The story reminds me of an old joke.
A man takes a trip to Spain and stays at a beautiful old hotel. Before he sets out for a day of sight seeing, he stops in to the hotel restaurant for breakfast. He has a wonderful meal and decides to eat there that night for dinner. After a day of sight seeing, the man returns to the hotel for dinner. The waiter, noticing he's obviously a forieger, offers to make him his native food rather than authentic Spanish cuisine.
"NO!" The man exclaimed, "I want the house speciality. I am not here as a tourist, I want to be a traveller."
"Ok, senor, one house specialty." The waiter said. A short time later the waiter brings out a beautiful plate adorned with vegetables and two lumpy pieces of meat.
"What is this?" The man asks, curious to what he is about to try.
"Cojones de Sevilla. Our house specialty. They are bull testicles delicately braised in veal stock and served with a truffle sauce with fresh vegetables."
The man, taken aback, decided to dig in. After tasting one bite, he was hooked. After finishing every morsel, the waiter looked impressed. "Was the bull farm raised?"
"No, senor. The Bull is from the fights at the arena. When the champion bulls lose, we recieve the most valuable parts." The waiter replied.
The man retired to his room and slept wonderfully. The next day the man decided to again enjoy the dish after a full day of sightseeing. The first waiter was not present, however the new Waiter seemed competant. When the waiter brought him his dinner again, something was different. The large, milky white testicles were much smaller and somewhat brownish. The man shrugged and took a bite. Immediately, he spit out the meat. It tasted musty and salty. The waiter, seeing the man's distress, came over to inquire what was wrong.
The man, pushing his plate forward in disgust, spoke angrily to the waiter. "These are awful, is this the Cojones de Sevilla?"
"Si, senor." The waiter replied.
"I had this yesterday with the other guy, and the bull balls were delicious!"
"Yes sir, the bull is very tasty. But, with the bull fights, sometimes the Bull wins..."
