Author Topic: Nuri birthday thread (Read 34690 times)

ekerou etaou · « **Reply #60 on:** Aug 17, 2004, 02:28:09 PM »

i can't even imagine doing that though...
it'd be a tad awkward... especially the whole 'getting your rib removed' part

Fiero · « **Reply #61 on:** Aug 17, 2004, 05:06:23 PM »

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i can't even imagine doing that though...
it'd be a tad awkward... especially the whole 'getting your rib removed' part

I was thinking the akward part would be the 'Putting your own dick in your mouth' section.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #62 on:** Aug 17, 2004, 05:14:16 PM »

It depends on how it was my double. Like if it was my twin then no way but if I like.. travled 1 hour back in time then that's not gay it's more like masturbating and I would not ever do myself in the A.

And I consider myself to be a very attractive man but I'm not gay so I don't look for someone who looks like me in a mate. Not a girl equivalent 'cause I'd be way too tall for a chick for my taste.

The D · « **Reply #63 on:** Aug 17, 2004, 09:38:46 PM »

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I've watched women masturbate.

Porn videos, right?

Fiero · « **Reply #64 on:** Aug 17, 2004, 09:49:09 PM »

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I've watched women masturbate.

Porn videos, right?

Girlfriends, friend's girlfriends, old girlfriends who weren't sexually active when I met them but tried to tempt me into there beds by masturbating in front of me, old girlfriend's friends, etc.

The D · « **Reply #65 on:** Aug 17, 2004, 09:50:51 PM »

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old girlfriends who weren't sexually active when I met them but tried to tempt me into there beds by masturbating in front of me

And you said no? What the fuck were you thinking?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #66 on:** Aug 17, 2004, 09:56:59 PM »

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friend's girlfriends, old girlfriends who weren't sexually active when I met them but tried to tempt me into there beds by masturbating in front of me, old girlfriend's friends, etc.

friends' girlfriends???WHHJJJJJJAAT??!! how comeeee

Fiero · « **Reply #67 on:** Aug 17, 2004, 09:57:44 PM »

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friend's girlfriends, old girlfriends who weren't sexually active when I met them but tried to tempt me into there beds by masturbating in front of me, old girlfriend's friends, etc.
friends' girlfriends???WHHJJJJJJAAT??!! how comeeee

They're called whores, Daniella.

B E C K · « **Reply #68 on:** Aug 17, 2004, 09:58:13 PM »

It wouldn't be incest if it were just your completely unrelated double.

Fiero · « **Reply #69 on:** Aug 17, 2004, 09:59:22 PM »

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It wouldn't be incest if it were just your completely unrelated double.

Sounds like someone wants to find a reason to fuck one's self.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #70 on:** Aug 17, 2004, 10:01:31 PM »

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friend's girlfriends, old girlfriends who weren't sexually active when I met them but tried to tempt me into there beds by masturbating in front of me, old girlfriend's friends, etc.
friends' girlfriends???WHHJJJJJJAAT??!! how comeeee
They're called whores, Daniella.

wait ok, so your friends were there when they gfs did it in front of u?

Fiero · « **Reply #71 on:** Aug 17, 2004, 10:05:28 PM »

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friend's girlfriends, old girlfriends who weren't sexually active when I met them but tried to tempt me into there beds by masturbating in front of me, old girlfriend's friends, etc.
friends' girlfriends???WHHJJJJJJAAT??!! how comeeee
They're called whores, Daniella.
wait ok, so your friends were there when they gfs did it in front of u?

Maybe once or twice, they were all whores. 75% of the women I've dated are whores. And I've never had intercourse with any of them.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #72 on:** Aug 17, 2004, 10:10:43 PM »

so THATS why u dont like to drink!
i understand. one of my friend is HOT AS HELL, i mean, hes even a model for abercrombie. but he is a virgin and he doesnt drink cause hes afraid the girls are gonna jump all over him while hes drunk.

B E C K · « **Reply #73 on:** Aug 17, 2004, 10:26:44 PM »

Ha ha, that's one of the funniest things I've heard.

Why do you date so many whores, Fiero?

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #74 on:** Aug 17, 2004, 10:32:41 PM »

w1ld stuff! I usually have to pay for that kind of show.

Fiero · « **Reply #75 on:** Aug 17, 2004, 10:43:19 PM »

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Ha ha, that's one of the funniest things I've heard.

Why do you date so many whores, Fiero?

Because every woman I've met until Cecilia was a fucking whore.

B E C K · « **Reply #76 on:** Aug 18, 2004, 03:07:42 PM »

So you dated them anyway? Or were you just set up on dates with them or something?

Fiero · « **Reply #77 on:** Aug 18, 2004, 07:47:58 PM »

Some of them I went out with for months, some of them weren't openly whores when I was dating them, but became whores later, about 90% of them now have children. It's a strange life.

B E C K · « **Reply #78 on:** Aug 18, 2004, 09:58:55 PM »

Ew! Whores with kids!

Fiero · « **Reply #79 on:** Aug 18, 2004, 10:13:52 PM »

I dated a girl who was fourteen and had a kid by her stepfather (rape, she says, I wonder still), I knew whe was a whore, yet I still didn't fuck her. Maybe that's why she went out with me three times. Gawd I was a fucking loser. I'm glad I didn't fuck her though, I'd probally have herpes or someshit now if I had.

Gwynn · « **Reply #80 on:** Aug 18, 2004, 10:40:28 PM »

hip hip herpes! errr umm..hurray!

B E C K · « **Reply #81 on:** Aug 18, 2004, 11:40:40 PM »

Your penis would totally be rotted off by now... Sometimes being molested makes them into whorey ones...

Fiero · « **Reply #82 on:** Aug 19, 2004, 07:46:05 AM »

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Your penis would totally be rotted off by now... Sometimes being molested makes them into whorey ones...

It's true. And fucking sad, she was a nice girl, too. For a whore.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #83 on:** Aug 19, 2004, 06:56:50 PM »

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Ew! Whores with kids!

i would DIE if one of my exes had kids...i dont know why, but i would just do

Fiero · « **Reply #84 on:** Aug 19, 2004, 09:27:26 PM »

It can't be as bad for girls, you don't have to worry if it's yours. Of course, I don't really either, but sometimes I wonder if they collected my semen in the night to impregnate themselves.

ekerou etaou · « **Reply #85 on:** Aug 19, 2004, 10:33:48 PM »

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It can't be as bad for girls, you don't have to worry if it's yours. Of course, I don't really either, but sometimes I wonder if they collected my semen in the night to impregnate themselves.

yeah, that same thing happened to me a couple of times last week. it's a bitch

Fiero · « **Reply #86 on:** Aug 19, 2004, 10:42:28 PM »

Where you thought they were sneaking into your room at night, pulling down your pants, whacking you off in your sleep and taking the cum so they could impregnate themselves?

ekerou etaou · « **Reply #87 on:** Aug 20, 2004, 06:29:40 AM »

yeah, something like that.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #88 on:** Aug 20, 2004, 08:53:20 AM »

That's why they call 'em "succubi".

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #89 on:** Aug 20, 2004, 11:05:01 AM »

ewwwww

Author Topic: Nuri birthday thread (Read 34690 times)

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