatively "you're with us or you're with them" to say that people who feel that way are a bunch of terrorist lovers. and I really don't feel like invoking Dubya.

In any case, I am going to celebrate a little. And I am going to gloat a little. And I am going to engage in bit of blind patriotic flag waving.

First off, the guy pulled a gun on the troops. If a bunch of people are aiming guns at you, and you aim one back, you're gonna get shot. Second, this guy was a religious fanatic hell bent on destroying people because they're A) white, B) from western nations, C) didn't worship allah in his strict way, D) didn't follow strict islamic laws, E) didn't follow him. If he had his way strict islamic law would rule the world and all christians, jews, and other religious followers would be slaves or dead.

In my mind the prick deserves to be dead.
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Re: Osama bin Lama dead.
« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2011, 04:21:16 PM »
I also lol'd at the fact that Obama is now almost a definite win for the 2nd term due to this, while people forget who was the one who put the "pillars"on this whole thing
Who was the one who put the pillars on this thing? Bushie Jr? He had 7 years to find the guy and never did. Let's give credit where it's due. Not that I'm going to instantly go out and vote for Obama now, but he had more to do with this than Bush did.

the criminal NATO bombings.
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« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2011, 04:37:45 PM »
He sought to destroy you even if you are Muslim, but not the same sort of Muslim that he is.

I'm not saying I didn't celebrate a little bit. I did, in my own way. One terror is removed. Now we have to deal with the rest.
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« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2011, 07:16:39 PM »
I also lol'd at the fact that Obama is now almost a definite win for the 2nd term due to this, while people forget who was the one who put the "pillars"on this whole thing
Who was the one who put the pillars on this thing? Bushie Jr? He had 7 years to find the guy and never did. Let's give credit where it's due. Not that I'm going to instantly go out and vote for Obama now, but he had more to do with this than Bush did.
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« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2011, 01:54:15 AM »
I went out that night wearing a captain america shirt and brought this cute ginger chick home where I boned her for AMERICA!

I knew panties would be droppin like Osama.

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« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2011, 01:56:04 AM »
I had my Captain America shield in the trunk too, but I didn't bring it inside.  There just weren't that many people out partying as I thought there would be. 

Fuckin hipsters and their non conformist anti american dogma.

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« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2011, 09:45:23 AM »
you sir are a real american! FUCK YEAH!

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« Reply #23 on: May 11, 2011, 12:08:48 AM »
Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.

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