Like I said, thanksgiving is a holiday created to celebrate my existence and give me lots of presents.
Sticking candles into a turkey would save time on making a cake, but we had ham and a brownie cake with frosting was made.
Booty:
Emergency car stuff like a tire inflater and jump starter
shoes that will be bought later once I pick them out
a GPS unit that will also be bought once I pick it out
beard trimmer
A notebook computer :3 (which was badly needed for school)