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« on: Nov 24, 2004, 11:42:34 AM »
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Sol Angela Cartagena said she was with her 2-year-old daughter when she had a drink at a hospital cafeteria in Girardot, southwest of Bogota, and suddenly felt lightheaded.

"When I woke up I was in the countryside with my 2-year-old daughter beside me," the woman told RCN TV, adding that someone had performed a Caesarean section on her and taken her baby.

Carlos Cespedes, a gynecologist, confirmed that someone had removed Cartagena's baby. Apparently Cartagena had been drugged, causing her to black out before the operation. It was unclear where it was performed, but authorities said Cartagena was lucky to be alive.

"This is the strangest thing I've seen in my professional career, and I believe this patient had all the luck in the world in not dying before getting to the hospital," he said.

Police officer Gustavo Silva said the woman who allegedly stole the baby was found due to tips and that prosecutors are now handling the case. People who had seen the unidentified woman with a baby wrapped in a sheet called authorities because they knew she had not been pregnant and they did not know where the baby had come from.

The baby was dehydrated but otherwise reported in good condition.

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« Reply #1 on: Nov 24, 2004, 02:22:12 PM »
I'm in shock and awe.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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« Reply #2 on: Nov 24, 2004, 02:31:26 PM »
I've heard of Kidneys, but this is ridiculous!!!
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« Reply #3 on: Nov 24, 2004, 03:05:13 PM »
That's frightening!
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« Reply #4 on: Nov 24, 2004, 03:50:02 PM »
Poor child.  I'm still somewhat disturbed.  I'll never get pregnant again!
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« Reply #5 on: Nov 24, 2004, 04:24:03 PM »
how did she get the woman out of a hospital? She must have been a nurse or something. Or maybe this is some new form a black market baby selling. I'm glad this shit onlu happens to white people.

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« Reply #6 on: Nov 24, 2004, 04:51:34 PM »
o.o they are hispanic. COLUMBIA!

Plus no one wants a black baby.

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« Reply #7 on: Nov 24, 2004, 05:07:21 PM »
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how did she get the woman out of a hospital? She must have been a nurse or something. Or maybe this is some new form a black market baby selling. I'm glad this shit onlu happens to white people.



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« Reply #8 on: Nov 24, 2004, 09:07:51 PM »
Well she was shot in the head...

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« Reply #9 on: Nov 25, 2004, 12:02:18 AM »
Is anyone stumped that some stupid cow would go steal a baby but not bother to at least fake a pregnancy first?

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« Reply #10 on: Nov 25, 2004, 12:04:28 AM »
Ma Kent did the samething and nobody cared.

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« Reply #11 on: Nov 25, 2004, 12:04:51 AM »
Who's Ma Kent?

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« Reply #12 on: Nov 25, 2004, 03:43:25 AM »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  

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« Reply #13 on: Nov 25, 2004, 10:13:09 AM »
o.O

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« Reply #14 on: Nov 25, 2004, 10:29:12 AM »
Is she related to Mike Hunt?
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« Reply #15 on: Nov 25, 2004, 11:52:15 AM »
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Who's Ma Kent?
Superman's momma  <_<  

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« Reply #16 on: Nov 25, 2004, 06:20:33 PM »
Oh that's right.  Okay.

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« Reply #17 on: Nov 26, 2004, 09:03:26 PM »
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o.o they are hispanic. COLUMBIA!

Plus no one wants a black baby.
its colombia, you tool

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« Reply #18 on: Nov 27, 2004, 03:34:48 PM »
Who the fuck cares?

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« Reply #19 on: Nov 27, 2004, 10:26:30 PM »
I care, alright?  You have to learn how to spell other country's names right!  It's just more respectful that way.

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« Reply #20 on: Nov 27, 2004, 10:38:21 PM »
AmeriKKKa.
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« Reply #21 on: Nov 27, 2004, 10:40:43 PM »
Good thing Tom never has to spell Niger...
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« Reply #22 on: Nov 27, 2004, 11:23:33 PM »
o.o

Eh, no one important.

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« Reply #23 on: Nov 28, 2004, 09:02:31 PM »
since when is America the name of a country? last thing I knew it was the name of a continent

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« Reply #24 on: Nov 28, 2004, 11:15:26 PM »
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Who the fuck cares?

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« Reply #25 on: Nov 28, 2004, 11:16:04 PM »
Let's not start this again.  It's a part of our name.  If someone's named "Barbara Ann" and we call her "Ann", there's nothing wrong with it.

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« Reply #26 on: Nov 28, 2004, 11:20:55 PM »
Foriegners piss me off. aDam is no exception... damn Canadians. I KNOW THEY PLOT!!!

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« Reply #27 on: Nov 28, 2004, 11:23:27 PM »
B-but Canadians are our leafy friends of the North!

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« Reply #28 on: Nov 28, 2004, 11:33:34 PM »
And they are all named Doug, THEY ARE BRITISH CLONES!!!

I never trust those damn British.

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« Reply #29 on: Nov 28, 2004, 11:41:09 PM »
But the British are our tea-drinking friends across the pond!