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Happy Earth Day!
« on: Apr 21, 2011, 11:55:33 PM »
In order to save water, we should all poop in our backyards for the day.   :poo:

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Re: Happy Earth Day!
« Reply #1 on: Apr 22, 2011, 01:33:42 AM »
Are you going to?

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Re: Happy Earth Day!
« Reply #2 on: Apr 22, 2011, 03:22:24 AM »

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Re: Happy Earth Day!
« Reply #3 on: Apr 22, 2011, 07:55:42 PM »
Are you going to?

No, a stray dog did it.  Or at least that's what I'll tell the neighbors.

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Re: Happy Earth Day!
« Reply #4 on: Apr 22, 2011, 08:00:42 PM »

That message was beautiful.  But yeah, I don't care about leaving future generations a beautiful planet.  I'd like to leave behind a beautiful planet that eventually turns on future generations to preserve its beautiful beauty, perhaps by unleasing a mega virus that cleanses the planet.  Now, back to the backyard.

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Re: Happy Earth Day!
« Reply #5 on: Apr 22, 2011, 10:53:56 PM »
I'll see your Earth Day and raise you Captain Planet.
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Re: Happy Earth Day!
« Reply #6 on: Apr 22, 2011, 11:30:50 PM »
Remember Captain Pollution?
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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Re: Happy Earth Day!
« Reply #7 on: Apr 23, 2011, 12:02:44 AM »
Nope.  Unless that was the name of that inverse Captain Planet.  Then, yes.

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Re: Happy Earth Day!
« Reply #8 on: Apr 23, 2011, 02:23:28 AM »
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42711922/ns/technology_and_science-science/


Fun Earth Day Fact:  Co-founder Ira Einhorn killed and turned his girlfriend into compost. 
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Re: Happy Earth Day!
« Reply #9 on: Apr 23, 2011, 04:53:30 AM »
I just hurt my arm today in the gym.

Apparently Earth Day is unlucky for us who hail from higher planes.

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Re: Happy Earth Day!
« Reply #10 on: Apr 23, 2011, 08:52:25 PM »
Get a little closer let it fold
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Re: Happy Earth Day!
« Reply #11 on: Apr 23, 2011, 10:51:14 PM »
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42711922/ns/technology_and_science-science/


Fun Earth Day Fact:  Co-founder Ira Einhorn killed and turned his girlfriend into compost. 

*snicker* Gaylord.



Anyone else want to see them do it?

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Re: Happy Earth Day!
« Reply #12 on: Apr 23, 2011, 10:58:45 PM »
Wait, that guy was called "the Unicorn Killer"?  Heh, who's really gaylord now, huh?   :raiseeyebrow:

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Re: Happy Earth Day!
« Reply #13 on: Apr 24, 2011, 01:09:22 AM »
Haha apparently his hippie name was "Unicorn" because his last name, Einhorn, translated to "one horn".
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Re: Happy Earth Day!
« Reply #14 on: Apr 24, 2011, 08:15:39 AM »
Piece of shit Earth, it almost made me move out from this place. I'll go burn some coal now

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Re: Happy Earth Day!
« Reply #15 on: Apr 24, 2011, 10:20:37 PM »
Haha apparently his hippie name was "Unicorn" because his last name, Einhorn, translated to "one horn".

Also, he taped a butter knife to his head and stabbed people.