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LOL @ the new member's name
« on: Jan 06, 2011, 01:50:52 AM »
"Tofurkey is a crime against nature".

Thats what you get Fiero for deleting the bots, they hate you now
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Re: LOL @ the new member's name
« Reply #1 on: Jan 06, 2011, 06:15:59 PM »
Haaaaaaatttteeeeee
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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Re: LOL @ the new member's name
« Reply #2 on: Jan 06, 2011, 09:39:21 PM »
Haters gonna hate.

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Re: LOL @ the new member's name
« Reply #3 on: Jan 07, 2011, 06:55:32 AM »
bakers gonna bake

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Re: LOL @ the new member's name
« Reply #4 on: Jan 08, 2011, 12:56:58 AM »
Thanks...now that's what I'll imagine is under my bed when I try to sleep.

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Re: LOL @ the new member's name
« Reply #5 on: Jan 08, 2011, 07:14:38 PM »
Get a futon, no more "under the bed" problems.

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Re: LOL @ the new member's name
« Reply #6 on: Jan 09, 2011, 01:42:52 AM »
But then it just an under the futon issue.

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Re: LOL @ the new member's name
« Reply #7 on: Jan 09, 2011, 04:19:12 AM »
There's no "under the futon". Theres nothing under the futon. THE.NOTHING.

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Re: LOL @ the new member's name
« Reply #8 on: Jan 10, 2011, 01:35:53 AM »
I've owned futon before, and there was indeed an under the futon. But I wouldn't sleep on a futon again unless I just really needed a sore back the next day.

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Re: LOL @ the new member's name
« Reply #9 on: Jan 10, 2011, 06:35:35 PM »
Jigga u talkin' bout the western futon.
I'm talkin bout the jap futon.

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Re: LOL @ the new member's name
« Reply #10 on: Jan 10, 2011, 08:42:33 PM »
What's the difference?
Get a little closer let it fold
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Re: LOL @ the new member's name
« Reply #11 on: Jan 10, 2011, 09:00:29 PM »
Well since I don't live in Japan it's likely any futon I sit or sleep on would have an under.

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Re: LOL @ the new member's name
« Reply #12 on: Jan 11, 2011, 07:31:42 PM »
Japanese futon's like a Western futon with no frame and pure floor, right?

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Re: LOL @ the new member's name
« Reply #13 on: Jan 12, 2011, 12:38:10 AM »
You people haven't watched anime before, or what?
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Re: LOL @ the new member's name
« Reply #15 on: Jan 12, 2011, 03:15:48 AM »
That's basically how I sleep, except mine folds up into a love seat.
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Re: LOL @ the new member's name
« Reply #16 on: Jan 12, 2011, 01:22:29 PM »
I sleep in a King Size bed that you couldn't have in Japan because it'd be as big as your apartment.

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« Reply #17 on: Jan 12, 2011, 07:38:35 PM »
My parents had a king size bed, its too fucking big, I rather be close to my habibi :3
My futon is queen size btw.

Not all apartments in Japan are small btw, it depends on how much is it.

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Re: LOL @ the new member's name
« Reply #18 on: Jan 12, 2011, 10:58:51 PM »
I like a queen size better than king size...it's spacious, but it doesn't have its own zip code.
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Re: LOL @ the new member's name
« Reply #19 on: Jan 14, 2011, 12:49:05 AM »
I love one of those comments on that page:

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Sleeping on the floor is wonderful because it’s great for your back and it’s SO comfortable.

HAHAHA, no it's not.  :razz:

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Re: LOL @ the new member's name
« Reply #20 on: Jan 14, 2011, 10:08:53 AM »
Its comfortable if the futon is thick! If its not your hip bones hurt

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Re: LOL @ the new member's name
« Reply #21 on: Jan 18, 2011, 12:33:33 AM »
My stupid mattress is supposed to be all fancy and shit but my ass sinks into it and then my lower back hurts in the morning.

Fuck that fancy shit.

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« Reply #22 on: Jan 18, 2011, 04:01:21 AM »
If its fancy it sure has a certificate of guarantee, right? just send it back