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Happy Birthday Beck!
« on: Aug 07, 2010, 09:23:57 PM »
Couple hours early, but since I'm working on 2 hours sleep here I don't know if I can stay awake long enough for the clock to strike midnight and I just wanted to make sure someone started it, since she starts all the ones for the rest of us.


And there would usually be something here relating to your birthday that took lots of research on my part, but I'm tired bitch! I'll do it tomorrow.

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Re: Happy Birthday Beck!
« Reply #1 on: Aug 07, 2010, 11:39:25 PM »

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Re: Happy Birthday Beck!
« Reply #2 on: Aug 08, 2010, 12:08:30 AM »
Aw, thank you.  I---






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Re: Happy Birthday Beck!
« Reply #3 on: Aug 08, 2010, 12:41:51 AM »
Couple hours early, but since I'm working on 2 hours sleep here I don't know if I can stay awake long enough for the clock to strike midnight and I just wanted to make sure someone started it, since she starts all the ones for the rest of us.


And there would usually be something here relating to your birthday that took lots of research on my part, but I'm tired bitch! I'll do it tomorrow.
fuck you! i was going to post this first, ITS MY RIGHT SINCE IM HOURS AHEAD OF YOU! you stole my thunder, i hate you.

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Re: Happy Birthday Beck!
« Reply #4 on: Aug 08, 2010, 12:42:00 AM »
also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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Re: Happy Birthday Beck!
« Reply #5 on: Aug 08, 2010, 01:03:06 AM »
Yes...let the hate flow through you.

And I guess I did make it past midnight, but I'm still too tired to do the whole "Oh this day" thing right now. Don't worry though I'll get to it later tonight. You know, cause I know how much you like it and all.

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Re: Happy Birthday Beck!
« Reply #6 on: Aug 08, 2010, 03:45:27 AM »
HAPPY HAPPY on the day you were born day. Hope you DOz it big today!

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Re: Happy Birthday Beck!
« Reply #7 on: Aug 08, 2010, 11:37:12 AM »
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And I guess I did make it past midnight, but I'm still too tired to do the whole "Oh this day" thing right now.

Make it past midnight?  You made it on the 7th because it was about 11:30ish or so when and I saw your post.

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Re: Happy Birthday Beck!
« Reply #8 on: Aug 08, 2010, 04:59:15 PM »
Congratulations on being expelled from your mother!
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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Re: Happy Birthday Beck!
« Reply #9 on: Aug 08, 2010, 05:29:06 PM »
WoooOOOooOoOOOO!  :guitar: :D :love: :stickdance:
Happy birthday, have an icecream hotdog.




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Re: Happy Birthday Beck!
« Reply #10 on: Aug 08, 2010, 07:43:13 PM »
Where does someone really get one of those?

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Re: Happy Birthday Beck!
« Reply #11 on: Aug 08, 2010, 08:34:56 PM »
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And I guess I did make it past midnight, but I'm still too tired to do the whole "Oh this day" thing right now.

Make it past midnight?  You made it on the 7th because it was about 11:30ish or so when and I saw your post.

No I mean me, myself, and I, made it past midnight. I posted it early cause I thought I wouldn't be able to stay awake till midnight to actually post it on the 8th, but then I did stay up that late.
« Last Edit: Aug 08, 2010, 08:36:57 PM by Rama »

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Re: Happy Birthday Beck!
« Reply #12 on: Aug 08, 2010, 09:58:30 PM »
Happy Birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday Beck!
« Reply #13 on: Aug 09, 2010, 11:51:32 AM »

Love those.

HAPPY PLACENTA-SPLLING DAY!
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Birthday Beck!
« Reply #14 on: Aug 09, 2010, 02:16:45 PM »
Where does someone really get one of those?

You can attain a Cool Dog at any one of these distributors:

Fenway Park
KidsNation area

iParty Peabody
300 Andover St
Peabody, MA 01960
phone: 978-532-0050

Cabot's Ice Cream and Restaurant
743 Washington St.
Newtonville, MA 02460
phone: 617-964-9200

Lake Boone Ice Co.
710 Main St
Hudson, MA 01749
phone: 1-800-660-7173
Cool Dogs sold by the case.
No delivery or shipping; pick up only.

Royal Ice Cream
27 Warren St
Manchester, CT 06040
phone: 860-649-5358
Cool Dogs sold by the case.
No delivery or shipping; pick up only.

