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« on: Nov 10, 2004, 10:46:23 PM »
Yet another post to flood this place (I counted 9 topics on the first page that I started)...

But this is the most frightening thing I have heard of yet.

Tim Burton is making a remake of Willy Wonka that's supposed to not be a musical and be more faithful to the book.

And he's casting Johnny Depp.

Now, Burton/Depp combos in the past have been pretty damn good, like Edward Scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow, PotC (ok so Pirates wasn't a Burton film but it was one of Depp's best films so far).

And now this.


This picture is going to give me nightmares.
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« Reply #1 on: Nov 10, 2004, 11:48:14 PM »
Ha ha, awesome.  I think Depp might've given people nightmares far before that get-up.  Everything post-"21 Jump Street" was just kinda weird really...
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« Reply #2 on: Nov 11, 2004, 12:33:01 AM »
Is that a Wonka costume or a pimp suit?

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« Reply #3 on: Nov 11, 2004, 12:37:55 AM »
I can't believe it was possible to make him look like a bigger fag.
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« Reply #4 on: Nov 11, 2004, 12:39:24 AM »
It's gay pimp Wonka, who also poses as a hot teen detective.

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« Reply #5 on: Nov 11, 2004, 02:06:53 AM »
Um. This is good news, and that looks cool, you fucking idiots.
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« Reply #6 on: Nov 11, 2004, 10:34:12 AM »
How is this good news you fucking idiot?  

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« Reply #7 on: Nov 11, 2004, 10:59:22 AM »
It's going to follow the book. And it's got Johnny Depp, and he looks like that!  :angry:  
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« Reply #8 on: Nov 11, 2004, 12:13:02 PM »
you guys know you would fuck Depp, all straight guys want him.

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« Reply #9 on: Nov 11, 2004, 01:16:34 PM »
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It's going to follow the book. And it's got Johnny Depp, and he looks like that!  :angry:
so what? Depp looks nothing like the Willy Wonka described in the book.

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« Reply #10 on: Nov 11, 2004, 01:21:33 PM »
Point taken. But I'm saying he looks cool.
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« Reply #11 on: Nov 11, 2004, 03:03:21 PM »
seriously, what's with his mouth? He looks like a fish.

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« Reply #12 on: Nov 11, 2004, 03:06:55 PM »
Well, Oompa-Loompas are hung kinda funny.... ^_^  
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« Reply #13 on: Nov 11, 2004, 08:08:34 PM »
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Yet another post to flood this place (I counted 9 topics on the first page that I started)...

But this is the most frightening thing I have heard of yet.

Tim Burton is making a remake of Willy Wonka that's supposed to not be a musical and be more faithful to the book.

And he's casting Johnny Depp.

Now, Burton/Depp combos in the past have been pretty damn good, like Edward Scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow, PotC (ok so Pirates wasn't a Burton film but it was one of Depp's best films so far).

And now this.


This picture is going to give me nightmares.
dont tell me its the first time u heard about it? it has been out there at least for half a year!

and charlie and the wonka elevator or however was called the 2nd book is awesome. johnny shouldnt be wonka tho, hes too young

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« Reply #14 on: Nov 11, 2004, 09:28:14 PM »
why does she ignore everybody else's posts?

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« Reply #15 on: Nov 11, 2004, 09:37:02 PM »
Because we are pesants.

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« Reply #16 on: Nov 11, 2004, 11:06:39 PM »
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Well, Oompa-Loompas are hung kinda funny.... ^_^
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