Happy Birthday to my favorite mountain climby foot-gloved turtle guy!

[Rama]

My maids say it's Quinoa, but they are German. So what do they know? 

[B E C K]

My maids are robots from the future but they don't say anything.  All they do is clean.  And feel pain.

[Faye Valentine]

Have you considered that they have over time changed the way they spelled it due to Spanish influence?

yeah, in english

[Rama]

My maids are robots from the future but they don't say anything.  All they do is clean.  And feel pain.

They can't talk? But then how do they call you Mister J?

[B E C K]

When they writhe in pain.  The pain that they feel.  All the time.

[Rama]

So do you torture them all the time, or do you have other robots that do that for you ala Jabba the Hutt?

[B E C K]

I have other robots that do that for me.  They also feel pain.  All the time.

[Rama]

What if they become use to the pain?

[B E C K]

That'll never happen.  I constantly update their firmware.

[Rama]

So then how do they preform their maid duties when constantly in pain? I mean wouldn't they keep like dropping the dishes. And then how do you punish them? I doubt hitting them with a riding crop will work as well on robots as it does on human maids.

[B E C K]

They feel the pain but still retain perfect motor function.

[Rama]

Modern technology. It's wonderful.

[B E C K]

I know.  I won't lose hope.  Moon colony soon.  It must be.

[Rama]

I'm just holding out for Jet Packs...and not those lame fly for 15 sec ones, but real Rocketer style ones. If I can get that, I'll mark it a victory.

[Sam]

Queen-wa.

It's Quenya, pronounced "Kwen-ya", or high elfish.

[Fiero]

wat

[Sam]

It's my birthday thread!  I can make it about whatever I want.

[Fiero]

Threads are never about what they started about because the discussion moves to something else like food or something.

[B E C K]

Where is the King-wa?  WHERE?