Author Topic: cries (Read 38755 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Aug 06, 2004, 08:32:29 AM »

http://www.darthnuriko.com/2004/08/burgle-burgle.html

Cliffnotes version: We were fucking burglarized at the house we're moving into and we're only six days though our year long lease. As grateful as I should be that they appear to prefer stealing my tampons to stealing my CDs, I'd still rather not fricking live there just the same.

Max Con · « **Reply #1 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 09:54:51 AM »

I've never been robbed.

I'm prepared, though! I have a 3 foot long metal pipe that wants to crack some skull bone.

Unless they have a gun.

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 09:59:17 AM »

My home's been burglarized on Christmas and now and possibly when I was around 4 or 5, but I don't remember that. Last year, someone stole some plants from our backyard. My purse has been stolen from twice. I'm tired of thieves. I try to be prepared to beat any thief I see with a tennis racket but opportunity is a cruel mistress.

Max Con · « **Reply #3 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 10:18:59 AM »

Get laser mines that are armed once midnight hits!

tomduo · « **Reply #4 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 10:27:53 AM »

*hugs Nuri* Should I send you some tampons?

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 11:10:32 AM »

Uh, no thanks. I think I can buy more of those.

tomduo · « **Reply #6 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 11:13:02 AM »

Thank god, I always feel like a wierdo buying them >.<

MegatronYES · « **Reply #7 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 11:20:53 AM »

I was robbed in October 1997. Amongst the taken:

Around $1000 worth of my mother's jewelry, and all her answering machine tapes (?)

My SuperNES, Game Boy, and Virtual Boy, along with...hell, shelves of cartridges and peripherals. EXCEPT for the stand to the Virtual Boy (!?)

A gallon of expired milk.

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 11:29:29 AM »

Maybe they didn't realize what the stand was for. Did they seriously take the milk? How did they break in? Do you still live there?

MegatronYES · « **Reply #9 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 11:35:26 AM »

No, that was in my mother's house in Charlotte. He lifted the window up with a crowbar and skipped by all fo this extrememly valuable 18th century silver on his way upstairs. And I forgot hat he dumped out all of mother's weights and shit from her workout bag and apparently stuffed what he could carry in the bag.

Had a small lead, a fella who was shown on the news, but no one was ever caught.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #10 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 11:35:47 AM »

Serious about the milk.

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 11:41:11 AM »

Dude! Well I guess somewhere in that little asshole's head there was a rhyme or reason for it. Just like passing over hundred of dollars in DVDs for a trial size Scope.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #12 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 11:43:43 AM »

Someone obviously NEEDED what they took from you.
We might be looking at serious destitution.

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 11:59:20 AM »

They have to be one pretty clean thief by now. I had everything but douches in that box. If it was the whores across the street, I can see how taking the Scope might've been a business decision.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #14 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 12:03:30 PM »

Yeah...wait....
NO! I thought too hard about it!

BLLLOOUUUUUGGHH!!!

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 12:05:02 PM »

They're ugly whores. Don't think about!

MegatronYES · « **Reply #16 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 12:07:11 PM »

Grrrrrr....... must cancel out with ... short .....hentai sampling........

Ah. Better.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #17 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 12:24:40 PM »

I've never been robbed from my house, but I've been robbed from my locker when I worked at the Grand Fucking Harbor.

Goddamn housekeepers (who were paid more than me, I might add) stole a total of $70 from my locker in the course of two weeks. Finally I bought a lock, but fortunately I had already put in my two weeks and was leaving in three days.

Assfaces.

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 12:27:53 PM »

At least you had a locker. Fast food is so cheap anyone who goes into the employee area can have access to your bag. Fuck. I need a new line of work. Admittedly, it's kinda fun and super easy but I need some better money.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #19 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 12:37:16 PM »

If you can connect the words "fun" and "work" together, you've achieved something rare, and should probably think more than twice about keeping it.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #20 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 12:52:45 PM »

I sometimes have fun at work.

Now there's rumors flying at my waitressing job that someone steals tip cups and money from the register.

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 12:59:59 PM »

That's true, Megs, and that's why I've been here so long. At the same time though, I need to connect "paycheck" with "car" or "place to live" and I can't do that here. I don't even earn 6.50 an hour. That isn't gonna cut it. Maybe if I get some good financial aid this year, I can stay here longer.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #22 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 01:04:57 PM »

Damn.

B E C K · « **Reply #23 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 01:16:14 PM »

Indeed. It would all right pay if I were still in highschool and hadn't run myself into debt the past few years.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #24 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 01:35:15 PM »

Ouch

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 01:43:11 PM »

Who knew shopping doesn't solve emotional problems.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #26 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 01:59:20 PM »

Ever think about a dog? Seriously. I can highly recommend American Eskimos for scaring the piss out of anyone who comes near the house. Extremely protective toward their families, but not on any insurance company or landlord shit list as a "biting breed". BTW, family includes cats. Whenever Maki hears MommaKitty getting picked on, he charges baying throught the house, runs the offender out of the yard, and comes back to snuffle her in the tummy.

He also loves to hump on Guinness. one of our black male cats, so he busts color, gender and species taboos all at once. We're so proud of him.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #27 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 02:03:03 PM »

Hmmm. Gross.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #28 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 02:26:32 PM »

aww im sorry to hear that Nuri..

We "got robed" twice. Actually only once. the first time it was a sunday, no one in the fucking house, not even the guardian outside, and we got the car in the garage, and i grabbed my boxer puppy and start running thru the front yard to the entrance, and then i saw 2 guys getting out of the house saying "nothing happened". first reaction i had is that one of the maids arrived early and those were there having a menage et trois or who the hell knows, but by the time my dad saw them they were already gone.
2nd time was on elections day, also sunday, also with no one in my house. all my family came to my house to eat but we decided to go to a chinese restaurant, so we all went. by the time we came back the 1st door was kinda opened, my boxer(by that time he was already like 3 years old) was jumping around like fucking bambi, and there were boxes everywhere. we got in and all our electrodomestics were gone, i mean ALL of them. we went out to the street and called the police, and while we were waiting a car of "black eagles" (they are like the swat here) passed by and asked us if we just got robbed and my dad said yes and they said they found the thieves in a car like 40 minutes away from my house! we were SOOO lucky! they talked about it in 2 newspapers!

Lurker · « **Reply #29 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 02:31:13 PM »

"not even the guardian outside"

Not only do you have maids, you have a guard as well?!?[/purple]

Author Topic: cries (Read 38755 times)

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