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« Reply #90 on: Aug 20, 2004, 07:28:27 PM »
I'd actually like the 'jacked off in my sleep' thing, but the impregnating themselves with my cum . .  no.
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« Reply #91 on: Aug 21, 2004, 12:50:28 PM »
has the name of that movie with alicia silverstone, i think its "crush", yeah, where she grabbed a used condom of the old guy and put all the shit inside herself, just to make it look like she was rapped. thats NAAASTY

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« Reply #92 on: Aug 21, 2004, 04:09:37 PM »
It's funny because your typo sorta sends that one out of context...yet it could be the premise of "You Got Served! 2" or my favorite title, "You Got Served...AGAIN!"

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« Reply #93 on: Aug 24, 2004, 01:45:11 PM »
Or "Are You Being Served?"

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« Reply #94 on: Aug 24, 2004, 02:36:47 PM »
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Or "Are You Being Served?"
I fucking hate that fucking show.  Fucking brit fuckers.
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« Reply #95 on: Aug 25, 2004, 02:09:23 AM »
Boo!  Those Brits are awesome.  I want hair like Mrs. Slokam... if I ever live to be that fucking old anyway...

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« Reply #96 on: Aug 25, 2004, 07:48:26 AM »
Red Dwarf's good enough for me.  If I want to watch PBS any other time, it's for the Red  Green Show, bizatch!
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« Reply #97 on: Aug 25, 2004, 12:20:08 PM »
Somehow Captain Peacock asking some society doyenne, "Madam, are you being owned?" just doesn't have the same effect.  
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« Reply #98 on: Aug 25, 2004, 09:22:11 PM »
I loved that show. In tenth grade, that's all the TV I watched... mainly since I was under punishment, so I was only allowed an hour of TV... and since I lacked Cable too... :(
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« Reply #99 on: Aug 26, 2004, 01:38:07 AM »
"under punishment".  Sounds kinky.  Did someone spank you while you watched it?
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« Reply #100 on: Aug 26, 2004, 02:53:04 AM »
I imagine he put peanut butter on his arse so his dog would.
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« Reply #101 on: Aug 26, 2004, 03:06:54 AM »
"Under punishment." Doesn't anyone just say "grounded" anymore?  

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« Reply #102 on: Aug 26, 2004, 03:28:22 AM »
Under punishment also sounds kinkier, if that matters at all.
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« Reply #103 on: Aug 26, 2004, 10:51:14 AM »
Read that as "udder punishment"  :blink:

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« Reply #104 on: Aug 26, 2004, 05:11:01 PM »
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Somehow Captain Peacock asking some society doyenne, "Madam, are you being owned?" just doesn't have the same effect.
"Captain Peacock"? LOL sounds like the name of a pr0n actor!

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« Reply #105 on: Aug 27, 2004, 01:57:53 AM »
:lol:  No!  The mental images!  No!!

I guess it could've been worse... (any joke involving Mr. Humphries, British predecessor of Carson Kressley.)

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« Reply #106 on: Aug 27, 2004, 09:29:41 AM »
The train strike episode where they had to spend the night in the store:

"MR. HUMPHRIES, LEAVE MY PUSSY ALONE!!!!"   :lol:  
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« Reply #107 on: Sep 02, 2007, 03:00:29 PM »
Holy crap.  Okay, so I had a birthday recently, I get to bump this shit up.  I don't know why I didn't post this back then, but I was watching that episode several years ago and my mom heard that line and was all "What the hell are you watching?"

Damn, three year old birthday thread.  I feel teh old, much like Faye will feel soon enough.  What the hell was I doing three years ago?  I moved into the devil house, still working at LJS, and going to school for the shit of it at the time.  Oh, I had restarted my story at that time as well.  It was the most amazing thing ever, because I had gone through several years of writer's brain fart.  This story in particular been an ongoing project ever since I was six years old and I started getting a bunch of ideas all the sudden.  Right now I have about three gigs worth of bits and pieces in Wordpad, four sketchbooks of designs, and three small notebooks full of various notes.  (Because if I don't write something down, I've almost certainly lost it forever.)  And I still like watching British stuff on PBS on Sunday nights when I can manage it.

Also, I choose to blame toe's disappearance from here on Doug.   :laugh:

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« Reply #108 on: Sep 02, 2007, 03:02:07 PM »
Oh yeah, and I'd still fuck my unrelated dobbleganger!   ;D