Author Topic: Did we ever decide... (Read 11838 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Oct 20, 2010, 11:47:18 PM »

...if Beakman and Bill Nye got into a fight, who would win? Did we say Bill Nye? Cause isn't he, like, a real science guy and Beakman's a puppeteer or some shit? Also, Bill Nye has a bowtie. This ups his IQ.

Rama · « **Reply #1 on:** Oct 21, 2010, 12:17:08 AM »

Beakman would kick his ass. He has street smarts from hanging out with that Rat for all those years.

Fiero · « **Reply #2 on:** Oct 21, 2010, 01:02:20 AM »

No, definitely Nye.

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Oct 21, 2010, 01:17:06 AM »

Quote from: Rama on Oct 21, 2010, 12:17:08 AM

He has street smarts from hanging out with that Rat for all those years.

No, he doesn't. You can't teach the shit Rat knows.

Rama · « **Reply #4 on:** Oct 21, 2010, 01:36:02 AM »

Sure he does. He has a giant rat living there, that means it must be a meth lab. Guys that make meth have to know how to protect themselves on the street. IE: Rat=Street Smarts. And I'm pretty sure he was that chick's pimp. So he can shank a John if he ain't coming with the green backs.

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** Oct 21, 2010, 01:53:07 PM »

I know the Rat's "street smarts" but Beakman's too square to be hip with that. Like... Opposite Huey Lewis Day.

Rama · « **Reply #6 on:** Oct 21, 2010, 02:55:30 PM »

Still could whop Nye's Ryan Stiles looking ass.

Plus Beakman's show is a year older. He made it to air first, so Nye will always be the guy that ripped him off.

Fiero · « **Reply #7 on:** Oct 21, 2010, 05:20:12 PM »

Nope. Nye wins.

gwynn · « **Reply #8 on:** Oct 21, 2010, 06:29:20 PM »

Mr Wizard would win, if he was still alive.

Fiero · « **Reply #9 on:** Oct 21, 2010, 07:01:44 PM »

Perhaps he is ... IN OUR MINDS

Rama · « **Reply #10 on:** Oct 21, 2010, 09:22:14 PM »

Only one way to find out. Thunderdome.

Fiero · « **Reply #11 on:** Oct 21, 2010, 09:32:22 PM »

Nope. Terror Drome.

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Oct 21, 2010, 10:23:39 PM »

Quote from: gwynn on Oct 21, 2010, 06:29:20 PM

Mr Wizard would win, if he was still alive.

Mr. Wizard is the Shang Tsung of Nye and Beakman's Scorpian/Sub-Zero rivalry.

Rama · « **Reply #13 on:** Oct 22, 2010, 12:51:01 AM »

Quote from: Fiero on Oct 21, 2010, 09:32:22 PM

Nope. Terror Drome.

That's stupid. Cobra Commander would just put them to work making teddy bears with killer robotic cobras in them or something.

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Oct 22, 2010, 01:05:36 AM »

Technodrome!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #15 on:** Oct 22, 2010, 08:25:07 AM »

HOLY FUCK I just realized that the Beakman mentioned in this board was TEH beakman! i loved that show!

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Oct 22, 2010, 12:02:19 PM »

Too bad Bill Nye kicked his ass.

Rama · « **Reply #17 on:** Oct 22, 2010, 01:01:21 PM »

In Nye's dreams he did.

Fiero · « **Reply #18 on:** Oct 22, 2010, 01:18:22 PM »

Yeah, Nye is so badass he went Freddy Krueger on that shit.

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Oct 22, 2010, 05:56:15 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Oct 22, 2010, 01:01:21 PM

In Nye's dreams he did.

You're just mad because Nye had a cooler theme song.

♫ Bill Nye the Science Guy! ♫
Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!

Rama · « **Reply #20 on:** Oct 23, 2010, 02:23:13 AM »

I don't even remember the theme songs to either of these shows.

Fiero · « **Reply #21 on:** Oct 23, 2010, 02:26:43 AM »

I just remember there was that slut on the one show.

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Oct 23, 2010, 11:13:21 AM »

Beakman's. There were three sluts: one woman and two penguins.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #23 on:** Oct 25, 2010, 07:54:16 PM »

And the rat!! Lester! loved him

The D · « **Reply #24 on:** Dec 29, 2010, 07:34:59 PM »

Thread necro to say I heard rumors that Beakman's a furry. The rumor goes that supposedly he was the GOH at a furry con down south. I mean, why else would you go to one of those conventions?

Would explain the giant rat.

The D · « **Reply #25 on:** Dec 29, 2010, 07:37:09 PM »

Oh, and according to his Wiki article:

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Zaloom is openly gay

Yes. Beakman's gay.

Fiero · « **Reply #26 on:** Dec 29, 2010, 08:30:34 PM »

Quote from: Dangerous D on Dec 29, 2010, 07:37:09 PM

Oh, and according to his Wiki article:

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Zaloom is openly gay

Yes. Beakman's gay.

Who cares?

Quote from: Rama on Oct 22, 2010, 12:51:01 AM

Quote from: Fiero on Oct 21, 2010, 09:32:22 PM
Nope. Terror Drome.

That's stupid. Cobra Commander would just put them to work making teddy bears with killer robotic cobras in them or something.

Okay, then...

ARENA OF SPORT

Rama · « **Reply #27 on:** Dec 29, 2010, 11:31:29 PM »

I just hope that they don't find some way to use the giant pylons to contact G.I.Joe...or Nye starts putting the moves on a slave girl and gets her to let him free. It's always something with those guys.

B E C K · « **Reply #28 on:** Jan 02, 2011, 12:29:51 AM »

What good is a high IQ if you don't properly use it!?

Rama · « **Reply #29 on:** Jan 02, 2011, 01:06:51 AM »

That doesn't require a high I.Q. I'm sure IDE has put the moves on lots of slave girls. They are slaves...it's only up from there.