Author Topic: The Cap'n's first name is HORATIO? (Read 14039 times)

joe · « **Reply #30 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 03:47:36 AM »

Really? Are you in a rough neighborhood? You're making it sound like Michelle Pfeiffer is gonna come in there and turn you all onto the righteous path.

Rama · « **Reply #31 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 03:54:33 AM »

Think Edward James Olmos would have a better chance.

B E C K · « **Reply #32 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 03:58:03 AM »

Quote from: joerammstein on Nov 13, 2010, 03:47:36 AM

Really? Are you in a rough neighborhood? You're making it sound like Michelle Pfeiffer is gonna come in there and turn you all onto the righteous path.

Yeah, left our old peaceful one back around '04 or so. I'd actually like Michelle Pfeiffer to come here but as Catwoman and with her whip. Not for any kinky reason, but because I know that whip will hurt and someone needs to beat some of these kids.

joe · « **Reply #33 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 04:12:14 AM »

EJO wouldn't know how to get through to those keeds.

Would you settle for Halle Berry? Or Adrian Brody after he forced himself on Halle and sucked out all her vital energies through her mouth?

Soulstealing Adrian Brody is coming to clean up your neighborhood.

B E C K · « **Reply #34 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 04:13:53 AM »

As long as it's not Halle Berry.

Rama · « **Reply #35 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 04:14:41 AM »

He has to kill Predators while playing a piano.

B E C K · « **Reply #36 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 04:15:08 AM »

Bah, that's no challenge.

Rama · « **Reply #37 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 04:17:18 AM »

While using a dummy.

and now I'm out of Adrian Brody movies.

B E C K · « **Reply #38 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 04:19:13 AM »

I'm impressed anyone even knew three.

Rama · « **Reply #39 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 04:21:08 AM »

That last one was pretty obscure too.

B E C K · « **Reply #40 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 04:32:07 AM »

What is it from?

Rama · « **Reply #41 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 04:37:01 AM »

Dummy.

Had him and Milla Jovovich in it. Can't believe I've seen it and if I didn't have IFC I probably never would have.

B E C K · « **Reply #42 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 04:38:26 AM »

I can't believe IFC would be that cruel.

Rama · « **Reply #43 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 04:41:39 AM »

They would. They show Coffin Joe movies every Halloween. You sit through that you can sit through anything.

B E C K · « **Reply #44 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 04:42:40 AM »

Has anyone ever tried the vanity Crunch cereals? I've never eaten anything but regular.

Rama · « **Reply #45 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 04:46:38 AM »

That steer back on topic almost gave me whiplash.

B E C K · « **Reply #46 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 04:52:16 AM »

Get used to it. I plan to make it a habit.

joe · « **Reply #47 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 05:08:12 AM »

I don't even know of any vanity Crunch cereals. Were there berries at one point? Peanut butter? Either way, I've only ever had plain.

And it cuts the roof of my mouth, every time guaranteed.

B E C K · « **Reply #48 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 05:08:59 AM »

Then stop smashing it against the roof of your mouth.

joe · « **Reply #49 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 05:36:07 AM »

I can't explain it, it just happens! Our Corn Pops are very similar.

Dude, your Corn Pops are so much better than ours. I wish we had your Corn Pops.

B E C K · « **Reply #50 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 05:40:39 AM »

I didn't know there was a difference. Are our Corn Pops poppier than yours or what?

joe · « **Reply #51 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 06:04:25 AM »

Ours are these perfectly round, uniform spheres. Yours are all shapes and sizes, and flat.

B E C K · « **Reply #52 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 02:45:43 PM »

Balls? Truly Canada is a strange, strange place.

Sam · « **Reply #53 on:** Nov 15, 2010, 01:50:46 PM »

So it's like Kix then? But I don't recall Kix ever cutting up the top of my mouth. I doubt it would be mother approved if it did.

Oh wow, if Wikipedia is to believed (and why wouldn't it?), "Just months after the United States dropped an atomic bomb on Hiroshima, Kix offered an atomic bomb ring in exchange for a box top and 15 cents."

Classy.

gwynn · « **Reply #54 on:** Nov 15, 2010, 06:43:44 PM »

Adrien Brody was good in the Jacket, and King Kong, if we are still looking for more movies of his...which it seems we are not.
*has trouble keeping up*

B E C K · « **Reply #55 on:** Nov 15, 2010, 08:23:35 PM »

Quote from: Sam on Nov 15, 2010, 01:50:46 PM

So it's like Kix then? But I don't recall Kix ever cutting up the top of my mouth. I doubt it would be mother approved if it did.

Oh wow, if Wikipedia is to believed (and why wouldn't it?), "Just months after the United States dropped an atomic bomb on Hiroshima, Kix offered an atomic bomb ring in exchange for a box top and 15 cents."

Classy.

My word!

BTW, is Berry Berry Kix still around? Anybody see it at the store? I used to love that shit. Saturday mornings was all about DBZ and Berry Berry Kix.

joe · « **Reply #56 on:** Nov 15, 2010, 08:57:30 PM »

Nasty. Next you're gonna tell me you enjoy Frankenberry, Yummy Mummy, and Fruity Pebbles.

I would include Trix in that lineup, except that it has never tasted remotely like fruit or berries.

Rama · « **Reply #57 on:** Nov 15, 2010, 11:37:15 PM »

She doesn't like Lucky Charms...she has no soul.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #58 on:** Nov 16, 2010, 12:55:58 AM »

I loved Fruity Pebbles when I was a kid, but for whatever reason it gave me a huge headache if I ate more than one bowl.

joe · « **Reply #59 on:** Nov 16, 2010, 02:26:31 AM »

You were probably a guinea pig while they were still working out the kinks in the recipe.