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A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« on: Dec 25, 2010, 12:34:54 AM »
Now with extra prickles!  :happy:

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Hey, anyone still got that picture Gwynn drew of joe humping the cactus?

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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #2 on: Dec 25, 2010, 01:25:18 AM »
happy birthday son!


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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #4 on: Dec 25, 2010, 09:00:53 AM »
Man, I bet that other birthday really overshadows yours...I mean Humphrey Bogart, wow.

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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #5 on: Dec 25, 2010, 09:35:12 PM »
Any birthday on this date is going to be overshadowed by a much larger event. The first day that the ancients felt they could mark that the daytime was getting longer, but man, the solstice was a few days ago so who gives  a shit about that? Hope you all had a great Saturnalia, too.
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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #6 on: Dec 25, 2010, 10:57:30 PM »
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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #7 on: Dec 26, 2010, 01:39:31 AM »
what is this i dont even
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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #8 on: Dec 27, 2010, 12:11:28 AM »
what is this i dont even

It's pretty much the pic I was talking about.   ;D

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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #9 on: Dec 27, 2010, 01:07:57 AM »
I remember that. I bet there was some story behind it too, but I have mercifully wiped it from my mind.

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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #10 on: Dec 27, 2010, 05:02:01 PM »
Why the axe?

Why the hat?

EDIT: Why the cactus?
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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #11 on: Dec 27, 2010, 09:04:59 PM »
He's Canadian.

He used to have a hat like that.

Cactus are plentiful in Canadia.

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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #12 on: Dec 27, 2010, 10:11:54 PM »
He is?

He did?

They are?
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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #13 on: Dec 28, 2010, 01:08:54 AM »
I think 'no' on the last count.  From what I remember, I started calling him Cactus Joe because I like to stick the word "Cactus" in front of names.

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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #14 on: Dec 28, 2010, 12:28:43 PM »
Why couldn't it have been Cotton Eye Joe? I mean where did he come from? Where did he go? Where did he come from Cotton Eye Joe?

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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #15 on: Dec 28, 2010, 04:04:54 PM »
Why couldn't it have been Cotton Eye Joe? I mean where did he come from? Where did he go? Where did he come from Cotton Eye Joe?

You are asking him in the third person. Weird.
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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #16 on: Dec 29, 2010, 12:05:17 AM »
Why couldn't it have been Cotton Eye Joe? I mean where did he come from? Where did he go? Where did he come from Cotton Eye Joe?

No, because that's totally gay.

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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #17 on: Dec 29, 2010, 12:15:51 AM »
Everything is gay to you.

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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #18 on: Dec 29, 2010, 01:27:45 AM »
Everything IS gay.



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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #19 on: Dec 29, 2010, 01:26:57 PM »
Then there is no reason it can't be Cotton Eye Joe.

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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #20 on: Dec 29, 2010, 08:26:05 PM »
Then there is no reason it can't be Cotton Eye Joe.

He's right.
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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #21 on: Jan 02, 2011, 12:40:27 AM »
No, he's wrong.  "Cactus Joe" is just gay enough.  But "Cotton Eye Joe" is, like, Super Saiyan gay.  Unacceptable.

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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #22 on: Jan 02, 2011, 01:20:45 AM »
If it's Neil Patrick Harris gay...or Ru Paul Gay...it's still Gay. And if everything is, in fact, Gay...then the basis of the non-use of a name on that fact alone is illogical. Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury I submit that use of Cactus Joe over Cotton Eye Joe is in fact based solely on the preferences of this individual and not some level of gayness. I think we can agree that both are very, very Gay. That, however, is not in fact the issue here. And I know you will do the right thing. The defense rests.
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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #23 on: Jan 02, 2011, 04:26:09 AM »
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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #24 on: Jan 02, 2011, 04:34:49 PM »
That image makes me feel good about the human race.
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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #25 on: Jan 04, 2011, 12:39:02 AM »
And it makes me feel good about cacti.

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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #26 on: Jan 04, 2011, 08:31:02 AM »
Joe hasn't posted in this thread yet, has he?
Maybe I should do a newer cactus joe drawink, the old one feels a might stale.

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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #27 on: Jan 04, 2011, 08:42:52 AM »
Why the axe?

Why the hat?

EDIT: Why the cactus?

Because he's from Canada and therefore a lumberjack, of course.
And he's ok.

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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #28 on: Jan 04, 2011, 04:43:55 PM »
He is?
He is?
He is?
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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #29 on: Jan 04, 2011, 05:14:31 PM »
Yes...He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch. He goes to the lavatory.  On Wednesdays he goes shopping, and has buttered scones for tea.