Author Topic: WB to reboot movie Batman...AGAIN. (Read 17724 times)

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #30 on:** Apr 18, 2011, 01:40:26 AM »

Quote from: Fiero on Apr 18, 2011, 12:09:07 AM

Quote from: joerammstein on Apr 17, 2011, 04:39:54 PM
I don't understand all this Will Smith jargon. Did he make an announcement about something recently, or are we just still riffing on Karate Kid and I Whip My Hair Back and Forth?

Yep.

AND HIS FUCKING DAUGHTER AS ANNIE.

omg i was so mad when i found out. i wish i was the president of the US just so i could send them to guantanamo

Fiero · « **Reply #31 on:** Apr 18, 2011, 12:21:12 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Apr 18, 2011, 01:40:26 AM

Quote from: Fiero on Apr 18, 2011, 12:09:07 AM
Quote from: joerammstein on Apr 17, 2011, 04:39:54 PM
I don't understand all this Will Smith jargon. Did he make an announcement about something recently, or are we just still riffing on Karate Kid and I Whip My Hair Back and Forth?

Yep.

AND HIS FUCKING DAUGHTER AS ANNIE.

omg i was so mad when i found out. i wish i was the president of the US just so i could send them to guantanamo

They gotta have an Annie for the black folks now.

blanktoe · « **Reply #32 on:** Apr 18, 2011, 12:55:18 PM »

It worked for the Wizard of the Oz.

B E C K · « **Reply #33 on:** Apr 18, 2011, 02:57:24 PM »

Quote from: Fiero on Apr 18, 2011, 12:09:07 AM

Quote from: joerammstein on Apr 17, 2011, 04:39:54 PM
I don't understand all this Will Smith jargon. Did he make an announcement about something recently, or are we just still riffing on Karate Kid and I Whip My Hair Back and Forth?

Yep.

Also, Faye's smarting from the Annie remake starring Willow. That, along with I Am Legend and Karate Kid, it show a disturbing propensity of whoring a property and casting a Smith in the lead role.

Semi-related but coming soon... Bad Boys 3 and Men In Black 3. Added together, they make Bad Men in Black 33.

joe · « **Reply #34 on:** Apr 18, 2011, 03:20:04 PM »

Rama · « **Reply #35 on:** Apr 19, 2011, 12:08:37 AM »

Annie was a Peck?

B E C K · « **Reply #36 on:** Apr 19, 2011, 12:40:23 AM »

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #37 on:** Apr 19, 2011, 09:15:13 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Apr 18, 2011, 02:57:24 PM

Also, Faye's smarting from the Annie remake starring Willow. That, along with I Am Legend and Karate Kid, it show a disturbing propensity of whoring a property and casting a Smith in the lead role.

Semi-related but coming soon... Bad Boys 3 and Men In Black 3. Added together, they make Bad Men in Black 33.

And the effing Night Shamalyan's (sp?) movie that all of them will be in it except the daughter. argh. A POX ON THEE, WILL SMITH

B E C K · « **Reply #38 on:** Apr 19, 2011, 12:48:39 PM »

What's that one called?

Fiero · « **Reply #39 on:** Apr 19, 2011, 03:18:46 PM »

According to Faye's post, it is called "A Pox on Thee, Will Smith."

Rama · « **Reply #40 on:** Apr 19, 2011, 03:45:15 PM »

I'd watch that.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #41 on:** Apr 19, 2011, 08:25:23 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Apr 19, 2011, 12:48:39 PM

What's that one called?

Don't know. I only know that Will Smith and his son will be acting, and the wife will do something behind the scenes. It'll probably suck like every other Night Shmajsdkndj movie (except for Signs, obviously)

joe · « **Reply #42 on:** Apr 19, 2011, 10:40:31 PM »

I have the feeling Will Smith sees Shyamalan as a sort of pet project, where his ego is telling him that he has the clout to redeem M. Night in the eyes of all his detractors.

B E C K · « **Reply #43 on:** Apr 20, 2011, 01:09:29 AM »

I want to taste his delicious failure. Shyamalan, bring down the entire Smith family with your aura of suckness! I'm counting on j00!

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #44 on:** Apr 20, 2011, 09:46:35 AM »

Will Smith is the best. I'd support him in any traditionally white role so long as being white isn't somehow integral to the story (like the story of the Klan, Hitler ...)

Casting anyone related to Batman as Batman Beyond would be a fucking unnaceptable tragedy as it would give legitimacy to the bull fucking bull fucking shit shit that is the Justice League episode where that douche who I now can't diss too much because he died who had nothing to do with Batman Beyond just retconned that bull shit genetic link in there and marginalized everything that Batman Beyond stood for.

