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IDE Birthday
« on: Dec 09, 2010, 12:09:15 AM »
What is he, fifty now?   :poo:

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Re: IDE Birthday
« Reply #1 on: Dec 09, 2010, 12:25:03 AM »
He's 23...just like last year and the year before that...and the year before that...

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Re: IDE Birthday
« Reply #2 on: Dec 09, 2010, 12:47:26 AM »
I figure he is now drinking age.
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Re: IDE Birthday
« Reply #3 on: Dec 09, 2010, 10:15:03 PM »
Fifty it is, then.

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Re: IDE Birthday
« Reply #4 on: Dec 10, 2010, 03:26:58 PM »
I'd certainly be drinking if I lived to 50.
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Re: IDE Birthday
« Reply #5 on: Dec 10, 2010, 03:48:55 PM »
You won't. So no worries.

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Re: IDE Birthday
« Reply #6 on: Dec 10, 2010, 03:57:13 PM »
Ouch. Well, that insult is a reason to drink today ... *pops a beer open*
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Re: IDE Birthday
« Reply #7 on: Dec 10, 2010, 03:59:15 PM »
Oh the irony. You die of liver failure.

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Re: IDE Birthday
« Reply #8 on: Dec 10, 2010, 09:47:46 PM »
Wow, no self-indulgent posts.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: IDE Birthday
« Reply #9 on: Dec 12, 2010, 04:46:33 AM »
Maybe he'll do an IDE Patented 13th Page Bump.

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Re: IDE Birthday
« Reply #10 on: Dec 13, 2010, 06:30:19 AM »
Depends on the situation, I suppose. I don't mean Mike Sorentino. HA!
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: IDE Birthday
« Reply #11 on: Dec 13, 2010, 11:03:45 AM »
Would we really take this thread to a second page?
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Re: IDE Birthday
« Reply #12 on: Dec 14, 2010, 02:40:39 AM »
No, I meant that it would sink to the 13th page of the topics list for the forum and then be bumped up.  This thread is almost guaranteed to die a standard old-person death, silently and alone.

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Re: IDE Birthday
« Reply #13 on: Dec 14, 2010, 03:21:23 PM »
Oh, good then.
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Re: IDE Birthday
« Reply #14 on: Dec 15, 2010, 09:15:22 AM »
Jolly good.  *adjusts monocle, sips tea*

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Re: IDE Birthday
« Reply #15 on: Mar 15, 2011, 03:52:08 AM »
I am 28 yrs old now.


But if I bang this 21 yr old tomorrow night, I will drink deep of her essence and become 26 again.  Or I may drain her completely leaving an empty soulless husk that resembles betty white and become 23 again.