Students stage DREAM Act hunger strike.

[B E C K]

When you have that many people, you gotta cut corners.  Okay, so China's out.  What about some cold Russian nip?  Or Greek.  Tastes like fig yoghurt and honey.

[joe]

Russian titties would totally give vodka. Man, that would be pretty harsh. One nipple is a hammer, the other one's a sickle.

Fuck this is dumb.

[B E C K]

Mexican tits wouldn't work 'cause you need a glass of water.
Korean like kimchee.
For some reason, the Australian ones keep coming back no matter how far you try to throw 'em.

[joe]

No, no, no.

With Mexican tits, first you gotta lick some salt, then you take a quick pull off the nipple, immediately followed by biting into a lime.

Middle Eastern titties, you're getting nothing but hummus outta those puppies.

[B E C K]

No, no, no.

With Mexican tits, first you gotta lick some salt, then you take a quick pull off the nipple, immediately followed by biting into a lime.

You just made it a threesome.  With MAGNETO!  Metal powet tiem!

[Rodent of Unusual Size]

How they have these places with nothing but pens of yowling cats, then they take the cats and throw them into pots of boiling water and cook them alive like lobsters.

We have something like that nearby, actually...the place is called Rice Hot. No lie; they have kennels behind the restaurant.

[Fiero]

I think you are in the wrong thread, friend.

[B E C K]

There is no such thing on this board.  Except in the food thread.  It's all business over there.

[Rodent of Unusual Size]

Yeah. It messes with my INTERNET equilibrium. The fact that I post stuff in the wrong place doesn't help it.