Author Topic: Penis Size World Map (Read 9878 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Mar 28, 2011, 01:02:22 AM »

From http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/the-rice-bowl/penis-size-world-map. Maps themselves at the link.

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Well, finally. Thank you targetmap.com, a website with customized data maps, for a long overdue look at penis sizes around the world. (Hat tip to the Shanghaiist blog for first pointing it out to us). But before you get all excited, let me just tell you that Asia does not fare exceedingly well.

According to this interactive map, all of the world's least well-endowed countries are located there, with South Korea bringing up the rear at 3.8 inches. India and Thailand and Cambodia go head to head (to head), each coming in at a solid 4 inches. China's little soldiers, ranking 4.3 inches on average, are a good match for the average Japanese Capt. Winkie (also 4.3). But the real weenies seem to be in the Congo (7.1 inches), with Ecuador not far behind (6.9 inches).

And in case you're still unsure of which country you'd like to visit next, get a load of this: Another map that attempts to correlate penis size with IQ — two things that, in the case of China and Africa, appear to be inversely correlated. Titillating.

joe · « **Reply #1 on:** Mar 28, 2011, 01:05:30 AM »

Flaccid or erect?

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Mar 28, 2011, 01:37:30 AM »

For all of those poor women in the Congo, I'm hoping it's "erect".

joe · « **Reply #3 on:** Mar 28, 2011, 02:05:00 AM »

Rama · « **Reply #4 on:** Mar 28, 2011, 02:36:36 AM »

Don't you guys remember that's how that book ended. The guys beat the crazed Apes to death with their erect penises.

Actually that might have been better to be honest.

Fiero · « **Reply #5 on:** Mar 28, 2011, 03:36:34 PM »

I'd say this is erect size. I doubt most men want to have their flaccid penis measured. You've got to make it look good for the tape measure. I'm also glad to know I'm a bit above average for my country.

Fiero · « **Reply #6 on:** Mar 28, 2011, 05:44:42 PM »

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=5285

Alllllrighttt.

joe · « **Reply #7 on:** Mar 28, 2011, 08:59:14 PM »

Naturally occurring or augmented?

Fiero · « **Reply #8 on:** Mar 28, 2011, 09:04:25 PM »

Quote from: joerammstein on Mar 28, 2011, 08:59:14 PM

Naturally occurring or augmented?

Unspecified.

IDE · « **Reply #9 on:** Mar 28, 2011, 10:45:20 PM »

Augmented? With like a laser targeting sight?

joe · « **Reply #10 on:** Mar 28, 2011, 10:58:17 PM »

Yeah, and those mudflaps with the reclining chick silhouette.

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Mar 29, 2011, 12:31:26 AM »

Boo, titty-map never loaded.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #12 on:** Apr 17, 2011, 08:55:02 AM »

Poor japs. Hottest asians, smallest penises. You can never have it all

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Apr 18, 2011, 03:25:51 PM »

Or in this case, over three inches.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #14 on:** Apr 19, 2011, 09:18:40 AM »

I have to say I'm surprised that Ecuador is that high up. My question is why? Most of them are indians from Peru, shouldnt Peru be up there too? or we got fucked over by having more european ancestors then? This should be on an X Files episode

Fiero · « **Reply #15 on:** Apr 19, 2011, 03:15:27 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Apr 19, 2011, 09:18:40 AM

I have to say I'm surprised that Ecuador is that high up. My question is why? Most of them are indians from Peru, shouldnt Peru be up there too? or we got fucked over by having more european ancestors then? This should be on an X Files episode

Maybe on the Lone Gunmen.

Rama · « **Reply #16 on:** Apr 19, 2011, 03:37:36 PM »

I miss that show. I really liked it, so of course it was canceled after the first season. And then they went and killed them in the X-files.

Fiero · « **Reply #17 on:** Apr 19, 2011, 05:07:39 PM »

Damn it. I haven't gotten that far yet.