Ice Cream Planet Outlet Store
9345 Southview
Brookfield, IL 60513
phone: 708-485-2045
fax: 708-854-2999
Cool dogs sold by the case

Or you can get them from the Cool Dog website @ http://www.cooldoginc.com/purchase/order.php
A bit pricey for a case, and I dread the mushy package that would probably show up at my doorstep.


It's my dream to taste that smoothe icey cold sausage sliding down my throat. MMMMMMMM
someday.....someday.....
« Last Edit: Aug 09, 2010, 02:23:48 PM by gwynn »

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Re: Happy Birthday Beck!
« Reply #15 on: Aug 09, 2010, 02:31:29 PM »
You made me think it was actually a sausage for a second there.

That was also kind of erotic.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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Re: Happy Birthday Beck!
« Reply #16 on: Aug 09, 2010, 02:41:29 PM »
Where does someone really get one of those?

You can attain a Cool Dog at any one of these distributors:

Fenway Park
KidsNation area

iParty Peabody
300 Andover St
Peabody, MA 01960
phone: 978-532-0050

Cabot's Ice Cream and Restaurant
743 Washington St.
Newtonville, MA 02460
phone: 617-964-9200

Lake Boone Ice Co.
710 Main St
Hudson, MA 01749
phone: 1-800-660-7173
Cool Dogs sold by the case.
No delivery or shipping; pick up only.

Royal Ice Cream
27 Warren St
Manchester, CT 06040
phone: 860-649-5358
Cool Dogs sold by the case.
No delivery or shipping; pick up only.

Ice Cream Planet Outlet Store
9345 Southview
Brookfield, IL 60513
phone: 708-485-2045
fax: 708-854-2999
Cool dogs sold by the case

Or you can get them from the Cool Dog website @ http://www.cooldoginc.com/purchase/order.php
A bit pricey for a case, and I dread the mushy package that would probably show up at my doorstep.


It's my dream to taste that smoothe icey cold sausage sliding down my throat. MMMMMMMM
someday.....someday.....

Invented up here :D Over night it should be fine, they pack those crates with loads of dry ice. My Dad one time sent a FUCKTON of seafood from RI to Florida and the lobsters and clams were all still alive.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Birthday Beck!
« Reply #17 on: Aug 09, 2010, 10:09:32 PM »
...but they were dead inside.

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Re: Happy Birthday Beck!
« Reply #18 on: Aug 10, 2010, 04:27:36 AM »
I bring up the rear with birthday wishes!  :happy:

That should make for some interesting misreadings.
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Re: Happy Birthday Beck!
« Reply #19 on: Aug 10, 2010, 09:11:29 AM »
...but they were dead inside.
No, they were dead when I pressed my 12-inch chef's knife into their heads.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Birthday Beck!
« Reply #20 on: Aug 10, 2010, 01:13:55 PM »
I bring up the rear with birthday wishes!  :happy:

That should make for some interesting misreadings.

Oh, I hope so.

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Re: Happy Birthday Beck!
« Reply #21 on: Aug 10, 2010, 03:00:37 PM »
I certainly had a good misread of it.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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Re: Happy Birthday Beck!
« Reply #22 on: Aug 10, 2010, 03:10:28 PM »
It's almost as good as tapping a friend.

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Re: Happy Birthday Beck!
« Reply #23 on: Aug 10, 2010, 03:22:16 PM »
Happy belated, Ms. RRE.

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Re: Happy Birthday Beck!
« Reply #24 on: Aug 10, 2010, 05:28:26 PM »
Thank you, Mistah Sam.

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Re: Happy Birthday Beck!
« Reply #25 on: Aug 12, 2010, 01:31:10 PM »
*tip of the hat*

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Re: Happy Birthday Beck!
« Reply #26 on: Aug 12, 2010, 11:17:12 PM »
*shakes ass*
You know, a sack full of quarters and all that shit.

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Re: Happy Birthday Beck!
« Reply #27 on: Aug 12, 2010, 11:20:34 PM »
*humps the hat*
Little... yellow... different.

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Re: Happy Birthday Beck!
« Reply #28 on: Aug 13, 2010, 10:09:32 AM »
I need to stop smoking pot.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Birthday Beck!
« Reply #29 on: Aug 13, 2010, 12:23:48 PM »
I need to stop smoking pot.

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