Author Topic: Tony Curtis died a couple of days ago. (Read 5000 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Oct 01, 2010, 07:46:14 AM »

But I already knew it was gonna happen because I read the spoilers. Also, he was born in 19-freakin'-25.

Tony Curtis fact time!

Tony Curtis's last wife was over forty years younger. And apparently they didn't need Viagra.

He came out in a movie called Lobster Man From Mars. I didn't see it.

He also came out as Fernand in the Count of Monte Cristo. Richard Chamberlain was Dantes. Yeah, I don't know who that was either.

Bitch was Hungarian. Yet, Zsa Zsa Gabor still lives.

He was afraid of flying. Frankly, he should have been more afraid of falling but whatev.

You can't spell Tony Curtis without "cunt". Or "tit".

An anagram of Tony Curtis is "Scotty, I run." Another is... Citrus Tony.

According to IMDB: "Along with Ernest Borgnine, Curtis refused to watch, and publicly condemned, Brokeback Mountain (2005)." Apparently, he had nothing better do and said 'what the shit, i'm dying in five years n e way."

Quotes: "I ran around with a lump in my pants, chased all the girls. This is what I reflected on the screen. There wasn't anything deeper or less deep than that." That's what she said. *rimshot*

"What's the secret to a long and happy life? Young women's saliva!" Barely legal angels will be licking him in heaven now.

Rama · « **Reply #1 on:** Oct 01, 2010, 12:06:31 PM »

Glenn Shadix died too. He was Otho in Beetlejuice.

Kevin McCarthy also died. He played the main villain in the Weird Al vehicle "UHF". He also stared in the original "Invasion of the Body Snatchers."

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Oct 01, 2010, 01:45:02 PM »

What did fatty die of?

Fiero · « **Reply #3 on:** Oct 01, 2010, 02:03:32 PM »

So uh ... I thought this said Tony Jaa and I was actually upset.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #4 on:** Oct 01, 2010, 03:08:22 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Oct 01, 2010, 07:46:14 AM

He also came out as Fernand in the Count of Monte Cristo. Richard Chamberlain was Dantes. Yeah, I don't know who that was either.

Chamberlain was Jason Bourne in the original Bourne Identity, which was a TV movie my brother made me watch in the late-eighties. But apparently he was big in the seventies.

Quote from: B E C K on Oct 01, 2010, 07:46:14 AM

He was afraid of flying. Frankly, he should have been more afraid of falling but whatev.

Tell that to B.A. Barracus.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #5 on:** Oct 01, 2010, 07:37:23 PM »

Forgot another fact: had a daughter born with a penor

Rama · « **Reply #6 on:** Oct 02, 2010, 12:10:21 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Oct 01, 2010, 01:45:02 PM

What did fatty die of?

He fell and hit his head. Must have been hard, cause it killed it him.

B E C K · « **Reply #7 on:** Oct 02, 2010, 01:25:19 AM »

Quote from: Fiero on Oct 01, 2010, 02:03:32 PM

So uh ... I thought this said Tony Jaa and I was actually upset.

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Oct 01, 2010, 03:08:22 PM

Tell that to B.A. Barracus.

"I ain't gettin' on no plane!"

^should've been Rama's post. I am disappoint.

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Oct 01, 2010, 07:37:23 PM

Forgot another fact: had a daughter born with a penor

For real or is that just another dig at Jamie Lee Curtis?

Quote from: Rama on Oct 02, 2010, 12:10:21 AM

He fell and hit his head. Must have been hard, cause it killed it him.

Wouldn't really have to be though... I don't think Natasha Richardson had hit her head that hard.

Rama · « **Reply #8 on:** Oct 02, 2010, 02:00:04 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Oct 02, 2010, 01:25:19 AM

"I ain't gettin' on no plane!"

^should've been Rama's post. I am disappoint.

Quote from: Rama on Oct 02, 2010, 12:10:21 AM
He fell and hit his head. Must have been hard, cause it killed it him.

Wouldn't really have to be though... I don't think Natasha Richardson had hit her head that hard.

It should have been. I live to disappoint.

And that's true I guess. Who knows. He's deadises, that's all that matters.