But how often do spin-offs really work? Joannie Loves Chachi, I suppose did okay. EDIT: No it didn't, never mind.

Oh, Frasier. Frasier is the only example I am certain is correct.

Rama · « **Reply #18 on:** Apr 19, 2011, 05:41:19 PM »

Laverne & Shirley was a spin off of Happy Days. So was Mork and Mindy.

The Jefferson's from All in The Family

Xena from Hercules

Torchwood from Doctor Who

The Colbert Report from the Daily Show

and Fraiser like you said

Fiero · « **Reply #19 on:** Apr 19, 2011, 07:43:22 PM »

L&S - 8, very successful
M&M - 4, fairly successful
The Jeffersons (I forgot about this one, I love All in the Family) - 11, damn successful
Xena: Warrior Princess- 6, very successful
Torchwood - 4, pretty successful
Colbert Report - 6, very successful
Frasier - 11 - damn successful

Hmmm.... Okay, yeah, you're right on all those. But Frasier is still one of the best examples.

In modern age (let's say last ten years), how many successful spin-offs have their been? You mentioned Torchwood and Colbert Report.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #20 on:** Apr 19, 2011, 08:23:50 PM »

fuck yeah Xena!

I hate Kelsey Grammer, hes a fucking DOUCHEBAG

Rama · « **Reply #21 on:** Apr 19, 2011, 11:34:20 PM »

Yeah it's harder to get a spin off to take now days. Happy Days had 5 Spin-Offs if you can believe that. All in the Family had 2.

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Apr 20, 2011, 01:06:23 AM »

Here's a cheat sheet: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spin-off_(media)

Fiero · « **Reply #23 on:** Apr 20, 2011, 03:40:22 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Apr 19, 2011, 08:23:50 PM

fuck yeah Xena!

I hate Kelsey Grammer, hes a fucking DOUCHEBAG

I don't comprehend the sentence. The man is hilarious. Surely his humor overcomes any level douchebagginess.

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Apr 20, 2011, 10:31:17 PM »

"Funny" yes. "Hi-larious" might be a bit of an overstatement.

Rama · « **Reply #25 on:** Apr 21, 2011, 12:01:25 AM »

Yeah, I mean he's not Carrot Top.

joe · « **Reply #26 on:** Apr 21, 2011, 03:10:35 AM »

Kelsey Grammar is a laugh riot.

But not intentionally.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #27 on:** Apr 21, 2011, 06:43:13 AM »

Quote from: Fiero on Apr 20, 2011, 03:40:22 PM

I don't comprehend the sentence. The man is hilarious. Surely his humor overcomes any level douchebagginess.

Well, its because of what he did with his now ex wife Camille. They were together for 13 years and he fucking called her one day, out of the blue and told her it was over. The worst part is that it was aaaall filmed by the real housewives. So yeah, while she was telling everybody she loved him, etc etc, he was out in NY screwing some fly hostess or whatever she is. Disgusting

Fiero · « **Reply #28 on:** Apr 21, 2011, 03:45:20 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Apr 21, 2011, 06:43:13 AM

Quote from: Fiero on Apr 20, 2011, 03:40:22 PM
I don't comprehend the sentence. The man is hilarious. Surely his humor overcomes any level douchebagginess.

Well, its because of what he did with his now ex wife Camille. They were together for 13 years and he fucking called her one day, out of the blue and told her it was over. The worst part is that it was aaaall filmed by the real housewives. So yeah, while she was telling everybody she loved him, etc etc, he was out in NY screwing some fly hostess or whatever she is. Disgusting

I ignore the personal lives of celebrities unless it's pushed into my face. This was not, I didn't even know.

Doesn't matter, Frasier is an awesome fucking show.

B E C K · « **Reply #29 on:** Apr 21, 2011, 11:44:27 PM »

Yeah, I try to ignore their personal lives and views, too. Including most reality shows w/ celebs. It just interferes with my entertainment.