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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #120 on: Sep 03, 2010, 11:31:44 AM »
Which one?  I could've sworn there were several.

They're not theories so much as nonsensical brain signals from random neurons firing.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #121 on: Sep 04, 2010, 02:35:37 AM »
Shit, that covers the entirety of human thought.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #122 on: Sep 05, 2010, 01:04:48 PM »
Needs more Selena!
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #123 on: Sep 06, 2010, 10:08:02 PM »
Needs more dead Selena.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #124 on: Sep 07, 2010, 01:10:18 AM »
Needs more dead Selena, played by J.Lo, whose career is pretty much dead.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #125 on: Sep 10, 2010, 06:55:14 AM »
And the Selena movie remains the only thing I've ever liked that's associated with J.Lo's name.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #126 on: Sep 10, 2010, 01:14:05 PM »
But what about Maid in Manhattan?

You see she is a Maid...because she is Hispanic.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #127 on: Sep 11, 2010, 09:20:35 PM »
Schmoo owns that movie and I saw it one day because I was that fucking bored.  Man, that movie was balls.  Pure, stinky, sweaty, hairy, vengeful balls.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #128 on: Sep 11, 2010, 10:04:04 PM »
Is she topless?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #129 on: Sep 12, 2010, 02:25:11 AM »
Nope. Have to settle for Money Train.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #130 on: Sep 12, 2010, 06:04:20 AM »
Wesley Woody sounds like a pr0n name.