B E C K · « **Reply #9 on:** Oct 02, 2010, 02:04:27 AM »

I would like to see Beetlejuice revived but NOT with Shia La~~Beoff~~ ~~Boeff~~ ~~Buff~~ you know.

Rama · « **Reply #10 on:** Oct 02, 2010, 02:10:33 AM »

They could always do a sequel I guess...but Burton would have to kill off Keaton to make room for Depp to play Beetlejuice. Keaton just never fondled the balls like Depp does while going down on him.

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Oct 02, 2010, 08:50:46 AM »

Nu-uh! We can have both Keaton and Depp. It'll be x2 the awesome. Just plz no Hawaiian-theme thank you.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #12 on:** Oct 02, 2010, 10:49:36 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Oct 02, 2010, 01:25:19 AM

For real or is that just another dig at Jamie Lee Curtis?

i read somewhere that it was the truth

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Oct 02, 2010, 11:28:09 AM »

Isn't that an urban legend? Along with the doggie in the microwave and stolen camera with pics of toothbrushes up the ass?

Derrick · « **Reply #14 on:** Oct 02, 2010, 11:54:35 PM »

I am more sad that Greg Giraldo died

Rama · « **Reply #15 on:** Oct 03, 2010, 01:14:20 AM »

So now Lisa Lampanelli has to carry the Comedy Central Roast all by herself? For shame.

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Oct 03, 2010, 05:15:27 AM »

Quote from: Derrick on Oct 02, 2010, 11:54:35 PM

I am more sad that Greg Giraldo died

I had to google to realize who that was. Holee cow, the roast guy died.

Fiero · « **Reply #17 on:** Oct 03, 2010, 05:51:24 PM »

Oh man.

That really fucking blows.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #18 on:** Oct 03, 2010, 11:29:55 PM »

No, he did blow, and he died.

Actually, he did prescription pills, but anyway.

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Oct 04, 2010, 03:45:43 AM »

Maybe they were the piñata kind, where he opened them up to snort the goodies inside.

What? It could happen.

Derrick · « **Reply #20 on:** Oct 04, 2010, 04:54:25 AM »

He was a Harvard-trained lawyer. Was.

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Oct 04, 2010, 06:34:52 AM »

Sooooo~~~oooo?

Rama · « **Reply #22 on:** Oct 04, 2010, 12:20:39 PM »

Would you trust this face as your Lawyer?

B E C K · « **Reply #23 on:** Oct 04, 2010, 12:24:52 PM »

Pubetastic!

Fiero · « **Reply #24 on:** Oct 04, 2010, 03:02:28 PM »

Well, if I had a case I knew I could not win, I would hire him so at least we could all have a good laugh.

Also, he was on Childrens Hospital. Whoever here is not watching that, should be.

Rama · « **Reply #25 on:** Oct 04, 2010, 03:34:04 PM »

Is Cartoon Network paying you or something?

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #26 on:** Oct 04, 2010, 03:39:11 PM »

Get a Harvard education, quit lawyering for stand up, die anyway.

Fiero · « **Reply #27 on:** Oct 04, 2010, 03:42:59 PM »

No, I am not employer of Cartoon Network, I really like the damned show.

B E C K · « **Reply #28 on:** Oct 04, 2010, 04:47:23 PM »

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Oct 04, 2010, 03:39:11 PM

Get a Harvard education, quit lawyering for stand up, die anyway.

Quote from: Fiero on Oct 04, 2010, 03:02:28 PM

Also, he was on Childrens Hospital. Whoever here is not watching that, should be.

I've never heard of that show other than ppl going "I luv dat show". Someone tell me about the show. Don't make me google.

Fiero · « **Reply #29 on:** Oct 04, 2010, 04:51:58 PM »

Its a spoof of medical dramas, but not the way Scrubs is. More spoofy. There is a doctor (Rob Corddry) that fixes people only though the healing powet of laughter. The chief of staff (Megan Mullally) has a debilitating disease that makes her walk with a crutch or walker but all the doctors are attracted to her. There is also the guy with an advanced aging disease who starts going out with one of the girl doctors when he is 'six.' And it has Michael Cera in his best part, the announcer who says nonsensical things and never shows his stupid face.