Don't forget "not able to get real pussy".
What? So if I look at hentai once in a while, I can't get this "real pussy," but a person who looks at regular pr0n can get this "pussy"?
I was mocking the idea of looking at pr0n for mere "interest" (and the fact that that euphemism is very gay). In addition to that, I was just being a smartass. People kinda look at pr0n because they don't have the real thing in front of them that minute, you know. I don't give a flying winged shit about "regular pr0n" vs. hentai or whether or not people that look at pr0n can and can not get laid on a regular basis. Christ.
And why the heck is pussy in quotes?