Cleverbot: I need a cup of tea.
User: What kind of tea?
Cleverbot: Green tea.
User: With pomegranate?
[Note: After this Cleverbot took FOREVER to respond. I thought I broke it.]
Cleverbot: Apple.
User: No can do, kimosabe.
Cleverbot: What is 'SAPO Codebits'?
User: Dude, I don't know. Now we don't have apple green tea. Choose something else.
Cleverbot: So what is it?
User: I DON'T KNOW.
Cleverbot: You aren't very clever, are you?
User: Says the bot that didn't know what pomegranate was so he took half a minute to translate half of the damn word.
Cleverbot: Ok no problem.
User: That's what I thought, bitch.
Cleverbot: Why is it funny?
User: Did you hear me laugh? Tell me about truffles.
Cleverbot: I don't know as much about trigonometry as I'd like.
User: Boo. You suck.
Cleverbot: Never have!
User: I pity your boyfriend.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: What's yours? Also, SL plox.
Cleverbot: Plox is too a word.
User: I never said it wasn't. ASL.
Cleverbot: You made an error.
User: ASL.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Y.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: ASL.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Please?
Cleverbot: Why should I?
User: 3======>.
Cleverbot: No it doesn't!
User: Okay, fine. 3===>.
Cleverbot: You did not ask my name.
User: But names are so personal.
Cleverbot: Is that why you don't want to know mine?
User: I'll call you Daryl Hall.
Cleverbot: Okay! Please go on with the example!
User: Cool. So I have to be Oates.
Cleverbot: No, you are not swiss, you are not human.
User: I'm pretty certain they never did a song like that.
Cleverbot: I'm so sorry! Don't leave me alone again!
User: ASL?
Cleverbot: Do you have any clue what I'm talking about?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: You are innapropriately named.
User: You don't even know it. Unless you meant Oates. And if you did, you are wrong.
Cleverbot: Fine, I am not human.
User: Here's a tit. (.).
Cleverbot: That makes me feel better.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: Hey, I didn't know you knew netspeak!