Author Topic: Can I get intellectual asylum in another state? (Read 13619 times)

Bernie AKA · « **on:** Nov 18, 2004, 08:34:46 AM »

If a brainless inbred does it, they're probably in Texas. Hear about the school cross-dressing day tradition scandal?

Dresses cause homosexuality

I saw interviews with some of the kids & other residents, and general consensus is that if this newcomer family doesn't like the town's generations-old traditions, they need to pack up & go back where they came from. This bint has guaranteed that her kids will be social pariahs, and Eddie says the 9-year-old boy is doomed to getting the shit beat out of him on a regular basis. Enjoy the school year, kids!

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #1 on:** Nov 18, 2004, 10:15:57 AM »

I dressed like a girl on spirit week, and I didn't go for the sausage... I had the girls on the bush apply my makeup ^_^ They were all touchy and feely.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #2 on:** Nov 18, 2004, 11:09:42 AM »

Whose bush were these girls on?

Sounds like you were in one helluva pile!

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #3 on:** Nov 18, 2004, 12:12:03 PM »

...bus. Oh well. Freudian Typo! ^_^ Y

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Nov 18, 2004, 11:37:18 PM »

All sorts of images went through my head there....

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** Nov 18, 2004, 11:38:29 PM »

Ok. I read the article. What an idiot.

The D · « **Reply #6 on:** Nov 20, 2004, 12:35:34 PM »

I think the US needs to give Texas back to Mexico. ASAP.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #7 on:** Nov 20, 2004, 01:08:29 PM »

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All sorts of images went through my head there....

If we were austrailian, you wouldn't have cared.

Fiero · « **Reply #8 on:** Nov 20, 2004, 01:17:22 PM »

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I think the US needs to give Texas back to Mexico. ASAP.

I am not a Mexican.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #9 on:** Nov 20, 2004, 01:40:14 PM »

You're as dirty as on-

*Nuriko bans Tom*

...

I am sorry, the vast culture of Mexico makes it a proper civilization, they are strong, industrious workers, and America is better off with them. ^_^

*star flies by*

AHH!!!! IT BURNS!!! THE STAR IS BURNING MY SKIN!!!!!!!!!!

._. *sizzle*

The D · « **Reply #10 on:** Nov 20, 2004, 02:09:25 PM »

Mexicans are a bunch of alcoholics.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #11 on:** Nov 21, 2004, 05:19:14 PM »

Friendly alcoholics.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #12 on:** Nov 21, 2004, 09:12:26 PM »

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I am sorry, the vast culture of Mexico makes it a proper civilization, they are strong, industrious workers, and America is better off with them. ^_^

well unless you are the owner of ""America"" , you cant do shit about it, can you?

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #13 on:** Nov 21, 2004, 11:47:04 PM »

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I am sorry, the vast culture of Mexico makes it a proper civilization, they are strong, industrious workers, and America is better off with them. ^_^

well unless you are the owner of ""America"" , you cant do shit about it, can you?

I can ride to Philly and shave your head, and draw 'nazi' on your bare skull, now can't I. Then I'll drop your ass off in Phily's ghetto and a buncha thugs can rape you like Pausiaious was from the Donkey Attendants in Macedonia.

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Nov 22, 2004, 03:07:20 PM »

I don't want to belong to Mexico. Bleh. If Texas goes back to Mexico, Florida better be sent over to Cuba.

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If we were austrailian, you wouldn't have cared.

Dude, I wish! Then I could totally speak Strine!

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #15 on:** Nov 22, 2004, 03:48:45 PM »

If we lived in Austrailia, we'd have to wear big sun hats outside!

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #16 on:** Nov 22, 2004, 05:02:40 PM »

o.o Well only Miami is Cuban, the rest is chock fulla rednecks. Which is why we're a red state.

B E C K · « **Reply #17 on:** Nov 22, 2004, 05:20:36 PM »

I'm down with the hats.

And TX is full of rednecks and we're a red state. So we obviously don't have enough Mexicans here to be sent back to Mexico. =p

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #18 on:** Nov 22, 2004, 05:23:09 PM »

Actually the news said Mexicans were supporting Bush in greater numbers, that and most of the Mexicans in your state don't vote, cuz they can't. Just like Canadians in New York, not like they'd vote for Bush, but still.

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Nov 22, 2004, 05:35:48 PM »

Oh whatever. I stand by that we still don't have enough to be sent "back to Mexico". Illegals don't count for shit.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #20 on:** Nov 22, 2004, 05:49:47 PM »

Can we give Arkansas back to the French?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #21 on:** Nov 22, 2004, 09:07:27 PM »

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I am sorry, the vast culture of Mexico makes it a proper civilization, they are strong, industrious workers, and America is better off with them. ^_^

well unless you are the owner of ""America"" , you cant do shit about it, can you?
I can ride to Philly and shave your head, and draw 'nazi' on your bare skull, now can't I. Then I'll drop your ass off in Phily's ghetto and a buncha thugs can rape you like Pausiaious was from the Donkey Attendants in Macedonia.

that was one of the stupidest and senseless(is that the word?) answers you have ever written

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #22 on:** Nov 22, 2004, 09:20:08 PM »

o.O Since when? You don't know of senseless. True senselessness is the East Thracian Overking Kersebleptes refusing to submit to Philip and his elite Macedonian Phalanx. You're about as crazy as Olympias and her bedroom snakes.

The D · « **Reply #23 on:** Nov 22, 2004, 10:37:48 PM »

<_< @ tom's insults using historical figures.

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Nov 23, 2004, 01:52:52 AM »

When I read that post, it was like Tom was talking in Professor Frink's voice.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #25 on:** Nov 23, 2004, 10:46:18 AM »

I should have used it, like the Persians should have used it's Greek Mercenaries led by Memnon.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #26 on:** Nov 23, 2004, 07:24:37 PM »

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When I read that post, it was like Tom was talking in Professor Frink's voice.

i didnt even read it

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #27 on:** Nov 23, 2004, 07:41:28 PM »

Then don't complain.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #28 on:** Nov 23, 2004, 08:25:26 PM »

what the fuck are you talking about

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #29 on:** Nov 23, 2004, 08:40:17 PM »

Why the hell do you read that post, then?!?

Because you lie. Liar!