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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #90 on: Aug 25, 2010, 09:12:01 PM »
Kinda looks like every other university in the US. It looks like UPenn too.

Why do you broads hate on other good looking boards? Ya'll fine for all of this hate on hate CRIME! STOP THE MADNESS!

Im sorry but the bitch is ugly. If I see a hot girl I have no problem on saying that the girl is hot (and no I'm not going to become a lesbian) but shes fugly. I hate that she's on Thirteen since thats an awesome movie and her face just fugs it up

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #91 on: Aug 25, 2010, 11:04:29 PM »
Who was her character in that movie?  All Wikipedia says is Noel but I don't remember who that was.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #92 on: Aug 26, 2010, 01:47:29 AM »
Yeah.. But she is not ugly, though.
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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #93 on: Aug 26, 2010, 06:48:18 PM »
Dude shes nasty. Yes its Noel,thats the blonde girl's "best friend" in the beginning

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #94 on: Aug 26, 2010, 07:37:13 PM »
Yeah, not really. She is not the kind of girl I normally go for, but I would not kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #95 on: Aug 27, 2010, 09:43:11 PM »
What if the crackers were smeared with poo?

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #96 on: Aug 28, 2010, 01:41:38 AM »
Well that would be fucking nasty and I would kick her out.
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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #97 on: Aug 29, 2010, 05:00:05 PM »
Your loss.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #98 on: Aug 29, 2010, 10:35:56 PM »
I mean, you don't have to kiss her.  Just saying.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #99 on: Aug 30, 2010, 01:10:53 AM »
But he would, because he is dirty like that.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #100 on: Aug 30, 2010, 04:09:57 AM »
Nope. I like an asshole, but actual shit turns me off.
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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #101 on: Aug 30, 2010, 07:11:13 AM »
I eat ass like I do truffles.

And I looooooooooooooooove truffles! :tom:
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #102 on: Aug 31, 2010, 02:01:51 AM »
Ironically, it turns out they taste the same.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #103 on: Aug 31, 2010, 02:40:31 AM »
Ironically, it turns out they taste the same.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #104 on: Aug 31, 2010, 11:19:46 AM »
Ironically, it turns out they taste the same.
Only when cleaned properly.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #105 on: Aug 31, 2010, 01:09:33 PM »
I know Truffles can be nasty if you don't clean them.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #106 on: Aug 31, 2010, 05:22:13 PM »
well they do grow out of shit...

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #107 on: Aug 31, 2010, 05:34:41 PM »
I had no idea truffles and assholes were so related.
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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #108 on: Aug 31, 2010, 06:49:21 PM »
Obviously you don't watch Kitchen Nightmares

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #109 on: Aug 31, 2010, 07:04:03 PM »
No, I do not.
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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #110 on: Aug 31, 2010, 07:26:55 PM »
Well go fucking watch some TV.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #111 on: Sep 01, 2010, 02:43:51 AM »
If you believe the Jonas Brothers don't do anything there is a bridge in brooklyn I'd like to sell you for 50 bux.  pst for paypal info.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #112 on: Sep 01, 2010, 07:16:59 AM »
Eh.
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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #113 on: Sep 01, 2010, 02:48:00 PM »
Alright! I hope this is as good a deal as I got on the Eiffel Tower!

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #114 on: Sep 02, 2010, 05:26:56 AM »
If you believe the Jonas Brothers don't do anything there is a bridge in brooklyn I'd like to sell you for 50 bux.  pst for paypal info.

How dare you turn a thread that steered towards ass over to Jonaseseseses.  HOW. DARE. YOU.   :nurinono:

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #115 on: Sep 02, 2010, 05:48:45 AM »
Just reinforces my theory.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #116 on: Sep 02, 2010, 05:51:22 AM »
Which one?  I could've sworn there were several.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #117 on: Sep 02, 2010, 05:52:44 AM »
It depends on the situation.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #118 on: Sep 02, 2010, 05:30:08 PM »
One of them does look like he has really luxurious pube hair on his head.  Well, only the best shampoo for those Jonaseseses.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #119 on: Sep 03, 2010, 05:52:45 AM »
Too bad they shaved it, fucking sluts.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.