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« on: Aug 06, 2004, 10:18:44 PM »
No one is!

Because Rick James is dead!


Noooooooo!!!!!!!!
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

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« Reply #1 on: Aug 06, 2004, 10:40:10 PM »
I hope Chapelle keeps him alive.
I can kill a small child with only a lick.

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« Reply #2 on: Aug 06, 2004, 11:10:25 PM »
o.o
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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« Reply #3 on: Aug 07, 2004, 07:32:33 AM »
He was an ugly motha fucka, though.
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« Reply #4 on: Aug 07, 2004, 08:02:28 AM »
But the ladies sure loved him.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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« Reply #5 on: Aug 07, 2004, 09:14:59 AM »
Because he had money.
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« Reply #6 on: Aug 07, 2004, 10:23:24 AM »
And because he was a super freak... super freak...


But to quote myself from another message board:

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Shut the fuck up! How did he die? <--- didn't read the article.


Ah man, and just when I was getting LESS annoyed with "What did the five fingers say to the face? Slap! I'm Rick James, bitch!" (believe me, if you were in my shoes where you heard it 235 times a day...)

The wife forgave the mistress for she only entertained.

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« Reply #7 on: Aug 07, 2004, 02:05:20 PM »
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But the ladies sure loved him.
Eh, only the ones addicted to crack, then he burned them.
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« Reply #8 on: Aug 07, 2004, 05:11:23 PM »
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I hope Chapelle keeps him alive.
even if chapelle doesn't...everyone who's ever watched chapelle's show will
Benjy, quit bellowing.

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« Reply #9 on: Aug 07, 2004, 09:58:04 PM »
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But the ladies sure loved him.
Eh, only the ones addicted to crack, then he burned them.
 :lol:


Eh, at least it wasn't Rick Springfield.   :ph34r:  

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« Reply #10 on: Aug 07, 2004, 10:05:11 PM »
i had the misfortune of seeing him in last vegas.  yeah...i think i'd prefer razor blades next time.
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« Reply #11 on: Aug 07, 2004, 10:05:49 PM »
Link near the bottom of Rick James article:

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/TV/08/07/h...e.ap/index.html

Well I feel a tad better.  While I was getting burglarized, so were the Hiltons.

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« Reply #12 on: Aug 07, 2004, 10:20:55 PM »
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Link near the bottom of Rick James article:

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/TV/08/07/h...e.ap/index.html

Well I feel a tad better.  While I was getting burglarized, so were the Hiltons.
serves them right.  damn those hiltons.  after that travesty of 'the simple life', they deserve to get burglarized.

...not that i watched it or anything.
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« Reply #13 on: Aug 08, 2004, 12:08:07 PM »
i cant believe some people here are making fun of a person that just died. thats FUCKED up.

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« Reply #14 on: Aug 08, 2004, 12:35:47 PM »
And?

He's dead. Doesn't mean you can't mock or criticize.  
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« Reply #15 on: Aug 08, 2004, 12:37:11 PM »
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i cant believe some people here are making fun of a person that just died. thats FUCKED up.
HE BURNED AND ABUSED WOMEN! I have no respect for that man. What, because the 9/11 terrorists are dead, we should be jackin on to thier name. Get some morals.
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« Reply #16 on: Aug 08, 2004, 01:21:37 PM »
Ah Tom, ever the hardcore feminist.
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« Reply #17 on: Aug 08, 2004, 02:49:42 PM »
I think everyone here knows I am a lesbian.
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« Reply #18 on: Aug 08, 2004, 03:04:46 PM »
That's hot!

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« Reply #19 on: Aug 08, 2004, 03:36:05 PM »
Yeah, I love lesbians.
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« Reply #20 on: Aug 08, 2004, 06:00:28 PM »
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i cant believe some people here are making fun of a person that just died. thats FUCKED up.
HE BURNED AND ABUSED WOMEN! I have no respect for that man. What, because the 9/11 terrorists are dead, we should be jackin on to thier name. Get some morals.
burned women? why, when how?

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« Reply #21 on: Aug 08, 2004, 06:05:05 PM »
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i cant believe some people here are making fun of a person that just died. thats FUCKED up.
HE BURNED AND ABUSED WOMEN! I have no respect for that man. What, because the 9/11 terrorists are dead, we should be jackin on to thier name. Get some morals.
burned women? why, when how?
...you're kidding!

http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,1085...tml?newsrellink

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In 1991, he was arrested after tying up a woman and burning her with a hot crack pipe while on a weeklong cocaine binge. In 1993, while out on bail for that earlier incident, a coked-up James tied up another woman at the St. James Club & Hotel in West Hollywood and beat her for 12 hours.

He was convicted of assault for holding the woman against her will (though he was acquitted on a torture charge that would've landed him life in prison) and served more than two years in state prison.
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« Reply #22 on: Aug 08, 2004, 06:42:00 PM »
Don't forget what he did to Eddie Murphy's couch!  Oh, and Charlie Murphy's face!
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« Reply #23 on: Aug 08, 2004, 06:48:29 PM »
They neva shoulda gave that nigga money!
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« Reply #24 on: Aug 08, 2004, 08:25:10 PM »
shit thats pretty fucked up, i didnt know about all that stuff

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« Reply #25 on: Aug 08, 2004, 09:27:05 PM »
yeah, just like the germans never knew about the concentration camps.
Benjy, quit bellowing.

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« Reply #26 on: Aug 08, 2004, 10:07:59 PM »
they didnt. they were told the jews went to a health spa.

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« Reply #27 on: Aug 09, 2004, 06:21:39 AM »
ah damn! that health spa trick gets 'em every time.
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« Reply #28 on: Aug 09, 2004, 08:25:35 AM »
Why did Paris keep thousands of dollars of cash in her house?  Why wasn't it in the bank?   :blink:  

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« Reply #29 on: Aug 09, 2004, 09:33:56 AM »
Because she is a dumbass.
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