Rama · « **Reply #45 on:** Apr 20, 2011, 10:45:19 AM »

Quote from: aDam on Apr 20, 2011, 09:46:35 AM

Will Smith is the best. I'd support him in any traditionally white role so long as being white isn't somehow integral to the story (like the story of the Klan, Hitler ...)

This summer...Will Smith is HITLER!

Fiero · « **Reply #46 on:** Apr 20, 2011, 03:34:54 PM »

This summer... WILL SMITH IS GENGHIS KHAN!

B E C K · « **Reply #47 on:** Apr 20, 2011, 10:37:57 PM »

Quote from: aDam on Apr 20, 2011, 09:46:35 AM

Casting anyone related to Batman as Batman Beyond would be a fucking unnaceptable tragedy as it would give legitimacy to the bull fucking bull fucking shit shit that is the Justice League episode where that douche who I now can't diss too much because he died who had nothing to do with Batman Beyond just retconned that bull shit genetic link in there and marginalized everything that Batman Beyond stood for.

Quote from: Fiero on Apr 20, 2011, 03:34:54 PM

This summer... WILL SMITH IS GENGHIS KHAN!

I would prefer this to getting Mickey Rourke as Genghis Khan. Weird-looking face != Azzzzin

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #48 on:** Apr 21, 2011, 06:45:12 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Apr 20, 2011, 01:09:29 AM

I want to taste his delicious failure. Shyamalan, bring down the entire Smith family with your aura of suckness! I'm counting on j00!

I want to taste it too

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #49 on:** Apr 21, 2011, 08:00:22 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Apr 20, 2011, 10:37:57 PM

The Justice League episode "Epilogue" is considered by many fans to be the true finale to Batman Beyond. In this episode Dwayne McDuffie, who didn't write any episodes of Batman Beyond, decided to retcon Terry's background and make him a half clone of Batman, essentially his son, which marginalises the entire concept. Then he died and people said good things about him while I bit my tongue.

Also they can put anyone in a Ghengis Khan movie and it won't suck like Mongol did.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #50 on:** Apr 21, 2011, 09:46:50 AM »

The biggest sin of that episode is what they did to the Wall. She was basically portrayed as Ol' Mammy in that.

Fiero · « **Reply #51 on:** Apr 21, 2011, 03:40:22 PM »

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Apr 21, 2011, 09:46:50 AM

The biggest sin of that episode is what they did to the Wall. She was basically portrayed as Ol' Mammy in that.

For truthery. Throughout Justice League, she became one of my favorite characters, almost certainly my favorite non-super-powered character. If there was someway to see an animated version of Suicide Squad vs Secret Six I would die happy.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #52 on:** Apr 21, 2011, 05:34:40 PM »

Amanda Waller in that post-crisis Suicide Squad in the eighties was pure gold. This was the classic image of her that has always stuck in my mind:

She don't take nobody's shit!

Fiero · « **Reply #53 on:** Apr 21, 2011, 06:05:22 PM »

She's the goddamn Wall!

blanktoe · « **Reply #54 on:** Apr 21, 2011, 06:20:52 PM »

Quote from: aDam on Apr 21, 2011, 08:00:22 AM

Quote from: B E C K on Apr 20, 2011, 10:37:57 PM

The Justice League episode "Epilogue" is considered by many fans to be the true finale to Batman Beyond. In this episode Dwayne McDuffie, who didn't write any episodes of Batman Beyond, decided to retcon Terry's background and make him a half clone of Batman, essentially his son, which marginalises the entire concept. Then he died and people said good things about him while I bit my tongue.

Also they can put anyone in a Ghengis Khan movie and it won't suck like Mongol did.

And he fucked up Ben 10.

B E C K · « **Reply #55 on:** Apr 21, 2011, 11:42:21 PM »

Quote from: aDam on Apr 21, 2011, 08:00:22 AM

Quote from: B E C K on Apr 20, 2011, 10:37:57 PM

The Justice League episode "Epilogue" is considered by many fans to be the true finale to Batman Beyond. In this episode Dwayne McDuffie, who didn't write any episodes of Batman Beyond, decided to retcon Terry's background and make him a half clone of Batman, essentially his son, which marginalises the entire concept. Then he died and people said good things about him while I bit my tongue.

Also they can put anyone in a Ghengis Khan movie and it won't suck like Mongol did.

Ohhhh, that's what you're still on about. Yeah, I hated that shit, too.

Also, I liked Mongol. Sowwy.