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« on: Dec 06, 2004, 08:46:00 PM »
and if hes lying im gonna kick him in the balls

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« Reply #1 on: Dec 06, 2004, 11:13:10 PM »
YAY! LET'S BURN A BOOK AND PROSECUTE A FAG IN HIS HONOR! ALL HAIL LORD BUSH!!!

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« Reply #2 on: Dec 07, 2004, 01:05:26 AM »
If you see this, Happy Birthday, Spam.

Merla was just asking me if it was his birthday today.  I guess so.  

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« Reply #3 on: Dec 07, 2004, 01:06:21 AM »
Obligatory birthday emoticon.

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« Reply #4 on: Dec 07, 2004, 08:19:27 AM »
Happy B :) irthday Sam!
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« Reply #5 on: Dec 07, 2004, 08:32:58 AM »
HAPPY BE-LATED DAY OF BIRTH SAM![/size][/font]

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« Reply #6 on: Dec 07, 2004, 02:35:16 PM »
Happy Birthday, Sammy!


Save your birthday wishing energy for mine, kay?
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« Reply #7 on: Dec 07, 2004, 06:29:52 PM »
Sam who?

... Shellspark? I'm sorry  :blink:  :blink:  

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« Reply #8 on: Dec 08, 2004, 01:26:22 AM »
You better be sorry.

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« Reply #9 on: Dec 08, 2004, 03:01:40 AM »
You shouldn't be, I think this is all a hoax. He never posts here, and the board says it's not his birthday.

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« Reply #10 on: Dec 08, 2004, 04:51:40 AM »
The board just lied because Spam hurt her feelings.

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« Reply #11 on: Dec 08, 2004, 08:29:44 AM »
Poor board....broken heart and all...

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #12 on: Dec 08, 2004, 03:26:26 PM »
Goddamn I missed it! Can somebody please post a list of people's birthday's so I'll know ahead of time?

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« Reply #13 on: Dec 08, 2004, 10:06:00 PM »
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YAY! LET'S BURN A BOOK AND PROSECUTE A FAG IN HIS HONOR! ALL HAIL LORD BUSH!!!
I do think I hate you.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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« Reply #14 on: Dec 08, 2004, 11:01:35 PM »
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YAY! LET'S BURN A BOOK AND PROSECUTE A FAG IN HIS HONOR! ALL HAIL LORD BUSH!!!
I do think I hate you.
You don't like Bush? I KNEW IT!

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« Reply #15 on: Dec 09, 2004, 06:12:19 PM »
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YAY! LET'S BURN A BOOK AND PROSECUTE A FAG IN HIS HONOR! ALL HAIL LORD BUSH!!!
I do think I hate you.
You don't like Bush? I KNEW IT!
I liked him better than Kerry.  But let's not go there.

Monkey love, remember.

SUPER MAD EDIT :  CHELSEY, didn't you say you were gonna change that avatar like a month ago?
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My little ribs around you

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« Reply #16 on: Dec 09, 2004, 10:34:01 PM »
You should know better than to take anything I say seriously.
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« Reply #17 on: Dec 09, 2004, 11:48:31 PM »
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You should know better than to take anything I say seriously.
They have the same problem with me :(

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« Reply #18 on: Dec 10, 2004, 12:21:45 AM »
Ha ha, I read that custom title "Attempting Vaginalism".

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« Reply #19 on: Dec 11, 2004, 05:48:09 PM »
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Ha ha, I read that custom title "Attempting Vaginalism".
That might be a good idea.
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« Reply #20 on: Dec 11, 2004, 09:04:56 PM »
And you would still be able to incorporate veganism.

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« Reply #21 on: Dec 12, 2004, 08:31:30 AM »
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And you would still be able to incorporate veganism.
But wait, that's meat.
Get a little closer let it fold
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« Reply #22 on: Dec 13, 2004, 03:48:21 PM »
Speaking of meat, guess who won the fucking honey-baked ham gift certificate at the office party?    :D  

After the laughter died down, I traded with somebody who'd won a paper shredder.   :P  The door prizes sucked this year.  Two years ago, I won a bookcase stereo system.  The "big prize" this year was a Hugh Jass painting supposedly worth $400; all wrapped up so no one could see it.  Probably an original of dogs playing poker.
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« Reply #23 on: Dec 13, 2004, 03:55:47 PM »
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Speaking of meat, guess who won the fucking honey-baked ham gift certificate at the office party?    :D  

After the laughter died down, I traded with somebody who'd won a paper shredder.   :P  The door prizes sucked this year.  Two years ago, I won a bookcase stereo system.  The "big prize" this year was a Hugh Jass painting supposedly worth $400; all wrapped up so no one could see it.  Probably an original of dogs playing poker.
YOU SHOULDA GAVE IT TO ME!!!

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« Reply #24 on: Dec 13, 2004, 10:08:58 PM »
Poor piggy.  Poor bee hive.
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« Reply #25 on: Dec 14, 2004, 01:01:35 AM »
That motherfucker ain't ever gonna see his own birthday thread.
Call me..... the Tide Hunter

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« Reply #26 on: Dec 14, 2004, 02:43:27 AM »
:lol:

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« Reply #27 on: Dec 16, 2004, 10:13:57 PM »
Oh, look at that, I had a birthday thread.  It's nice to see Tom managed to be a fuckhead and drag political bullshit into it.

Thank you, everyone else.  

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« Reply #28 on: Dec 17, 2004, 12:08:59 AM »
damn it didnt i tell you about this thread?
 

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« Reply #29 on: Dec 17, 2004, 12:16:11 AM »
Maybe you did but in a dream.